Create a 360 achievement

[SuperNerd000]

hey guys, post your achievement jokes here

for example:

Game=Gears of War
Name=Chodie Run
Description=Piss of 500 people by doing the Crab Walk glitch in Ranked Matches.

Hilarity shall ensue...

[ijustowndU]

There's a site for this, it used to be my sig. So yeah, they beat you to it.

[kenshi2]

Hahah so funny!
No.

[Black-Chaos]

Done before.

[SuperNerd000]

so? doesn't mean the people here at NG can't have some fun with it

[fransk]

Hmm... Game: Oblivion. Name: Bad badger. Achieve: Kill 1000000 Sewer rats with Fireball.

[SuperNerd000]

OOOOOH!!! sorry, posted above reply when there was only 1 reply, while i was typing other people replied to it

[WilliWowza]

At 2/14/08 10:49 PM, Black-Chaos wrote: Done before.

That one sucks, because you can't actually put what the achievement was for.

Funny achievements have spiffy names, humorous goals and a suitable amount of GP.

[SuperNerd000]

ill just put another one, just to keep this post on-topic, even if this game doesn't exist...

Game=Newgrounds Wars
Name=Cock Joke
Description=Kill 5000 people with the Penis Gun while playing as either Captain, Steve, or Skittles.

[SuperNerd000]

At 2/14/08 10:57 PM, Gergaloth wrote:

At 2/14/08 10:57 PM, SuperNerd000 wrote: ill just put another one, just to keep this post on-topic, even if this game doesn't exist...

Game=Newgrounds Wars
Name=Cock Joke
Description=Kill 5000 people with the Penis Gun while playing as either Captain, Steve, or Skittles.

Stop that Kappa.

"kappa"?

also, another one for the heck of it (this time of a real game, and I also do what the description says alot, hence the name)

Game:Call of Duty 4
Name:SuperNerd000 Strategist
Description:Kill 9999999999 people by grenade suiciding (running up to them with a grenade in your hand and not letting go unless you are put into Last Stand and they are running away)

[SuperNerd000]

must... revive... topic!

Name: JohhnyUtah Apprentice
Game: any game with online capabilities
Description: Make 1000000000 (1 billion) penis jokes/insults/remarks in-game.

[zero-gravity]

At 2/14/08 10:48 PM, SuperNerd000 wrote:

POST IN THE GOD DAMN VG FORUM!! IM ABOUT TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE HERE IF THESE MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS DON'T GET THERE HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES AND REALIZE WE HAVE A SPECIFIC FORUM. WHAT I FIND FUNNY IS THAT A MOD LOCKS MY TOPIC ABOUT PEOPLE NOT POSTING IN THE VG FORUM AND HE LETS PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY HAVING NO REGARD FOR THE RULES SLIDE LIKE THIS. THIS IS PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT PIECE OF SHIT WHO THINKS HE IS COOL BY BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE IN THE GENERAL FORUM I WILL FLAME HIS PM BOX WITH SO MUCH SHIT HE WILL NEVER COME TO THIS SITE AGIAN. OMFG!!!

[MrBallistic]

Guitar Hero III, Beating Raining Blood on Expert Does Not Make You Cool, it makes you pathetic Achivement

This isnt applicable to Rock Band because if you can play drums on that on expert, you can play real drums.

[Skybolt-DX]

At 3/31/08 10:50 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

DURR HURR HURR, I'M FUCKING RETARDED.

Try me you little shit.

Stop being a fucking backseat mod.

You'll never be a mod, stop trying.

[zero-gravity]

At 3/31/08 11:02 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

You'll never be a mod, stop trying.

You 13 year olds are really fucking stupid. Im not trying to be a mod. If i was trying to be a mod i would have PM a mod to lock this. I am pointing out how this thread clearly disregards the rules and that I'm sick and tired of idiots and attention whores like you who do stupid shit like this.

[Skybolt-DX]

At 3/31/08 11:07 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:02 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

You'll never be a mod, stop trying.

You 13 year olds

"Age/Gender: 18, Male"

What.

[TacticalShoe]

Halo 3

SHOOP DA WHOOP

Kill 10 enemies in a row with the Spartan Laser.

[ijustowndU]

At 3/31/08 11:08 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:07 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:02 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

You'll never be a mod, stop trying.

You 13 year olds

"Age/Gender: 18, Male"

What.

Stop it! *whispers* You know he has trouble reading and counting.*

[Gergaloth]

At 2/14/08 10:57 PM, SuperNerd000 wrote: ill just put another one, just to keep this post on-topic, even if this game doesn't exist...

Game=Newgrounds Wars
Name=Cock Joke
Description=Kill 5000 people with the Penis Gun while playing as either Captain, Steve, or Skittles.

Whoa what?!

[zero-gravity]

At 3/31/08 11:08 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

"Age/Gender: 18, Male"

What.

You are such a fucking poser. Get the fuck off of Newgrounds you lying little shit. You have gay-ass pre-teen anime crap all over your account. Either your a fucking queer or 13 years old, though i hold the theory that you are both. Now STFU and stop trying to be a wannabe punk.

[TheHardcoreDave]

At 3/31/08 11:09 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: Halo 3

SHOOP DA WHOOP

Kill 10 enemies in a row with the Spartan Laser.

Ha, win.
I seriously lol'd when I read that.

[Skybolt-DX]

At 3/31/08 11:10 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

You are such a fucking poser. Get the fuck off of Newgrounds you lying little shit. You have gay-ass pre-teen anime crap all over your account. Either your a fucking queer or 13 years old, though i hold the theory that you are both. Now STFU and stop trying to be a wannabe punk.

Wow, you're so cool.

You have shown me the error of my ways.

"Age/Gender: n/a, Male"

Wow, you must be like, 26 or something.

[XD0042006]

At 3/31/08 11:10 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:08 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

"Age/Gender: 18, Male"

What.

You are such a fucking poser. Get the fuck off of Newgrounds you lying little shit. You have gay-ass pre-teen anime crap all over your account. Either your a fucking queer or 13 years old, though i hold the theory that you are both. Now STFU and stop trying to be a wannabe punk.

Ohh, you're so cool now. Let me suck your cock.

It's obvious you're too worried about your reputation to realize it was sarcasm.

[zero-gravity]

At 3/31/08 11:13 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:10 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

Wow, you're so cool.

Thank you for noticing

You have shown me the error of my ways.

It is about time

"Age/Gender: n/a, Male"

Wow, you must be like, 26 or something.

No I am 16 and you are 13.

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/31/08 11:10 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:08 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

"Age/Gender: 18, Male"

What.

Hardcore shit.

HE'S GOT A SWORD!

[Skybolt-DX]

At 3/31/08 11:15 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

No I am 16 and you are 13.

God damn, you're like so much cooler than me.

[TheHardcoreDave]

At 3/31/08 11:10 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:08 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

You are such a fucking poser. Get the fuck off of Newgrounds you lying little shit. You have gay-ass pre-teen anime crap all over your account. Either your a fucking queer or 13 years old, though i hold the theory that you are both. Now STFU and stop trying to be a wannabe punk.

I hope you get hit by a bus.

If the only insults you can come up with are "fucking queer" or "13 year old" and describe things by saying "gay-ass-pre-teen," kill yourself.

Thanks.

[Gergaloth]

Zero-Gravity Vs. Skybolt-DX

I made popcorn for nothin, this fight sucked.

[ijustowndU]

At 3/31/08 11:15 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:13 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 3/31/08 11:10 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

Wow, you're so cool.

Thank you for noticing

You have shown me the error of my ways.

It is about time

"Age/Gender: n/a, Male"

Wow, you must be like, 26 or something.

No I am 16 and you are 13.

Do most people your age that you know have online freakouts because they were teased after kissing ass? I'm only 14 and I don't really see the need to cry and whine over the internet because someone made fun of me. If you are actually 16, you're a pathetic person.

[SuperNerd000]

1) zero-gravity, please just shut the fuck up, why the hell are you whining, anyways? I wasnt paying attention to what topic it was under when i was posting. I made it in the first place because the "Create a 360 acheivement" topic they already had sucks, it's only photoshops of the "acheivement unlocked" sign, so i made this to have some fun seeing what people could come up with, but you turned it into a huge fight, so pretty much no one has posted their own achievements!

2) Game: Rainbow 6 Vegas 2
Name: Finally someone who understands
Description: Listen to all the talks of video games between the terrorists in the Convention Center