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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 19:51:10

At 2/9/08 07:38 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 07:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Hell yeah. Speed limits don;t mean nothing
Lets hit the autobahn in a Bugatti Veyron.

Screw that. lets do it in a Ferarri :D

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 19:51:36

At 2/9/08 07:38 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 07:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Hell yeah. Speed limits don;t mean nothing
Lets hit the autobahn in a Bugatti Veyron.

What do we do now?

We go to Mars, duuuuuude.

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 19:53:06

At 2/9/08 07:22 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: the truth.

This is why I wish my sister wouldn't be allowed to drive.


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 19:54:33

You want to know what really sucks, men have to pay more for car insurance because the car insurance companies believe that men are more likely to get in an accident.


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 19:58:43

At 2/9/08 07:52 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 07:51 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 2/9/08 07:38 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 07:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Hell yeah. Speed limits don;t mean nothing
Lets hit the autobahn in a Bugatti Veyron.
Screw that. lets do it in a Ferarri :D
Bugatti Veyron:
Top Speed: 252.2 mph

1001 Horsepower

Ferrari Enzo:
Top Speed: 217 mph

657 Horsepower

I'm goin for the Bugatti.

The Ferrari looks sexier though
Bugatti almost looks like those Audi TT cars in a way

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 19:58:45

At 2/9/08 07:23 PM, Valz wrote: Dear Men Drivers:

Stop driving 10 mph in your mom's/gf's fancy car holding up traffic for those of us women who have a job & need to get to.

Not only does that not happen, but it's not even a stereotype.

Drinking & driving hasn't been cool since you were in high school.

Drinking and driving isn't only mens fault you stupid dick, quit acting like it is.

Why does your music have to be so loud that I have to hear it in my car?

Why can't you afford a bluTooth?

Can you please text & talk on your cell phone.

What? Why would anyone do that, so you can be as bad as driving as a girl?

If I wanted cat calls I would drive/walk by a constructuin site.

Well good for you, I'm glad to see that you have low enough standards to imply that you might want cat calls, and that you're totally hot enough to get them!


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:10:21

At 2/9/08 07:54 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: You want to know what really sucks, men have to pay more for car insurance because the car insurance companies believe that men are more likely to get in an accident.

Wow, I actually find that pretty hard to believe...


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:22:12

Come on guyz
Equality?


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:23:38

At 2/9/08 08:16 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 07:58 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: The Ferrari looks sexier though
Bugatti almost looks like those Audi TT cars in a way
It's not about looks buddy. It's allll about the power.

Well once you put it that way
We'll take the SSC Ultimate Aero. The Word's fasest cat
Top speed 257: mph
Plus it's American

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:27:59

At 2/9/08 08:27 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:23 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Plus it's American
In that case, I'm not setting foot in that thing. Might blow up or something.

American cars are shit.

Fuck you American Cars kick ass

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:44:46

At 2/9/08 08:36 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:27 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:27 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:23 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Plus it's American
In that case, I'm not setting foot in that thing. Might blow up or something.

American cars are shit.
Fuck you American Cars kick ass
a bunch of stupid stuff

Ford cars suck i give you that. but other than that That's a load of BS
But toyota is the most reliable car brand

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:49:07

At 2/9/08 08:44 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

Ford cars suck i give you that. but other than that That's a load of BS
But toyota is the most reliable car brand

Toyota are Japanese ;)


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:52:11

At 2/9/08 08:48 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:44 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: But toyota is the most reliable car brand
TOYOTA IS A JAPANESE BRAND HAHAHAHAHA I WIN

Only becuase they last forever
Now My Blazer Is a damn reliable car
It's works without flaw

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:54:33

Don't piss on your steering wheel


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:55:04

At 2/9/08 07:16 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Stop cutting me off
I am tired of cussing at ya'll

Tired of cussing at women?!?!

Leave.

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:55:24

At 2/9/08 08:36 PM, Brittany wrote: Ford:
Found
On
Road
Dead

Actually, Found On Rubbish Dumps, or First On Rubbish Dumps works better.


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 20:56:28

At 2/9/08 07:19 PM, DP36 wrote: This is very sexy

So is your mother.

fix'd

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 21:00:21

Hmm... Nice steal.


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 21:11:09

At 2/9/08 09:05 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:52 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:48 PM, Brittany wrote:
At 2/9/08 08:44 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: But toyota is the most reliable car brand
TOYOTA IS A JAPANESE BRAND HAHAHAHAHA I WIN
Only becuase they last forever
Now My Blazer Is a damn reliable car
It's works without flaw
Nissan Maxima. It betta

MUCHHH BETTA.

Also gas guzzler much AAB?

Hell yeah. Just to piss off the enviormental hippies. i hate them
I getting a whole 12 mpg. of course just becuase i have to let it warm up in the morning becuase its like -4 out.
Blazer > maxima
I have ground clearance so i can take speed bumps at 50 mph and plow through 2 ft snow drifts like they were nothing

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 21:14:07

At 2/9/08 09:11 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
I have ground clearance so i can take speed bumps at 50 mph and plow through 2 ft snow drifts like they were nothing

Why don't you just not drive into speed bumps and not plow through 2 ft. of snow drifts and not attempt to wreck your car?


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 21:16:48

At 2/9/08 09:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote:
At 2/9/08 09:11 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
I have ground clearance so i can take speed bumps at 50 mph and plow through 2 ft snow drifts like they were nothing
Why don't you just not drive into speed bumps and not plow through 2 ft. of snow drifts and not attempt to wreck your car?

BECUASE I HAVE THE GROUND CLEARANCE TO WHERE SPEED BUMPS DO NOT AFFECT ME.
and also to where 2ft snow drifts have no affect on me

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 21:17:03

At 2/9/08 07:17 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Dear woman drivers:

Stop driving. Go home, clean up, cook, do your nails, play softball, etc.

suck dicks


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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 21:19:27

At 2/9/08 09:15 PM, Brittany wrote:
Shit. Gas guzzlers screw you over more than hippies. That's a shitload of money out of pocket. My car gets 24 mpg. I have to fill er up like once a month. Pretty nice.

As for the whole SUV shit..whatever. I could out race you.
Performance sedan> SUV

Im more of an off road driver personally. So if the race was off road i could so kick your ass.
Plus the extra money i spend on gas makes more than enough up for when you slide uncontrollably while your driving on ice and hit a wall

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Response to Dear Woman Drivers: 2008-02-09 21:20:22

At 2/9/08 07:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: I may not be old enough to drive, but I'm shitting clichés regardless.

great job.