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Elios

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Posted at: 2/5/08 11:47 PM

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I was at work today, and my boss Colline comes up to me. It was me, her, Shannon, and Sarah working, she approached me, with my resume in her hand as said "Scott, are you sure you filled out all of your employment history?" I froze, and i knew she was referring to June to August of 2007. I marked that i was employed at the time, but didn't state where i worked. So i confessed to her, and i am confessing to you. I was a male stripper.

At first, they thought it was a joke, but i told them everything. It started back in May, when i ran into my friend Danan, who i met at Frightworld Haunted House, when i worked there during halloween. We met for coffee, and he told me all about his new job at "The Lions Club". He was making really good money, but the club wasn't doing so well, so they were looking to hire new people. He offered me the job, and i took it. At the time, i was in college, and needed money.

I didn't start stage work until mid early June. First, i had to get in shape. I met with Darren, one of the workers there, and he helped me get my "Dancer's physique". I went to the gym 5 times a week, for 3 weeks, and i really felt great! I looked good, and i was taking better care of myself. So, he taught me all the basics of working on the stage, and it was acutally really fun. It was a womens exclusivly club, so we didn't have to worry about getting hit-on by gays (no offense).Working there taught me alot, and i have alot more respect for stage entertainment and single moms.

So, after telling my boss and co-workers that i was a stripper, the rest of the day was really, weird. I have absolutly no regrets, and i made lots of money doing it. I guess some people find this type of profession "different".


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Posted at: 2/5/08 11:49 PM

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You're a stripper?


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At 2/5/08 11:49 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: You're a stripper?

Hey I'm not gay but $20 is $20.

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At 2/5/08 11:49 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: You're a stripper?

I WAS a stripper. Now i have a new job at my restaurant. And hopefully i'll be a Massage Therapist soon.


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Posted at: 2/5/08 11:52 PM

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LIES!!!

send me nekkid pics!!!

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That is disturbing. Does your sister know?


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At 2/5/08 11:52 PM, KwcsStan wrote: LIES!!!

send me nekkid pics!!!

From the Photo-Op thread. But that's one of the hats they gave me.

Yes...it's true.


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At 2/5/08 11:54 PM, Elios wrote:
At 2/5/08 11:52 PM, KwcsStan wrote: LIES!!!

send me nekkid pics!!!
From the Photo-Op thread. But that's one of the hats they gave me.

I was kidding... didn't need to see that...

You are hot...

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Posted at: 2/5/08 11:57 PM

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No wonder your nipples are pierced.

Your friendly neighborhood pedophile.

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At 2/5/08 11:54 PM, Elios wrote:
At 2/5/08 11:52 PM, KwcsStan wrote: LIES!!!

send me nekkid pics!!!
From the Photo-Op thread. But that's one of the hats they gave me.

Tell the truth... Where has that hat been?


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At 2/5/08 11:50 PM, Elios wrote: I WAS a stripper. Now i have a new job at my restaurant. And hopefully i'll be a Massage Therapist soon.

You do look pretty in shape for a DnDer, and hey we share the same future goal job; massage :D


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No, these are lies! All lies!

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Posted at: 2/6/08 12:00 AM

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To answer some of your questions:

- No, i'm not gay. I've asked myself that before, and i know i'm not.

- $300.00 a night (on a good day)

- I still have my costumes

- I've only done 3 private dances ($100.00)

- I shaved my entire body

- I've lot alot of weight since my job


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Elios is a finally out of the closet, it makes me proud.

As we walk hand in hand, sisters brothers we'll make it to the promised land!

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somehow your story reminded me of party boy


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your a creepy looking male stripper


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I always thought to myself, if i really needed a job, and I couldn't find something else, I would try to be a stripper, they always seemed to make a lot of money.

I would probably have to get into a little shape, but I think I would do well.

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At 2/5/08 11:54 PM, Elios wrote: From the Photo-Op thread. But that's one of the hats they gave me.

Are you wearing eyeliner? I think you are.

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I knew you were different, but... this is beyond different, so much beyond different that it's normal

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eli0s babie gimme a dance pleasse

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Nothing wrong with stripping.

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At 2/6/08 12:52 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote:
At 2/5/08 11:54 PM, Elios wrote: From the Photo-Op thread. But that's one of the hats they gave me.
Are you wearing eyeliner? I think you are.

Where's some of that Emo-B-Gone crap you were advertising Elios?

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Elios

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At 2/6/08 12:52 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote:
At 2/5/08 11:54 PM, Elios wrote: From the Photo-Op thread. But that's one of the hats they gave me.
Are you wearing eyeliner? I think you are.

It's face paint. Refer to the photo-op thread. Someone made me put clown make-up on. The white comes off no problem, the black is, difficult.


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Well, I thought this would be a "coming out of the closet" joke, but either way, it wasn't funny, regardless of whether true or not.

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Hey, cash is cash.

And BTW, $300 on a good night? Damn man, I'm in the wrong buisiness!


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Heh, I honestly don't see the problem with this. You got to dance naked for women, you made tons of money, you probably got laid quite a few times. It's sounds all win-win for me.

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Here's a few pointers for the ladies, and gentlemen, who are interested in becoming "Stage entertainment", Or if you want to impress people by saying "Yeah, i know how to give a lap-dance, no problem."

- First off, appearance is EVERYTHING. Every night, i had to apply several types of moisturizes and lotions, to keep my skin healthy and soft. NO ONE likes to touch rough, scarred skin. Take care of your body.

- Practice makes perfect. No one wants to watch a dancer crash and burn on stage when he/she misses a beat. (Poor Ryan...i'll tell you later) Practice your moves. And be sure to stretch out alot. When dancing, it's all about flow.

- Eye contact is important. The patrons of the club, (Or who ever you're dancing for, want to be noticed. That's why they're there. To watch you, and give them attention.) None to brag, (i hate bragging, this is just a funny story) I was on stage, "Working", there was a few women, probably in their mid-late 30's. My song "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie was playing. i shot this women a glare, she literally shivered. I had to refrain from laughing at the obvious excited look she gave me. So remember, eye contact.

- Have fun, let loose, and enjoy yourself! This is one of few professions where, you make it up as you go. Some nights, i was on stage, other nights, i was on the floor. It's all about being loose, and friendly.


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