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I was just with my girlfriend (LOLOMG U DONT HAVE 1) and we were about to have sex, I stuck it in hard, took it out hard, put the condom on, but he all of the sudden got soft. I was so nervous it wouldn't get hard anymore.

She said it was ok and she really didn't care, but I feel like a complete dumshit asshole retard. Fuck newgrounds.

At least im not a virgin anymore.

God dammit... Every FUCKING time I dont want him hard he is, and the one time I need him hard he isnt.

Dicks can be such assholes.

At 2/10/08 01:36 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: At least im not a virgin anymore.

Sticking it in once doesn't count as sex. You're still a virgin. AND a limp dick.

Yeah it does. I just didn't orgasm.

At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: I was just with my girlfriend (LOLOMG U DONT HAVE 1)

And you base this assumption on...?

and we were about to have sex, I stuck it in hard, took it out hard, put the condom on, but he all of the sudden got soft. I was so nervous it wouldn't get hard anymore.

LOLOMG, ED is a bi-yatch

She said it was ok and she really didn't care...

She cared.

...but I feel like a complete dumshit asshole retard.

You should.

At least im not a virgin anymore.

Doesn't count unless you shoot. Har Har.

God dammit... Every FUCKING time I dont want him hard he is, and the one time I need him hard he isnt.

The captain is a looney bastard, that he is.

I wouldn't be able to relate to your problems.

So ronery. ;_;

Better luck next time, and try some viagra.

At 2/10/08 01:38 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:36 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: At least im not a virgin anymore.

Sticking it in once doesn't count as sex. You're still a virgin. AND a limp dick.

Yeah it does. I just didn't orgasm.

No it doesn't. To lose your virginity you actually need to have sex (which you didn't do) and not just stick your dick in once and then fail miserably at sex.

At 2/10/08 01:36 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: At least im not a virgin anymore.

Sticking it in once doesn't count as sex. You're still a virgin. AND a limp dick.

lmao ya dude your a virgin u need to cum inside her idiot...

yeah it doesn't count unless you finish the job.

At 2/10/08 01:41 AM, chiefindomer wrote: yeah it doesn't count unless you finish the job.

Oh well. Theres always next time.

At 2/10/08 01:42 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:41 AM, chiefindomer wrote: yeah it doesn't count unless you finish the job.

Oh well. Theres always next time.

well how things went for you tonite there might not be a "next time" buddy...

At 2/10/08 01:42 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:41 AM, chiefindomer wrote: yeah it doesn't count unless you finish the job.

Oh well. Theres always next time.

You gotta relax and just act like it's not a big deal, nothing to be nervous about as long as you're wearing a condom.

At 2/10/08 01:41 AM, forcedkiler69 wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:36 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: At least im not a virgin anymore.

Sticking it in once doesn't count as sex. You're still a virgin. AND a limp dick.

lmao ya dude your a virgin u need to cum inside her idiot...

Because teen pregnancy is convenient for everyone. Idiot, if you wear a condom, you're cumming inside the condom, not the women.

Lawl at your inconvenience.

But this is what i don't get. So you stuck it in hard....what i can only assume was her vagina, then you took it out and put a condom on? the point of a condom is that it is put on prior to sticking it in, it doesnt work very well if you stick it in then put it on afterwards.

At 2/10/08 01:44 AM, pinecone1 wrote: Lawl at your inconvenience.

But this is what i don't get. So you stuck it in hard....what i can only assume was her vagina, then you took it out and put a condom on? the point of a condom is that it is put on prior to sticking it in, it doesnt work very well if you stick it in then put it on afterwards.

I just put it in buddy. Then I took it out to put the condom on. The girl doesnt get preggers if your penis just enters her... didnt you learn anything in 6th grade

At 2/10/08 01:44 AM, Davood wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:41 AM, forcedkiler69 wrote:

Sticking it in once doesn't count as sex. You're still a virgin. AND a limp dick.

lmao ya dude your a virgin u need to cum inside her idiot...

Because teen pregnancy is convenient for everyone. Idiot, if you wear a condom, you're cumming inside the condom, not the women.

your not cuming in the woman per say its like your cuming inside her but she can't feel it

At 2/10/08 01:34 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: God dammit... Every FUCKING time I dont want him hard he is, and the one time I need him hard he isnt.

Hello there sailor.

At 2/10/08 01:46 AM, forcedkiler69 wrote: your not cuming in the woman per say its like your cuming inside her but she can't feel it

lern2sentence-structure then.

At 2/10/08 01:45 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:44 AM, pinecone1 wrote: Lawl at your inconvenience.

But this is what i don't get. So you stuck it in hard....what i can only assume was her vagina, then you took it out and put a condom on? the point of a condom is that it is put on prior to sticking it in, it doesnt work very well if you stick it in then put it on afterwards.

I just put it in buddy. Then I took it out to put the condom on. The girl doesnt get preggers if your penis just enters her... didnt you learn anything in 6th grade

Yeah, there are worse things than pregnancy....Aids, gonorrhea, herpes, etc... Its retards like you and your girlfriend that spread STDs around.

You'll get used to it, and stop being so fucking nervous!

At 2/10/08 01:45 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 2/10/08 01:44 AM, pinecone1 wrote: Lawl at your inconvenience.

But this is what i don't get. So you stuck it in hard....what i can only assume was her vagina, then you took it out and put a condom on? the point of a condom is that it is put on prior to sticking it in, it doesnt work very well if you stick it in then put it on afterwards.

I just put it in buddy. Then I took it out to put the condom on. The girl doesnt get preggers if your penis just enters her... didnt you learn anything in 6th grade

You learned that in sixth grade?! Good God! George Bush is an idiot making them teach that stuff! (not the sex ed stuff... just the sex stuff)

every man's long john has a mind of it's own. That should be obvious.

I really dont think thats reason enough for her to break up with you. Just chillax and await the next time

I like how you refered to your cock as a human everytime you mentioned "him". It was a pretty funny read. I'm sorry about what happened, but LOL.

At 2/10/08 01:38 AM, DepressedStone wrote: I wouldn't be able to relate to your problems.

So ronery. ;_;

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like the do it on the discovery channel!

Tehee.

How sad, that you would spew such utter shit in an attempt at humor.

Godsent Check messages.

Shut up.
You're aren't being funny.

At 2/10/08 02:12 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Godsent Check messages.

Lulz an angry minty hippo that's speaking some language I don't quite comprehend.

Hippo-latin?

your a limpy one my good sir.