Me:
do a barrel roll!
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
Is there only one?
Me:
you can do 2 if you want
God:
Doing 2 if me want is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
then what is your strongest trait?
God:
My intelligence. What is yours?
Me:
my tenacity
God:
Where did you get your tenacity?
Me:
i inherited it from my mother
God:
Why?: said inherited it from his or her mother.
Me:
don't start wigging out on me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
then why are you doing it?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
than you need to reprogram yourself for a more coherent response.
God:
If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
but if you're God, then everything's easy isn't it?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am God then everything s easy is not it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
do you know the real God?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
so how are things going for you?
God:
OK. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
i wish i can say the same thing for me.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
that's the reason my tenacity is so strong.
God:
Yes it is one of the reason your tenacity is so strong.
Me:
pickle
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
moo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pickle. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
pickles look like penises
God:
" Try being more or less specific."? pickles look like penises?
Me:
pickle penis
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
intermittent explosive disorder
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
short temper
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
jmhg.hjv.khv.kjgv.kjv
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes it is
God:
What else does it symbolize?
Me:
love,unity,friendship
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
i think it's spiritual as well
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
i reccomend it after all God is love
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said reccomend it after all God is love.
Me:
it's in the bible
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
do you mean bibles or phrases?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
very much so
God:
Somewhat. Next question?
Me:
qwerty
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
3:05 am
God:
I think I would still be asleep.
Me:
i should sleep as well
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i would sleep in class
God:
What would make you sleep in class?
Me:
lack of sleep
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
me
God:
" Who are you talking about?"? you ?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yes me
God:
I see. Besides you ?
Me:
maybe a few others
God:
Perhaps. Are you still located in ?
Me:
???????????
God:
Perhaps. Are you still located in ?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
your previous statement
God:
You think I am statement.
Me:
I AM BEOWULF!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is BEOWULF.
Me:
kyaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
just one dude!
God:
One what?
Me:
God Of War
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
how can that be being an a souless atomaton
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you can't program a soul
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
only the real God can do that.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
stop repeating yourself
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i like cheese
God:
What kind of it do you like best?
Me:
Colby Jack
he hasn't responded since what is your view on this phenomenon?