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I wouldnt call that a girlfriend >__>

Wait aren't you gay?

At 5/9/08 03:27 PM, Tea wrote: Wait aren't you gay?

Bisexual actually.

At 2/14/08 01:19 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Sounds like a control freak to me.
Do not want.

Tell me about it. Chicks like that are so greedy in bed.

At 5/9/08 10:02 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 2/14/08 01:17 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: 9. I can't introduce her to my friends and she won't introduce me to hers.

That one I don't get, lmao

It's obvious that she doesn't want anybody to know she's with someone, so she can do all sorts of kinky shit with Cyberdevil and still tell people she's single. CD here is probably only her Tuesday man.

At 5/9/08 03:36 PM, Redface wrote: CD here is probably only her Tuesday man.

I was wondering why she never picked up then.
She only seems to be available Mondays.

At 5/9/08 03:39 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 5/9/08 03:36 PM, Redface wrote: CD here is probably only her Tuesday man.

I was wondering why she never picked up then.
She only seems to be available Mondays.

That slot is still open it seems.

The most obvious answer: Dump the bitch.
Seriously, what is she doing, trying to be your mom?

lol, you're a slave

At 2/14/08 01:17 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: She me the following rules...

1. No flirting with other girls.

So?

2. Drinking can only be done thrice a week and never before school.

Meh. Not so bad.

3. She has to know where I am every two hours.

What the heck?

4. I can only smoke weed twice a week and never before school, and not while I'm with her.

Why bother smoking weed at all?

5. I have to go to church with her at least once a month. (I'm agnostic)

Alright, as long as you don't have to actually pray...?

6. I have to show her all the porn I have in my computer and she'll delete the ones that she doesn't like.

Don't download porn. Use the internet

7. I have to see her at least four times a week spanning more than 15 hours.

Each meet being 3.75 hours is a little too much.

8. I have to eat with her twice a week.

That's not bad at all, is it?

9. I can't introduce her to my friends and she won't introduce me to hers.

Ok, what the fuck?

10. School work comes first before everything else.

It should be.

Copypasta lol

Please tell me it isn't.

oh well

give her one rule

1: dont be a b***h

if she breaks it dump her controling rear

At 5/9/08 03:42 PM, Redface wrote:

At 5/9/08 03:39 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 5/9/08 03:36 PM, Redface wrote: CD here is probably only her Tuesday man.

I was wondering why she never picked up then.
She only seems to be available Mondays.

That slot is still open it seems.

I've got the next two weeks after booked though.

Well, at least you have a girlfriend. I've never had one. It's what comes from being a totally diehard Newgrounder.

Well, it seems she is open-minded, willing to take your opinion, and prepared to change.

Oh wait...

Lol.

It's like a wimminz copy of the ten comandments.

here's hoping no one already said that.

67 gig of porn is nothing, i have a just shy of a tera, it's basically every video i've ever seen (and likely most of the porn on the internet). I got it from a buddy of mine who found this dude that has made it like his life goal to obtain every video ever . . . they're even neatly organized into sections for me hahahah, my girlfriend and i have watched a few, but when that goes down we stay in the "Softcore" section of that external hard drive lol.

I love it how NG only cares about rule 6.

What a horrible gf.

*whipping noise*

dump her dude, that's too many rules! If she doesn't like how your life is, then she doesn't deserve to be with you! It's YOUR life and YOUR FREE WILL. If you want to smoke half a kilo weed then do so! Confront her about these rules, and have none. If she doesn't remove them, it will end up badly in the long run dude

so pics plz :D immature don't you think!

lol, your GF is funny

At 2/14/08 02:19 AM, DemonicDuo wrote: hahahahahaahahah i'd dump that bitch in a heart beat

it wouldn't have even started if it was me.

Your account says you're a female. That means you're either a dyke or a newgrounds tranny!

DUMP HER NOW!!!!!

Or make you own rules for her.

At 2/14/08 01:17 AM, DragonsGrief wrote:

I can live with the following rules:

1. No flirting with other girls.
2. Drinking can only be done thrice a week and never before school.
4. I can only smoke weed twice a week and never before school, and not while I'm with her.
5. I have to go to church with her at least once a month. (I'm agnostic)
7. I have to see her at least four times a week spanning more than 15 hours.
8. I have to eat with her twice a week.

Copypasta to the secondage lol.

lol, your gf's a bitch

Fuck that bitch and her ball n chain,she can go to hell with all that BS seriously.

I am now laughing at people taking this shit seriously.

To hell with those rules, KILL HER!!!