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At 2/11/08 05:21 PM, andhination wrote: Dragonforce suck. Seriously, he's not that good a guitarist, if you watch him live he fucks up every note.

Exactly, and the singer is pretty shit too..and the keyboard guy....save some time: whole band sucks live.

Now, on CD's they sound nice though :D.

Okay, I know everybody only talks about that damn song because its on GH3, but they sound awesome. When they're not live that is this is fact that these guys are complete shit when they play live.

ive never heard of em.....but they sound like they are pretty good if someones rantin about likeing them

Dragonforce is the shit, man. i agree 100%.

Ive not really been a fan for a long time, and i did start likeing them because of Throught The Fire & The Flames, but my friend has been a fan for a long time. and since i have started to like them i got the albums and i must say that Prepare For War and Revolution Deathsquads are my favourites.

I've been a fan for 2 years now I think, when my sister first showed me a vid of TFAF. Favourite song is Where Dragons Rule, shit fucking pwns.

I have 2 things. 1st, why are you hanging around with kids years younger than you? But thats not the point. The real point is why do you give a dam? Why does it piss you off? Theyre ignorant, like most other people in the world. So what? Anyone who hears a little talking about throught the fire and flames would probly want in on the guitar hero conversation but no. Youre that one person who instead of joining in the conversation, meeting new people, just stand there in the back going 'I hate them! They dont have the level of fan-dom that I do.' And Dragonforce is amazing, but youre being a little baby about something that doesnt concern you in the least.

Whoo. Been awhile since Ive been on NG and that felt good totally pwning and n00bz. Haha, newgrounds talk.

Operation Deathsquad FTW

Well, you know... it would make your life easier if you burned them a CD, then not only would you be enlightening them, but you would deal with less and less kids like that because They'll burn CDs and poof... less rants... which I particularly aren't very fond of anyway.

At 2/11/08 08:18 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: Operation Deathsquad FTW

Thats 2 of their songs jumbled together, but nice try.

I was forced to listen to 'inhuman rage' all the way through on a car ride. I must say, the drums are the exact same in every song.

And about the annoying ass middle schoolers, I completely agree. I've liked slayer for a long time and when I look at peoples' ipods what do I see, Slayer standing out among all the shitty prep bands and crappy one hit wonder rap artists. And no surprise it's just raining blood.

At 2/11/08 05:21 PM, andhination wrote: Dragonforce suck. Seriously, he's not that good a guitarist, if you watch him live he fucks up every note.

I don't plan on going to any of their concerts, so that doesn't affect me.... and it's because they get insanely drunk before they get on stage, Herman Li has fell over at least 3 or 4 times during shows.

At 2/11/08 05:21 PM, andhination wrote: Dragonforce suck. Seriously, he's not that good a guitarist, if you watch him live he fucks up every note.

lol, im not a fan of dragonforce but um... your an idiot.
ive watched a few videos of through the fire and flames live and he nails it. and believe it or not most musicians will mess up occasionally during live shows... they are allowed.

Whether you like Dragonforce or not, I got two words for you...

Banana Phone!

That's right; Raffi is t3h 1337 p1ns4uc3!

Or however the kids these days say it!

Just for those who don't know, here are the lyrics. Feel free to sing them in the shower or in elevators or at funerals. Nothing says, "eulogy" quite like the word "interactiveodular"!

Banana Phone
by Raffi

Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-lin g!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with a peel!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

Dragonforce is for posers who think they know metal because they hear Herman Li play OMFG FAST!!!!1!!!!111

Jealous.... nah but syrsly I know, the kids in our school photoshop them onto hentai and fap till kingdom cum.

At 2/11/08 08:29 PM, SuperGodRed wrote: Dragonforce is for posers who think they know metal because they hear Herman Li play OMFG FAST!!!!1!!!!111

Yeah well Raffi is for da cool kids! Give him a lazer light show and some groupies and Raffi has all the makings of a good and proper hard rock band!

He won't bite the head off a bat; he'll bite the head off a Barbie! (suck it Ozzy!)

Only a couple of people know actually heard of them. So I'm guessing all you people who are saying they suck are rap lovers? Dude, Sam Totman may be a drunk, but Herman is no joke. His solo's are kick ass! Dragonforce is so awesome! Valley of the Damned, My Spirit Will Go On, and Fury of the Storm are the best songs.

Dragonforce FTW!

Sorry, but the only song I've heard from them is Fire and the Flames... I may be an ignorant fuck, but I find that a band usually has one or two good songs and then the rest are sub par. Could be wrong with Dragonforce, but like I say; ignorant fuck here.

Scottish, Power metal, = Not a good mix...

At 3/4/08 04:27 PM, DairyFreeCheez wrote: Only a couple of people know actually heard of them. So I'm guessing all you people who are saying they suck are rap lovers? Dude, Sam Totman may be a drunk, but Herman is no joke. His solo's are kick ass! Dragonforce is so awesome! Valley of the Damned, My Spirit Will Go On, and Fury of the Storm are the best songs.

Dragonforce FTW!

HAI YOU DON'T LIKE DRAGONFORCE, YOU MUST LYK BRITNEY SP33RS!!

I hate people like you.

At 2/11/08 08:25 PM, Cyprus wrote:

At 2/11/08 05:21 PM, andhination wrote: Dragonforce suck. Seriously, he's not that good a guitarist, if you watch him live he fucks up every note.

lol, im not a fan of dragonforce but um... your an idiot.
ive watched a few videos of through the fire and flames live and he nails it. and believe it or not most musicians will mess up occasionally during live shows... they are allowed.

I know it's aloud, fuck by all means they can, but my friend who loves them saw them live and filmed it, and even he admits they were bullshit through the whole show, and on some other vids I have seen they fucked up badstyle.

At 2/11/08 05:56 PM, elegy wrote:

At 2/11/08 05:54 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 2/11/08 05:52 PM, willobeen wrote: power metal sucks....

You can't judge an entire genre. Just because you don't like that of what you've heard, does not mean it's bad music.

Power metal = Mainstream metal = shitpoop.

Actually, power metal is one of the least popular forms of metal, and one of the only ones to still display any amount of musicianship. Most metal bands these days(tho there are many exceptions, just none that are played on the radio, tv, or ozzfest) don't even play solos, or anything complicated... anything, just simplistic hardcore punk riffs, played at normal tempo, claiming to be "metal."

I feel the exact same way, except it's about Guitar Hero, I've been playing it since the first one came out and now everyone acts like it's something new.

Dragonforce follows the old power metal ethos set forth by Dio and Manowar.

HOMOEROTICISM AND MOAR SPEED, SPEED > TECHNIQUE!

Listen to Any Dragonforce song, then listen to The Drapery Falls by Opeth or Advanced Corpse Tumor by Necrophagist.

You'll be saying "Dragon-who?" in no time.

I hate people who bitch and rant about people younger than them.
Don't you have anything better to do?

Soldiers of the Wasteland is the best DragonForce song, surprised that hasn't come up here yet.

At 3/4/08 04:41 PM, OPIUMSKUM wrote: Actually, power metal is one of the least popular forms of metal, and one of the only ones to still display any amount of musicianship. Most metal bands these days(tho there are many exceptions, just none that are played on the radio, tv, or ozzfest) don't even play solos, or anything complicated... anything, just simplistic hardcore punk riffs, played at normal tempo, claiming to be "metal."

Power metal is not even close to one of the least popular. Want evidence? It made GH3.

And it's not that great, it's just annoying tremolo picking and some power chords. Then they play easy scales at 324978 notes a second in the studio, then suck shit live.

At 2/11/08 08:20 PM, NeoVince wrote:

At 2/11/08 08:18 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: Operation Deathsquad FTW

Thats 2 of their songs jumbled together, but nice try.

I knew that...

I'm just a little new to Dragonforce, unfortunatley...

Revolution Deathsquad ftw!