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hootsmon

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Witty Sayings 2008-02-05 17:15:18

what are the wittiest sayings/insults you have ever heard?my two are,
"excuse me,but if you ever get pregnant can i have one of the puppies?"
"If you don't shut the hell up,i will frappez vous in the bouche so fort
that tand dentes will go down ta gorge an you will be able to manger avec ton derriere"
a french guy lost his temper in school.

Blaze-Heatnix

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Response to Witty Sayings 2008-02-05 17:16:19

"I think i'm witty because I burned somebody without using "you're gay"."

OH WAIT THAT'S NOT WITTY

Hey look, i'm a mod.
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NeonFlame126

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Response to Witty Sayings 2008-02-05 17:17:39

I call people Fat Lemons instead of real insults.

You can't spell FÜHRER without Ü
"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"

Corky-D

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Response to Witty Sayings 2008-02-05 17:19:48

Most witty sayings neutralise themselves.

1, 2, 3, Coffee 4, 5, 8, too late

james44445

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Response to Witty Sayings 2008-02-05 17:20:07

OMG thank you for that french one.
heres one of mine, but this was by accident.
we are going over our wikis in history class, and hogan (guy in class) points to his pic and goes "its huge!" (cause it was too big on the page) and i go "you think yours is huge look at mine!"
even the teacher started cracking up

YAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR

MrPopcorn

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