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Yay a birthday, I love birthdays. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, man!

And bricky, that was the best intro to a birthday thread I've ever read.

Happy B-Day, you sick, sick man.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

At 2/15/08 10:10 AM, Thimbles wrote: They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Atleast, when you post one.

Reading your posts makes me feel stupid.
Happy birtday anyway.

At 2/15/08 08:12 AM, Earfetish wrote: here's hoping 20 can compare.

I seriously have problems believeing you're half a year younger than me...

Hippy Barthday man.

hey i love birthdays
happy birthday and hope u have a good year

Happy Birthday!

Am I really that mature?

Maybe in comparison to some people on here I would appear so. 20 is different to 14.

At 2/15/08 09:09 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 2/15/08 08:06 AM, lnstinct wrote: Fuck you, you're both fags.

Coming from the man with the fab aura.

Because colored pixels on the internet matter, faggot.

At 2/15/08 10:33 AM, lnstinct wrote: Because colored pixels on the internet matter, faggot.

silence you queer, with your gay aura

hbd eaterfish.

At 2/15/08 10:33 AM, lnstinct wrote:

At 2/15/08 09:09 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 2/15/08 08:06 AM, lnstinct wrote: Fuck you, you're both fags.

Coming from the man with the fab aura.

Because colored pixels on the internet matter, faggot.

Everything on the internet is pixels.

fuck you all

more people wish me a happy birthday before my friends get here omg

At 2/15/08 11:36 AM, Earfetish wrote: fuck you all

more people wish me a happy birthday before my friends get here omg

We are your only friends ;o

At 2/15/08 11:36 AM, Earfetish wrote: fuck you all

more people wish me a happy birthday before my friends get here omg

happy birthday before my friends get here omg

You were born (365x16)+(366x4) days ago. That makes you special.

Seriously, enjoy yourself.

Happy Birthday!I wish you a lot of alcohol to drink,a lot of pussy to fuck and a lot of your stories.

Birthday greetings from the information superhighway.

Happy birthday man.~gum

Happy birthday, you sick fuck!

By the way, when me and my friend turned 20, we both had a smal existential crisis. That's fucking two decades, and we're no longer teens. We suddenly need to be somewhat adult. You have that, or were we just really insecure?

At 2/15/08 10:32 AM, Earfetish wrote: Am I really that mature?

Maybe in comparison to some people on here I would appear so. 20 is different to 14.

Oh wow, same lvl, same age, both good looking. Were the same

At 2/15/08 01:45 PM, Dent0n wrote:

At 2/15/08 10:32 AM, Earfetish wrote: Am I really that mature?

Maybe in comparison to some people on here I would appear so. 20 is different to 14.

Oh wow, same lvl, same age, both good looking. Were the same

you should mate.

Haprghy Birthdgzhrigle.

At 2/15/08 08:12 AM, Earfetish wrote:

At 2/15/08 07:27 AM, AapoJoki wrote: Let's hope he's not going to OD.

That's the plan.

If you guys are interested, my plan for tonight was to get wrecked with my mates in my room; just organise a basic session. I had bought some fly agaric, which is the magic mushroom that is still legal, and I still had some MDMA and a lot of weed that I've somehow smoked.

I started the day by going into campus and getting myself some food, and eating it and peoplewatching listening to my mp3. I did that for a while, smoked a few fags, went home, and entertained myself until I got a mate round. Then I entertined him until more people showed up, and then I took the fly agaric.

I kinda made a mistake here. Because it tasted so bad, I crumbled it up into little pieces and swallowed it with water. I drank a lot of water clearing away these nasty mushrooms, and spent ages at it, so much so that I started tripping almost as soon as I swallowed the last bit.

Of course, we were smoking a lot of weed throughout the night.

The trips were kinda Salvia-like; it was like taking salvia for a prolonged dose of time. Not that much, since there are more visuals (just waves and splotches and whatever) but the manner of thought you have is very similar, and your desire for calm music and a calm location is also paramount.

Anyway, it wasn't long before I was tripping quite hard (the only one again, I would've split if someone had asked). We were listening to Necro, and my mate put on the graphics equaliser on full screen and it completely immersed me. My confused mind was really on a level with the graphic equaliser, completely lodged in it.

I may as well say at this point, that you do get warm waves of contentment or happiness with fly agaric. It's not all bad.

Anyway, since I was tripping out watching the lines and blobs move in time to the music, and no-one was talking (I think everyone was too stoned to talk and were watching me watching the computer screen, anyway) I minimised the window, after watching it for a fair few minutes.

This was far too dramatic a change for my mind to take. I had also drank an awful lot of water. I said, "I feel nauseous," before rushing to the toilet, hand clasped to mouth., and literally emptying my stomach, to sarcastic jeers of 'happy birthday'. I instantly felt better, but when I was brushing my teeth, most of my party announced they were leaving. I told them that I was grand now, and they're the kind of people who would stay even if I was sick; it was quite late at this point. I think it was just unfortunate timing.

Anyway, the remaining members and I went to our college bar (I'm on a campus uni in the UK) and I bought a Guinness. Everyone was talking way beyond any league that my scrabled brain could handle; my thought process was really slow. And the music was shit. The situation was just a bit too intense. These mushrooms are far more risky in terms of bad trips than the illegal type, definitely, by miles.

Anyway, I said, "I can't handle this," and went outside, and threw up a little bit more, which surprised me, becuase I could feel myself becoming completely empty when I threw up the last time. I was going to make a fag, but I'd forgotten my tobacco, so I just got my head together. I decided that I would focus, talk to the guys who were with me earlier because they were stoned and on a closer wavelength, and talk to the drug users who will understand my wavelength. I stayed in the bar till closing time, finishing my single Guinness, and talking to people, and I do have to say, I learnt to enjoy it. Even with this semi-unpleasant disaccosiation, with small waves of slight bliss.

I convinced an other guy at the bar, who's a friend of mine - that's the beauty of the college bar - to do MDMA. We went back to their kitchen with all my mates and I carved up two lines with the remains of my MDMA, a massive one for me and the small one this other guy had asked for. I'm also kinda planning to cut down on my hard drug intake once I'd got rid of this MDMA, and it happened to occur on my birthday.

Anyway, snorting the MDMA gives me a big pain in the nose and a horrible mucousy drip, but when that resolves itself I'm suddenly feeling way better. Not only can I talk freely and follow other conversations, but I'm full of things to say. It wasn't long until I felt amazing. Some girl I've never met was giving this other girl a backrub, and I really wanted one too. And I demanded a hug from everyone.

In conclusion, if you're gonna do Fly Agaric, especially at a party, and doubly so on a night you want to enjoy, have MDMA around too. But see how long you can tolerate Fly Agaric. It's definitely interesting.

Might make a thread out of that. Why did you post that, Kevin? Why, more for my sake than for yours.

At 2/15/08 08:20 AM, Earfetish wrote:

At 2/15/04 12:12 PM, Livecorpse wrote: Well, now. A birthday? It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
<3 Earfetish

Just goes to show you, eh? Time goes quickly, as does life.

That's kinda creepily awesome.

Have a swell birthday.

At 2/15/08 10:18 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 2/15/08 08:12 AM, Earfetish wrote:

At 2/15/08 07:27 AM, AapoJoki wrote: Let's hope he's not going to OD.

That's the plan.

Fly

Looks like you had quite an interesting night. I've been researching fly a bit because my friend really wants to order some off of everyonedoesit.com. I'm actually kind of scared to take fly, because I hear nothing but bad trips, and general dislike + sickness. I recieved the same suggestions about salvia though, and I ended up loving the weird ass stuff that comes with it. But your story makes fly seem like something to try. (besides the sickness, eck).

At 2/15/08 10:36 PM, life wrote: I'm actually kind of scared to take fly, because I hear nothing but bad trips, and general dislike + sickness. I recieved the same suggestions about salvia though, and I ended up loving the weird ass stuff that comes with it. But your story makes fly seem like something to try. (besides the sickness, eck).

Yeah; I wouldn't advise fly at all if you're not specifically interested in hallucinogens or mind-exploration. But if you are, then it's most certainly worth a shot. I'm looking back on it as an enjoyable experience, despite that there were a few bad moments. And I might do it again, but I doubt I'll be particularly eager.