Cheese... ? What the fuck?

[Ozcar]

How culd they call the Soy Cheese, cheese? It tastes like shit! It's even worse than cottage cheese...That damn thing is not cheese! Period.

Geez...

My wife had the 'amazing' idea of get me on a diet and she bought everything made of Soy... Soy milk and Soy cheese are the worst things that this universe have in their kitchens...

I swear for God that I'll cut my balls if I eat Soy cheese again...

(That, or I'll cut next door's guy balls...)

>:|

[l0vemetal]

You don't have a wife

[SardonicSamurai]

At 2/13/08 02:15 AM, Ozcar wrote: How culd they call the Soy Cheese, cheese? It tastes like shit! It's even worse than cottage cheese...That damn thing is not cheese! Period.

Geez...

My wife had the 'amazing' idea of get me on a diet and she bought everything made of Soy... Soy milk and Soy cheese are the worst things that this universe have in their kitchens...

I swear for God that I'll cut my balls if I eat Soy cheese again...

(That, or I'll cut next door's guy balls...)

>:|

God, I'd cut someone's nuts off if I had to eat ANYTHING soy.

Real meat/ cheese/ food is where it's at.

[SoulPiker]

At 2/13/08 02:15 AM, Ozcar wrote: My wife had the 'amazing' idea of get me on a diet and she bought everything made of Soy... Soy milk and Soy cheese are the worst things that this universe have in their kitchens...

What is next? Soy burgers?

[ThePigeonMaster]

That's a mystery that nobody knows my friend!

[demonofthehiddenmist]

At 2/13/08 02:21 AM, SoulPiker wrote:

At 2/13/08 02:15 AM, Ozcar wrote: My wife had the 'amazing' idea of get me on a diet and she bought everything made of Soy... Soy milk and Soy cheese are the worst things that this universe have in their kitchens...

What is next? Soy burgers?

Too late, soy burgers = Hot'n'Now.

[Ozcar]

At 2/13/08 02:18 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: God, I'd cut someone's nuts off if I had to eat ANYTHING soy.

Real meat/ cheese/ food is where it's at.

And I feel like eating a burger right now...

But I can't!

I'd feel myself like cheating on my wife...or something... >:\

[TheJamoke]

Anyone who walks into my kitchen bearing soy products is kindly asked to leave via a hail of thrown knives.

At 2/13/08 02:24 AM, Ozcar wrote:

At 2/13/08 02:18 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: God, I'd cut someone's nuts off if I had to eat ANYTHING soy.

Real meat/ cheese/ food is where it's at.

And I feel like eating a burger right now...

But I can't!

I'd feel myself like cheating on my wife...or something... >:\

You'd feel yourself? There's nothing wrong with touching yourself over a nice burger.

[SoulPiker]

At 2/13/08 02:24 AM, Ozcar wrote: And I feel like eating a burger right now...

But I can't!

I'd feel myself like cheating on my wife...or something... >:\

Then eat some soy burgers. You won't will feel so guilty after that.

[Snake-Arsenic]

You do not need soy for a healthy diet. You just have a monster in your house/bed that's playing vegan with the milk and cheese.

In fact, if soy is not processed properly (and it usually isn't) it is toxic and in excess (assumption => probably fits what you getting through your missus) is not healthy and can counteract some of the aspects of your diet.

[SardonicSamurai]

At 2/13/08 02:24 AM, Ozcar wrote:

At 2/13/08 02:18 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: God, I'd cut someone's nuts off if I had to eat ANYTHING soy.

Real meat/ cheese/ food is where it's at.

And I feel like eating a burger right now...

But I can't!

I'd feel myself like cheating on my wife...or something... >:\

Vagina?

or Food?

Fuck, tough choice =/

[Helicopterz]

Jeeze ozcar what happened to your muscles.

don't you know that diets do shit all

it's exercise man

it doesn't matter what you eat really, just the quantity and yeah EXERCISE

[Warrickneff]

I drank soy milk by accident once. I thought it had gone sour or something :S

[Rooster]

I had a soy turkey once at my friends house, his mom was a vegan. It was the worst taste I have ever had tasted before. I nearly puked right there.

[6AMFrenzy]

You're the one complaining about your flabby flab. EAT IT YOU FATTY! Shitty tasting food makes you thin.

[AlkaSeltzer]

Does anyone else agree that mozzarella, cheddar and Parmesan are the only worthy cheeses around?

[Githzerai]

At 2/13/08 03:38 AM, JarrodK wrote: Does anyone else agree that mozzarella, cheddar and Parmesan are the only worthy cheeses around?

I do. Yet they are also incredibly high in saturated fat.

[thegreatmorph]

At 2/13/08 02:34 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: Vagina?

or Food?

Fuck, tough choice =/

Hence the beauty of Food Sex.

[fli]

Cottage cheese is DELISH-- especially with canned peaches.

[hellsorb]

Bleah! I can't stand fake cheese period. Lol I'm from Wisconsin...!

[LeeJaySan]

Soy and cheese never taste good as a combo! Why would even think of eating one?

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

Get some real good cheese to solve this problem, you can eat it when no one is looking.

[whatty]

soy is the bring down of cheese. and cottage cheese is nice.

[Brian]

You've got to talk to her about it or get over it. If you stop talking your communcation lines will break down, grudges will be formed and eventually you two will be at each others' throats. Open communication is the key to any marriage regardless of the involvement of soy products. Anyway, I feel for you. My gf is on a health food kick and she has hinted heavily that I will be two once I graduate and join her out of college.

The question comes down to which is more important Sex or Meat.

Make your choice man.

[Kidiri]

Deep fry everything you eat. From hamburgers over eggs to even cereal. Just put in a deep fryer and wait. Even if it's some shitty soy cheese. Even if she keeps persisting, the diet itself won't help much and the taste will differ, so you'll be rid of that!

[packerman]

Dude for soy milk you will love this ''Silk Soy milk organic very vanilla'' TASTS JUST LIKE vanilla trust me its the best soy milk you will ever taste I guarantee it

[AxeWarrior]

Just cut off your next door neighbors balls , i think your wife will get it once she see's you pissed off

[gostgamer]

We should destroy soy products, and soy because it taste like shit.

[Kurt-1]

At 2/13/08 02:15 AM, Ozcar wrote: How culd they call the Soy Cheese, cheese?

i duno lol :3

Cheese
1. A solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.
2. A molded mass of this substance.
2. Something resembling this substance in shape or consistency.