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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:14 PM
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Choose a lane.
You have a make-up mirror at home.
Green means go.
Is it such a shock that you ran into a telephone pole while talking on your cellphone?
Stop petting dogs in your lap while you're driving. Put the fucker in the back seat.
Don't drive with your bakes on.
Anyone have something to add to this?
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:15 PM
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At 2/9/08 07:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Don't drive with your bakes on.
I know right? My girlfriend ALWAYS has a cake on her head when driving!
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hold on, posting on my iphone. Brb, im parking my car.
Posted at: 2/9/08 07:16 PM
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At 2/9/08 07:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Anyone have something to add to this?
Yes. Just don't drive. Period.
*note to self: ban this fucknuckle on Sept 6th
At 2/9/08 07:15 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: At 2/9/08 07:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Don't drive with your bakes on.I know right? My girlfriend ALWAYS has a cake on her head when driving!
Lolz, I meant brakes.
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Pretty much stay off the road.
You're a disaster waiting to happen.
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Stop cutting me off I am tired of cussing at ya'll
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:17 PM
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Don't try to back in/out of a parking space.
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Age/Gender: 14, Male
You're not even old enough to drive.
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Dear woman drivers:
Stop driving. Go home, clean up, cook, do your nails, play softball, etc.
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:18 PM
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If you drive topless, the guys will be distracted and you can cause hilarious explosions. AND get away with it.
Bullshit indeed.
Posted at: 2/9/08 07:19 PM
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you aren't even old enough to drive.
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don't drive
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At 2/9/08 07:17 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Age/Gender: 14, Male You're not even old enough to drive.
I'm old enough to know some rules of the road. I've had my fair share of accidents with woman drivers with my dad.
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This is very sexist.
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:20 PM
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At 2/9/08 07:18 PM, eaglewing wrote: If you drive topless, the guys will be distracted and you can cause hilarious explosions. AND get away with it.
True that.
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:21 PM
At 2/9/08 07:19 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: At 2/9/08 07:17 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Age/Gender: 14, Male You're not even old enough to drive.I'm old enough to know some rules of the road. I've had my fair share of accidents with woman drivers with my dad.
Your dad is senile and can't drive.
Posted at: 2/9/08 07:22 PM
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the truth.
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:23 PM
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Dear Men Drivers:
Stop driving 10 mph in your mom's/gf's fancy car holding up traffic for those of us women who have a job & need to get to.
Drinking & driving hasn't been cool since you were in high school.
Why does your music have to be so loud that I have to hear it in my car?
Can you please text & talk on your cell phone.
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:24 PM
At 2/9/08 07:21 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
My father is 35 and I have never seen a better driver.
Except for the stunt drivers :O
At 2/9/08 07:22 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: the truth.
So thats what happened to my Car that i sold a few weeks back i told him not to let her drive it
Posted at: 2/9/08 07:27 PM
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Use your mother fucking turn signals!
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Lol, my gf almost killed me once....*sigh*
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At 2/9/08 07:23 PM, Valz wrote: Dear Men Drivers: Stop driving 10 mph in your mom's/gf's fancy car holding up traffic for those of us women who have a job & need to get to.
Thats old people dumbass
Drinking & driving hasn't been cool since you were in high school. Why does your music have to be so loud that I have to hear it in my car?
Becuase loud music helps me concetrate better
Last time i tried to text while driving i rear ended someone >:(
Well why don't you
Posted at: 2/9/08 07:29 PM
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At 2/9/08 07:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Choose a lane. You have a make-up mirror at home. Green means go. Is it such a shock that you ran into a telephone pole while talking on your cellphone? Stop petting dogs in your lap while you're driving. Put the fucker in the back seat. Don't drive with your bakes on. Anyone have something to add to this?
Only that I've been driving for 8 years and have only ever been in one accident. At that time I was stopped at a red light waiting for it to change and some idiot MALE driver ran straight into the back of my car at 30 miles an hour.
Female insurance = lower risk therefore cheaper. Male insurance = higher risk therefore expensive.
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:32 PM
At 2/9/08 07:25 PM, Brittany wrote: At 2/9/08 07:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Choose a lane.I only zip through the lanes so I can get where I'm going faster.
At 2/9/08 07:14 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Choose a lane.
Surely traffic can't be that shitty where you life
Green means go.So does red :3
That explained the 60000 traffic tickets you have
Is it such a shock that you ran into a telephone pole while talking on your cellphone?I don't talk on my cell. I text, and when I do, I drive with my knees.
So does that
Stop petting dogs in your lap while you're driving. Put the fucker in the back seat.I don't take my dog in the car with me. It'd puke everywhere with my crazy ass driving.
If you drive with your knees then yes you are a crazy ass driver
Don't drive with your bakes on.Pedal to the metal baby. I've got the need for speed, and an itch for burning rubber.
Hell yeah. Speed limits don;t mean nothing
Posted at: 2/9/08 07:38 PM
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actualy men drive better then woman, statistcly
and you should see my mom when sees angry holy fucking god, half the time i think im going to die
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Posted at: 2/9/08 07:45 PM
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id like to point out some women drivers are alright some arent. same with men, some are great some suck. its just the percentage of each seems way off-balanced swith women. Either their all great around you, or their all out to kill someone and dont know it. Also i think that time of the month has somthing to do with that inclination and therefore when you see red, put the keys down, thank you.
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