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How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:37:01 Reply

I need to get up in 5 hours and I can't sleep. Any idea how I get myself to sleep?

Valerian Root makes me itch and I ran out of Melatonin.

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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:39:04 Reply

Cough Syrup. Lots and lots of cough syrup.

Unless you have some Gin at hand?


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:39:06 Reply

At 2/11/08 01:38 AM, Piss wrote: Knock yourself out.

Too much of a pussy to do that.


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:40:09 Reply

Getting up and posting on your computer isn't helping. Try reading or listening to some soft playing music when you lie down.


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:40:20 Reply

At 2/11/08 01:37 AM, Jigen wrote: I need to get up in 5 hours and I can't sleep. Any idea how I get myself to sleep?

Valerian Root makes me itch and I ran out of Melatonin.

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Viagra, and plenty of it!

Man, that was so out of character for me.

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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:41:58 Reply

At 2/11/08 01:37 AM, Jigen wrote: I need to get up in 5 hours and I can't sleep. Any idea how I get myself to sleep?

Valerian Root makes me itch and I ran out of Melatonin.

/

K you need to be REALLY confident in your masculinity to do this but...

Read a book......

Wait!!!!

While soaking in a hot bath....

GAH!!!1


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:42:42 Reply

At 2/11/08 01:40 AM, Piss wrote:
At 2/11/08 01:39 AM, Jigen wrote:
At 2/11/08 01:38 AM, Piss wrote: Knock yourself out.
Too much of a pussy to do that.
With alcohol.

None on hand. Sadly.


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:42:58 Reply

Drink warm milk... That works for me! Or sit in your bed then close your eyes then you should feel sleepy...


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:44:13 Reply

ever heard of sleeping pills

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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 01:45:19 Reply

Blunt force trauma.


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 02:03:41 Reply

Drink coffee.

Wait...
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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 02:05:29 Reply

Drink some coffee


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 02:07:05 Reply

At 2/11/08 02:05 AM, emochild wrote: Drink some coffee

Too late =D

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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 02:07:52 Reply

Lie on your Bed and Close your eyes
that works for me
or else this will happen to you
i got it of a Yahoo! Search

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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 02:24:54 Reply

I'm NEVER doing that tip again!!!


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 02:45:11 Reply

Chloroform.

They used it in hospitals at one point so it's got to work.


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 02:46:07 Reply

Sleep? Drink Milk! Lots of it!


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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 03:08:13 Reply

At 2/11/08 01:37 AM, Jigen wrote: Any idea how I get myself to sleep?

Pills OR Pressing softly against both sides of your neck for about 20 seconds.

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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 03:10:14 Reply

Smash your head against the wall really hard. You will sleep soundly afterwards.


You are now breathing manually. You are now aware of your posture. You can now feel your clothes on your body. You now itch in various places.

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Response to How the fuck do I get back to sleep 2008-02-11 03:16:27 Reply

At 2/11/08 03:10 AM, SoulPiker wrote: Smash your head against the wall really hard. You will sleep soundly afterwards.

That works . . .