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Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 11:52:28 Reply

IBM explores 67.1m-core computer for running entire internet
The Register has unearthed a research paper that shows IBM working on a computing system capable "of hosting the entire internet as an application."

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May I be the first to say "Holy Shit"

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 11:58:51 Reply

At 2/9/08 11:52 AM, OrphanShadow wrote: May I be the first to say "Holy Shit"

May I be the second to say "Holy Shit?" Because...holy shit, that's incredible.


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 11:59:17 Reply

wow.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 11:59:41 Reply

Wow.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:00:10 Reply

The entire internet? Holy motherfuck. Not long to wait until we can play Sims, but with conscious entities as the players.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:01:03 Reply

I don't get it.


Disregard this post.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:03:23 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:01 PM, Skat0r wrote: I don't get it.

Remember 'SkyNet' from the Terminator Films?...

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:03:24 Reply

As you rapscallions like to say, oh ehm gee.


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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:04:08 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:03 PM, OrphanShadow wrote:
At 2/9/08 12:01 PM, Skat0r wrote: I don't get it.
Remember 'SkyNet' from the Terminator Films?...

Dont give the kid any bad idea's.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:06:23 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:03 PM, OrphanShadow wrote:
At 2/9/08 12:01 PM, Skat0r wrote: I don't get it.
Remember 'SkyNet' from the Terminator Films?...

But thats fake stuff from the movies, and why would they name a friggen super computer as if it was in a floating fortress...?

Ground net?

I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:16:18 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:03 PM, OrphanShadow wrote:
At 2/9/08 12:01 PM, Skat0r wrote: I don't get it.
Remember 'SkyNet' from the Terminator Films?...

SkyNet?


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:17:47 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:01 PM, Skat0r wrote: I don't get it.

Neither do I.


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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:21:12 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:17 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote:
At 2/9/08 12:01 PM, Skat0r wrote: I don't get it.
Neither do I.

Basically, IBM, for reasons best known to themselves, are building a computer with enough power to replicate every single server that exists in the world.

The computer would be able to host every single website on the internet.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:21:34 Reply

The end is near.

and a 'Holy shit' as well

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:23:01 Reply

free webhosting for everyone


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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 12:46:53 Reply

That computer has 1024 core processor running 4.0 Ghz, and 4096 Gigs of ram id imagine.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 13:22:51 Reply

control over the entire internet, anyone?

am I the only one sensing disaster for the net here?


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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 13:29:05 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:21 PM, OrphanShadow wrote:
At 2/9/08 12:17 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote:
Basically, IBM, for reasons best known to themselves, are building a computer with enough power to replicate every single server that exists in the world.

The computer would be able to host every single website on the internet.

10Pb isn't near close enough.


I dont have a signature, stop bugging me.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 13:33:29 Reply

THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

I won't be able to jack off in relative privacy anymore.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 13:34:39 Reply

At 2/9/08 11:52 AM, OrphanShadow wrote: May I be the first to say "Holy Shit"

Sure, and then I may be the second
:: Holy Shit

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 13:35:51 Reply

Those that predictited this where right!!!
We're screwed, cheers!


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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 16:12:42 Reply

At 2/9/08 01:39 PM, chocolate-penguin wrote: Wow and holy shit can't describe the amazingness of this.

I'm not really sure what this means.

I think it means that the computer can store every single website and all the data from said websites on a single hard drive. It's like the internet's very own backup!


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 16:15:25 Reply

At 2/9/08 12:04 PM, 1337 wrote:
At 2/9/08 12:03 PM, OrphanShadow wrote:
At 2/9/08 12:01 PM, Skat0r wrote: I don't get it.
Remember 'SkyNet' from the Terminator Films?...
Dont give the kid any bad idea's.

Too late.

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Response to Ibm: Backing Up Ur Internets 2008-02-09 16:16:23 Reply

May I be the third to say "holy shit"? Wow, hosting the entire internet. Someone's got too much money to burn. Nah, just kidding, I'm sure they have a perfectly good reason for spending those millions of dollars.

*chuckle*

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