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At 2/17/08 09:26 AM, gradenator wrote: Ferget those puny tanks and areoplanes. Get yo ass wunna dese! It's got force shields and everything!

Where do I get one of these?

i saw once that the fighting master, bruce lee, said that when you punch someone its important to keep your hand relaxed at the very last second, and finish the hit some inches away from the target. that way the impact will be bigger

You don't have to use guns or knives if you want to fight with a weapon use a nail filled plank or a rusty pipe, though using one is unadvisable because if the other guy has a knife he'll probably use it when you have one, so fighting unarmed is most likely a better idea.
Remember to go for weak spots as others have said, because nobody cares about whether you fought 'dirty' in reality. It doesn't make you a bad guy or a coward, just someone who doesn't want his ass kicked.
Though be careful with the low blows, because people tend to leave that alone but if you go for it they won't hesitate.
Remember to go for nose punches and things like that, only low blow as a last resort.
Also, you might want to keep the fight in school hours, I don't know how vicious this guy is, but if he was ever going to kill you, he wouldn't do it in school.
Another thing, wear clothes that are easy to fight in, if your school (like mine) has a uniform, you can't really do this, but if it doesn't and for out of school fights, wear baggy clothes, but not things that hint you've come dressed for it as if you lose the joke will be on you for a long time.
And remember, anger makes someone a lot stronger, it's true, but it's a lot harder to think, so if someone is mad angry at you, you want to fight technical (keep out of the way 'til they're worn out then finish them etc I know it never works on TV but in reality it has done me favours).
That's pretty much all I can think of for now. Hope it helps.

At 2/17/08 06:50 AM, Takeshima wrote: all you need is this.

Those look so fake.

On topic:

Try boxing. That's the easiest fighting style to learn. And whatever you do, don't run at him like a fag trying to punch him. A single kick counters that.

At 2/17/08 09:36 AM, Takeshima wrote:

At 2/17/08 09:26 AM, gradenator wrote: Ferget those puny tanks and areoplanes. Get yo ass wunna dese! It's got force shields and everything!

a challenger appears!

A whole fleet.

wtf

At 2/17/08 06:50 AM, Takeshima wrote: all you need is this.

Airsoft guns? What would they do, make him sting?

If they're men, aim for the nuts and throat. If it's a woman, aim for the throat, or if you're bigger than her, the shins and knock her down. The best advantage you can have in a fight is being bigger than your opponent, or at least staying strong. Knowing that you would get your ass kicked and stayed anyway, while maybe a bit stupid, it was still a good thing to do.

dont fight dirty. youll look like a cock.
learn boxing.

At 2/17/08 07:30 AM, TheRobinsonMap wrote: Ak 47's and Car15's can be bought at your local gun or pawn shop.

Thats a M4A2 as far as I can tell from the picture. There is not a single gun called the Carl15...

At 2/17/08 07:49 AM, SoulPiker wrote: You will own them all with this.

Yeh! throw a plastic tank at them.

Bro, I know how you feel.

Unlike you, I, too, grew up with an older brother who beat my ass more than once.

Here's the catch, bro. You want to hit their chin sideways fast and hard. If you're lucky, your hit with make their head go to the side fast enough that their brain with rattle in the skull and ultimately knock them out. Make sure you're using your knuckles, though.

You can grab an arm when they throw a punch and pop the elbow the opposite way of the joint; This will ultimately shatter their arm. That will render them pretty much useless, and leave you to do whatever the fuck you want to them.

Also, bring a knife with you just in case. Especially if you fight nigra's (because they always bring their monkey-ass friends), since the instant you beat their ass, one of their jig-a-boo friends will jump in to save them. If you get jumped, Knife Fighting is perfectly legit -- 'specially 'cause it's then considered self-defense.

And if all else fails; Hit them in the temple and call it a day. One guy down and a self-defense epic win for you.

At 2/17/08 06:46 AM, MagicBear wrote:
So i started swinging my arm like a windmill to get some velocity

LOL 2nd funniest thing I've heard all week!

You should have brought a net, then you could have captured the little monkey boy.

Seriously though, this is why I hate fuckin black people, they can't take a joke, they all act like 'Gangstas', and if you do anything to them they go running to a teacher saying you've been racist.

Stupid fuckin monkey people ruin every country they go to, in a few years England'll be like fucking Iraq.

You should join the bmp/kkk! That'll show the little monkey people who's the zoo owner!

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LOL @ All the internet tough guys with advice like "get mad" or "kick him in the nuts".

If you want to learn to fight, get yourself down to a boxing gym.

Try Muay Thai.
but be careful it can harm to death.

If you ever get the chance and your close to him take your palm(the hard part) and with all your strength hit him in the nose with an upward motion.The blow can result in (extremely painful) injury or death.

Just don't make those kind of jokes in public next time. I would stay out of the fight next time if I were you. If he messes up your house, call the cops. He goes to jail, you're unharmed, you win!

You didn't actually hit him or anything, did you? If not, you could call the police and say he hit you and then what would happen? He'd go to jail! You win! See how awesome that is?

don't cheat. just tackle them and beat their face into the ground.

it works

Resolve with words, not anger.

Jump on his head, you'll get 100 points!

Play Mortal Kombat.

swing your arms to get velocity..

Oh wait, that's what a moron would do

dodge,punch, kick in the balls.

Don't fight. Just pack a weapon and brandish it wildly at your assailant. If he's smart, he'll just call you a pussy and walk off.

knock him in the jaw repeatedly, with almost full strength, and try to drop him in the chest, and kick him in the face when hes on the ground. if friends jump in, use a nearby limb to attack and fend them off with, then disperse before any type of authority figure comes up.

If you're a pussy aim for the balls and the penis.
If you're a man aim for the face, try hitting him in the nose (jab) or try to hook him at his cheekbones.

Alternatively you can bring a weapon of any kind: bottle, knife, gun, bat etc.

Start off slow, act like you cant fight.

Then unleash your power.

That is if you have any... if not then this wont work at all.

Just move your fists wildly while trying to keep prudent space between you both.

But seriously, even if you win the next time, you think he'll just let it be? The situation would just escalate, that is, assuming you could take him. Seriously, lay it rest.

Well, I don't like to fight, but I'm a good archer an sword fighter sooo...well, my sword is wooden, but if you get angry and go crazy you should win. Also, pretend to be a pirate, and when ninjas come tell them that he did it.