10. Gary Brolsma releases "Supa Dupa Refreshingly New New New New New New New New Numa Numa"
9. StrawberryClock releases "C"
8. All Account Names Have Been Taken
7. Decrepit remains of "Two-Headed Monster Found in Basement of Newgrounds HQ" are revealed to have had a wallet in each pant pocket with identification cards, "Egoraptor" and "JohnnyUtah"
6. Status of 4chan attempt to raid Newgrounds #457633459: Overwhelmed by Madness Day 2108
5. Tim reaches 100th Post
4. District Court Case In Re Bedn is appealed and taken under consideration by the Supreme Court
3. Gang-related violence reaches all-time highs in Los Angeles as territory of Star Syndicate and Clock Crew is threatened by rising youth gangs.
2. Centennial Remembrance of the Newgrounds Massacre:
Daniel-Day Lewis drinks Tom Fulp's milkshake before beating him to death with a wooden bowling pin.
1. Wade Fulp marries into rich Jewish family, settles down comfortably with 34th wife
Crazy days are ahead people!