USA lacks the coolness.

[hammerhead84]

I've been noticing lately in my country, America, that we as a nation lack coolness. Here's why

UK = Cool (It just is OK?)
Japan = Cool (Most high-tech country btw + Politeness + FUN)
China = Cool (Background Culture = Awesome)
Australia = Cool (Steve Irwin. I'm guessing alot of people there are like that. Also the aborigineese)
Africa = Cool (You can get the AIDS there. There's also alot of wildlife and such)
Mexico = Cool (Fireworks Oh My. There's also Mexican food which is delicious)
Jerusalem = Cool (It's a holy city)
Canada = Cool (Maple Syrup and Free Healthcare)

But what does my country have?

-Obesity
-Pricks
-Texans (see above)
-White Women that do Kaballah and wear Chakra bands (It's manufactured people)
-Middle Aged guys that pretend to be 18
-BoTox
-Vanity
-Pregnant Women that think they deserve special parking and treatment for their decision
-Rap (I know it's in other places, but it's bigger here)

And what's our background? Sailing on a boat and winning a few wars. YEE-HA.

The good? Well we do have a little bit more freedom, but sometimes the freedom to run your mouth is a bad thing.

I guess </thread>, but I know that there will be at least one or two guys that think they're doing Uncle Sam Christ a favor by coming back at me with insults. No I'm not emo, no I'm not goth, no I'm not an angsty little teenager, I'm just stating facts, go blow George Bush behind the Whitehouse's Oak Tree.

[Skybolt-DX]

I really wish there was a rule against these types of threads.

[AwesomeSauce]

You're an idiot and I hate you.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Move to California, it must have some of this 'cool' that you claim is sorely lacking.
Also, have you seen no country for old men?
Awesome film set in Texas.

[hammerhead84]

At 2/5/08 01:23 AM, AwesomeSauce wrote: You're an idiot and I hate you.

Lol, well no wonder you have a picture of Presidents in your sig.

[EvilerBowser1001]

At 2/5/08 01:23 AM, hammerhead84 wrote:
Lol, well no wonder you have a picture of Presidents in your sig.

Better than your nonexistent sig

[ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO]

USA GOT OWNED BY CANADA HAHAHAHAHA

[TWO-THOUSAND-EIGHT]

I don't think it lacks "coolness"

I think it is just corrupt. lol

[Skybolt-DX]

At 2/5/08 01:25 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: USA GOT OWNED BY CANADA HAHAHAHAHA

And Canadians are little pussies who can't call themselves French.

But America can't call themselves English...

And India still sucks!

Men, we have a dilemma.

[ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO]

At 2/5/08 01:27 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 2/5/08 01:25 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: USA GOT OWNED BY CANADA HAHAHAHAHA

And Canadians are little pussies who can't call themselves French.

But America can't call themselves English...

And India still sucks!

Men, we have a dilemma.

TURE

[cellardoor6]

At 2/5/08 01:25 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: USA GOT OWNED BY CANADA HAHAHAHAHA

Texas (just one US state) owned Canada.

[hammerhead84]

At 2/5/08 01:27 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote:

At 2/5/08 01:25 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: USA GOT OWNED BY CANADA HAHAHAHAHA

And Canadians are little pussies who can't call themselves French.

But America can't call themselves English...

And India still sucks!

Men, we have a dilemma.

French Canada I usually don't associate with regular Canada. But come on, they made circular bacon. I know it doesn't taste the same but God Dammit, it's just almost as good.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Fuck, so many posters are even stupider than the OP.
Godamnit, Newgrounds.

[Skybolt-DX]

At 2/5/08 01:30 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 2/5/08 01:25 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: USA GOT OWNED BY CANADA HAHAHAHAHA

Texas (just one US state) owned Canada.

Why does New Jersey get to be Russia?

SKY WANT BE RUSSIAN TOO.

[SpeedMetalSandwich]

At 2/5/08 01:21 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: Australia = Cool (Steve Irwin. I'm guessing alot of people there are like that. Also the aborigineese)

Wait, you're guessing that all Aussies are like Steve Irwin?

Well, you sure are right! Just now i went out back to go feed the Koala in the tree and chase a Blue Tounge Lizard out of my backyard, and went to clear off some Kangaroos.

[6AMFrenzy]

At 2/5/08 01:25 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: USA GOT OWNED BY CANADA HAHAHAHAHA

Canada is boring, your free health care leads to shitty health care, and your maple syrup isnt any better.

All i know is i rather be here then anywhere else. America, love it or leave it bitches!

[EKublai]

At 2/5/08 01:21 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: I've been noticing lately in my country, America, that we as a nation lack coolness. Here's why

UK = Cool (It just is OK?)
Japan = Cool (Most high-tech country btw + Politeness + FUN)

actually the most high tech countries are Estonia and South Korea, Japan just manufactures cars and mario

China = Cool (Background Culture = Awesome)

Yes and they loved it so much they decided to destroy it all in the cultural revolution

Australia = Cool (Steve Irwin. I'm guessing alot of people there are like that. Also the aborigineese)

steve irwin is a good point. but he's dead now. As a result, all the kangaroos, koalas, and wallabys will be poached. Then what will Australia have going for it? Sunburn?

Africa = Cool (You can get the AIDS there. There's also alot of wildlife and such)

You can get the AIDS anywhere, and usually its not that cool to get. True about the wildlife, but unlike the U.S they don't respect the wildlife they have left.

Mexico = Cool (Fireworks Oh My. There's also Mexican food which is delicious)

Can't drink their water, and they don't sell soap anywhere, nuff said.

Jerusalem = Cool (It's a holy city)

So is Salt Lake City and Green Bay

Canada = Cool (Maple Syrup and Free Healthcare)

Unfortunately, the guy who get diabetes from teh maple syrup have to wait in line forever to see the doctor.

[RedDreadSky]

UK: Cool if you like hiding from dentists.
Japan: One word: Molestors.
China: Tianaman Square.
Australia: What's an Australia?
Africa: Your waistline will go down, I guess.
Mexico: You'll be shitting jalepenos until the Spanish Inquisition.
Jerusalem: Hey, I'm an Ameri-*bang*
Canada: You're only unattractive if your missing more than three teeth.

[ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO]

At 2/5/08 01:37 AM, EKublai wrote:
Unfortunately, the guy who get diabetes from teh maple syrup have to wait in line forever to see the doctor.

not true when i get sick its usually phone call then drive then ur treated ....but then public clinics and emergency rooms ...damn it why cant i be right for once....

[ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO]

At 2/5/08 01:40 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: Canada: You're only unattractive if your missing more than three teeth.

hahahaa its ture

[Lochie]

Oh damn, that bloody skippy the kangaroo got into my house today. >;C

[Doombox162]

At 2/5/08 01:21 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: -Obesity
-Pricks
-Texans (see above)

You mother fucker...

[hammerhead84]

At 2/5/08 01:34 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 2/5/08 01:21 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: Australia = Cool (Steve Irwin. I'm guessing alot of people there are like that. Also the aborigineese)

Wait, you're guessing that all Aussies are like Steve Irwin?

Well, you sure are right! Just now i went out back to go feed the Koala in the tree and chase a Blue Tounge Lizard out of my backyard, and went to clear off some Kangaroos.

No, I'm just saying that there's one Australian guy that, in actuality, is seen by the world as sort of an ambassador of Australia. When I think Australia, I would think of the guy that would track Crocodiles and other animals.