Pillars of Pico?
- - Over the years on Pico day (April 31st), Pico has enjoyed time and time again some awesome tributes in his honor in both audio and visual regards. All the while leaving the other characters which live on Newgrounds feel all the less loved :'(
We must love them, like we would our neglected brothers/sisters!
And so we shall march to amend this by showing the love the popular characters whom stand behind Pico! And in order to show everybody the names and faces which help Newgrounds on it's feet every day, I present to you, THE LIST!
1. Pico (and friends)
2. The Bots (P-Bot, A-Bot, etc.)
3. The dudes from Dad 'n Me and Chainsaw the Children
4. Tankmen
Who is Pico?
Pico is the face of Newgrounds! Been around longer then most whipper snappers reading this. Thats right, GET OFF NEWGROUND'S LAWN!!!
If you are new to Pico (GTFO!), view the collection to get a good understanding of what he is percieved as and who you think he is. Pico is described as a quiet, but fully murderous capable child who can kick ass and kick it hard if need be.
Friends
- Nene
- Darnell
Who are the Bots?
The bots be the bolts of the battleship! Slaving away to keeping it all together, being tinkered with every so often. The cold, the cruel, the cool machines of madness!
- A-Bot - Audio Bot. Screaming "YOUR SYSTEM IS MADE OF NOT FAIR" by the masses for years. Many of us had a chance to get a giggle out of the quite literally weekly thread of unfair downvoting. Give some respect, make the bastard a tune! *Watch A-Bot jiggle to tunes right now!!!*
- p-Bot - Portal Bot. The hammer of god so to speak. Smashing and blamming, saving and slamming submissions as it sees fit (with input from outside sources of course :D!) The Flash bot was the original, the source, ground zero so to speak! We can do nothing but admit our worthlessness in it's presence. We are not worthy, but we are worthy of making F-Bot some tributes. Bring on the love!
- G-Bot Gold Bot. No, sariously, he r made of exist!!!! G-Bot handles our Grounds Gold accounts. You know, that thing you click to check if you have new reviews/fans EVERAY DAY! That thing which was you use to send hurtful pm's to bastardly people of the internots! G-Bot is perhaps the most neglected of them all. Let us shed a tear of mercy and give it some love!
- M-Bot Monitor Bot. The unflinching arm of the law! Monitor Bot's hobby includes assisting site moderators, relaying ban notices to bastardly users, and long walks along a beach littered with the corpses of the banned. Why not prove your innocence and legitimacy by punching him up with a tune :D?!
- F-Bot Femm Bot. We can only guess what she's for. Maybe to fill the estrogen in the otherwise testosterone filled oil in the place? With no known function, we can wait. We must not show our respect, but we must show our curiousity... let us throw hate mail?
questionable bot, do not be showing no audio respects >:(
I-Bot I find it lolarious?
About the Contest this month
- The contest theme is quite open, but your song(s) should be easily recognized to the genre-choise of this month.
- You will recieve a harder judgement if your contest submission(s) clearly is outside the given genre(s), but then again, they're both quite wide, so stay creative!
- Alot of flash-artists have shown to have alot of usage for these two genres, and since the MAC have grown fairly big on NG, it's good extra exposure for your audio.
Who's Dad 'n Me?
Who are they? They're not you OR your father >:(! Dad 'n Me is a popular game conceived a while ago about a giant purple mass of muscle, with a little mass of muscle for a son. The two spend their time bonding through the blood of others.
"No son, the knife does more damage THROUGHT the Xyphoid Process :D!"
"Thanks Dad, I love you :')"
There is simply not enough tunes to bring up the air and essence that is Dad 'n Me. So You 'n PC should get together, and change that! CHANGE IT!
But Dad wasn't always Dad. See him in his reckless youth in Chainsaw the Children and Chainsaw the Children 2!
Where he decided to go have his own kid after killing so many, is beyond our mortal capability.
Who's Tankmen?
You're joking? You don't know who the Tankmen are?! DAMN YOU, STOP HAVING HOLDING YOUR BREATH UNDERWATER COMPETITIONS WITH YOUR FISH AND WINNING! GAWD, BREATH AND LET YOUR BRAIN REPAIR ITSELF >:(!
The Tankmen are the new faces on the block. Thrown out there by "the Utah!" as I call him, the characters in it have become madly popular for flash animators to make fun off. We had a contest earlier to make a theme for said tankmen, but it can't hurt for more awesome yes?! YES?!
Awards
1) Best Pico and friends theme - $100
2) Best Bots theme - $100
3) Best Dad 'n Me theme - $100
4) Best Tankmen theme - $100
- Tshirt to the runner ups of each genre!
- Front Page Spots for the top song of each genre.
- The winners will be announced by the bastardized and constantly drunk radiogrounds.com DJ PsychoGoldfish as usual!