I think my cousin...

[l33t-soldier]

... wants to do me.

So here's the story:

Tonight, the night of all nights, the parents decided to throw a party. Inviting friends, and family members, to our house. Well, the adults were all upstairs, and me and my other cousins and some friends were in the basement. There was a good 7 of us down here. We had fun with the Wii for a couple hours, but then my mother yelled for dinner. She and I said we agreed we'd finish our game of boxing before going upstairs.

So, there we were all alone, playing some Wii. I would like to throw out there that I am 15 and she is 16. Anyways, I had won and she looked at me and said:
"Wow... that amazing. You completely killed the shit outta me."

Having the perverted nature I suspect that 98% of Newgrounders have, I said:
"She said it was amazing too!"

There was a small exchange of laughter, followed by an awkward silence. But then I broke it by saying food was a story above us. I was hungry. So I went to put the Wii-motes on top of the TV, at which she then hopped onto my back. I thought it was rather playful, so I started carrying her to the staircase.

Then, she whispered into my ear... causing me to stop completely. My eyes proceeded to get insanely large. I turned my head and looked at her funny. The weird part was... she was serious. She had whispered:
"Let's eat later. The guest room is open."

She is coming back down next weekend, and then I'll have plenty of time alone with her... which I don't see as good or bad yet. So Newgrounds, I'm asking for your advice nicely.

Pics or it didn't happen? Pictures may proceed later, if I find any...

I honestly promise to GOD this is not copypasta! This is a real problem I'm having. Please help.

[Cootie]

Is she is pretty distant I would do her.

[aod3]

So.

Your cousin (who i assume is attractive or you would not be asking a question about this) wants to take your penis.

So you go on NG and ask us?

[MexicanGun]

You gotta love incest to do that.

[l33t-soldier]

My real friends are no help... so Yes. I ask Newgrounds.

[SloppyMoe606]

You know it would be considered incest since she is not your 5th or more cousin...

[tbmagoo]

i seriously dont get why people ask the internet these questions? do they actually think they're gonna get serious answers? especially on newgrounds of all places, for god sakes <_< dont you have any real friends you could ask?

[l33t-soldier]

Asked real friends... laughed and didn't answer. Also, I think I might throw morals aside and be incestous.

Pic soon... almost there... I think.

[jimmythehedgehog]

legal? yes. (well where i live)
morality? noo....
realy up to. yeah. but for me? nah. much rarther keep my dignity thank you very much.

[nitroexsplosion]

some strange reason i got s stiffy in my boxers.

[IcyPop23]

The fact that you both are related and that if you get caught, your life is gonna be pretty fucked up.

Keep your dick in your pants. You'll get some sooner or later.

Or never lololol

[MexicanGun]

At 2/17/08 03:11 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Asked real friends... laughed and didn't answer. Also, I think I might throw morals aside and be incestous.

Pic soon... almost there... I think.

So, you think NG would give you better advice?

Oh my friend, you have been here long enough to know the truth already.

[PyroGreg]

Do what you feel is right

[l33t-soldier]

Maybe this can change some minds...

:Instant Gratification!

[livEvl]

At 2/17/08 03:13 AM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 2/17/08 03:11 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Asked real friends... laughed and didn't answer. Also, I think I might throw morals aside and be incestous.

Pic soon... almost there... I think.

So, you think NG would give you better advice?

Oh my friend, you have been here long enough to know the truth already.

And that, she is prolly not your real cuzin and that you should fuck her!!!!

:Dont do it!!!
:DO IT!!

[SloppyMoe606]

At 2/17/08 03:16 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Maybe this can change some minds...

Instant Gratification!

For a second, I thought she was kissing some kind of twin sister!

[nitroexsplosion]

At 2/17/08 03:16 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Maybe this can change some minds...

Instant Gratification!

thats it? she looks like a hillbilly.

[hoodpru]

dude shes your cuz she wants to eat with you big deal w/e maby your her fav cuz somthing like that lol i know newgrounders have perverted minds but come on thing boy THINK

[MexicanGun]

At 2/17/08 03:16 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Maybe this can change some minds...

Instant Gratification!

Do you think that is hot?

Holy shit dude.

[livEvl]

At 2/17/08 03:19 AM, hoodpru wrote: dude shes your cuz she wants to eat with you big deal w/e maby your her fav cuz somthing like that lol i know newgrounders have perverted minds but come on thing boy THINK

the more perverted you are the bigger your epenis is duh!

lol

[nitroexsplosion]

At 2/17/08 03:19 AM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 2/17/08 03:16 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Maybe this can change some minds...

Instant Gratification!

Do you think that is hot?

Holy shit dude.

OMFG?!?!? i relized something.
SHES a GOTHIC hillbilly!

no pun intended.

[Flared24]

I wouldn't do my cousin unless she was really hot.

[Hedwick]

I see one of these every other day. If you are going to do it, please videotape you cousin naked and send it to me, thanks.

[Hedwick]

At 2/17/08 03:16 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Maybe this can change some minds...

Instant Gratification!

I could find a random camwhore and post it too, claiming it was my cousin that wanted to have sex with me.

[Itsover9000]

Do it. If you get caught, just BLAME MCFOOFA.

[uyersuyer]

Incest is best, no shame to my game.

[KrackLzFun]

DUDE! it's your fucking cousin....Thats really fucking weird.

[DarkKingBernard]

At 2/17/08 03:04 AM, l33t-soldier wrote:

:has peed on my bed.If he did im gonna kill him.

Your cousin has peed on your bed HAHAHAHHAHA GOOD JOKE.

[l33t-soldier]

At 2/17/08 03:25 AM, Hedwick wrote: I see one of these every other day. If you are going to do it, please videotape you cousin naked and send it to me, thanks.

I doubt she would allow that.

Plus, I think I made my decision... I think I'm gunna do her.

And no I didn't steal a random camwhore's picture... I randomly stole one of her camwhorish pictures from Myspace! YOINK!

[livEvl]

Wats your myspace, wats hermyspace... I want proofs!