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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2008-02-18 16:21:08 Reply

Does your dad happen to be Randy Marsh by Any chance?
I think We've met

My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch


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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2008-02-18 16:29:58 Reply

At 2/18/08 03:50 PM, Gwarfan wrote: That game sucked ass. It's fun for about 5 minutes.

I know I sucked at it at first to but that's no reason to hate it. The game is pretty addicting but your dad really needs to grow up about these things, ignoring his job and others is just going to make things worse. I hope you have tried reasoning with him.


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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2008-02-18 16:35:57 Reply

Quit moaning, At least your dad didn't drop a kettle full of boiling water on your back at the age of 3, leaving a huge burn mark all the way down your back.

People say that chicks dig' scars... Well, they don't


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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2009-02-26 23:40:44 Reply

tsk, MY DAD is also a BITCH! Daddy's Girl? I don't think so. If the other girls are "Daddy's Girl" well guess what, NOT ME! he's a whore! He always gets mad at everything EVRYTHING! and he's telling me nvr to cuss but guess what? he;s the one cussing like a million times a day! so he can't blame me if just ONE DAY i cuss at him and say ur a fucking bitch and get a life! bcuz i learned that from him the cuss words and his act! He's making me do all this stuff and then i f i do one LITTLE mistake he starts yelling. I think i'm already def cuz his voice reach PLUTO!! GOSH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! He needs to lower his blodd pressure!! seriously he has a High Blodd that;s why ALWAYS GETTING mad! DUDE!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!! AND LEARN SOME PROPER ETIQUETTE OF A DAd!! MOTHER FUCKER!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!! also he spends all his money buying this stop smoking nicotin such....but damn! he CAN NEVER!! sstop i think he spent alreayd a 1000 dollars on dat!! he wouldn't hve 2 waste his money if he just quit smoking bitchquit smoking!!! i i get sick and somethinghappenes to my lungs or whatever bcuz of his smoking i'm calling 9-1-1

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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2009-02-26 23:43:58 Reply

At 2/17/08 09:54 PM, MooniniteBombSquad wrote:
At 2/17/08 09:52 PM, bilgin wrote: Wow, how old is your dad?
46

Kill him.


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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2009-02-27 00:06:10 Reply

Fight fire with fire...literally

Find out his favourite servers and his username. Play the game as Pyro and target him and only him.

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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2009-02-27 00:11:38 Reply

Your dad has been breast feeding you since you were born, Let him have fun you ungrateful asshole.

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Response to My Dad Is An Absolute Fucking Bitch 2009-02-27 00:13:21 Reply

At 2/17/08 09:47 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I smell children, young children.

I smell future school shooter.


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