Jon Stewart

Is fucking dead sexy. He may not be as funny as Conan or Colbert, but if I had a choice to lather one of them up in banana oil and spend a night have hot, slippery sex in a bathtub with one of them, it'd have to be Jon. And can you believe he is only 45?

Just look at this picture and tell me you wouldn't hit that.

No. I don't have anything better to do.

[skatin-andy]

Stephen Colbert is way sexier.

Tell me you wouldn't hit this:

[MetalDart]

At 2/9/08 08:20 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: He may not be as funny as Conan or Colbert,

or as tall.

[Samen]

John's too short and jewish for me.

[4Doctodragon]

At 2/9/08 08:26 PM, skatin-andy wrote: Stephen Colbert is way sexier.

Definitively Colbert.

[AngryBanana]

I always laugh when he stands up.

That's something.

[Skybolt-DX]

Very related.

[SpikeAlpha]

I would have argued for Conan, but he got rid of the beard, which hert me emotionally.

Stewart and Cobert together, now thats a fantasy.

[lilcheeselad]

indeed....

[KIRBYLINK]

I pick Colbert. He has better everthing

[Seriana]

The student has surpassed the master

But Stewart is still awesome

[Gergaloth]

Damn, you're right.

[All-American-Badass]

Coblert '08

[TheBlueNeck]

At 2/9/08 08:27 PM, Samen wrote: John's too short and jewish for me.

That's what makes him even sexier.

Us jews have to breed together, it's law.

[Skybolt-DX]

Holy shit, it's the Ice King!

Get em boys!

[TheBlueNeck]

At 2/9/08 08:49 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Holy shit, it's the Ice King!

Get em boys!

Where did you find that?

[Skybolt-DX]

At 2/9/08 09:21 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote:

At 2/9/08 08:49 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Holy shit, it's the Ice King!

Get em boys!

Where did you find that?

SpriteSmash.

It's a little game I found on /f/.

[supyohos123]

At 2/9/08 09:22 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 2/9/08 09:21 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote:

At 2/9/08 08:49 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Holy shit, it's the Ice King!

Get em boys!

Where did you find that?

SpriteSmash.

It's a little game I found on /f/.

Do you mean this game?

[beeryayghost]

You should have seen him before his hair went gray. Meow.

[Spags]

At 2/9/08 08:47 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Coblert '08

Colbert Hulk '08

[Atgod88]

At 2/9/08 08:26 PM, skatin-andy wrote: Stephen Colbert is way sexier.

Tell me you wouldn't hit this:

Colbert is beyond sexy, Jon just has hair like George Clooney.

At 2/9/08 08:29 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote: I would have argued for Conan, but he got rid of the beard, which hert me emotionally.

Stewart and Cobert together, now thats a fantasy.

Bring Back The Beard '08

I must say, that show vastly improved during the writers strike. Coin Spinning FTW.

[DevourerJay]

sucks... tis all

[RedDreadSky]

Only Rule 34 can fulfill my sexual desire on this one guys.

[DevourerJay]

At 2/9/08 11:33 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Only Rule 34 can fulfill my sexual desire on this one guys.

anal dildo?

[superstatguy]

Conan rapes Jon before breakfast every singly day with his sexy-ness.

[All-American-Badass]

At 2/9/08 11:25 PM, Darkside7000 wrote:

At 2/9/08 08:29 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote: I would have argued for Conan, but he got rid of the beard, which hert me emotionally.

Stewart and Cobert together, now thats a fantasy.

Bring Back The Beard '08

I must say, that show vastly improved during the writers strike. Coin Spinning FTW.

I thought it was a ring that they spun

At 2/9/08 11:50 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
I thought it was a ring that they spun

It was. I'm not entirely sure why I said coin. I need to proof read.

[AshCohen]

you think a guy is hot thats gross u r gay

[RedDreadSky]

At 2/9/08 11:34 PM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 2/9/08 11:33 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Only Rule 34 can fulfill my sexual desire on this one guys.

anal dildo?

More like raped during talkshow.