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So am I the only person who wonders why he had a raging boner in the shower then decided to run around his house naked?

well it is not really your fault she showed up early. but i would be embarresed to if i was in this situation with my girlfriend.

At 2/4/08 11:17 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: (I bench about 300)

liar

larger than average, speculating about 7-8 inches, though I've never measured.

liar

GTFO my truckerwebs

At 2/4/08 11:39 PM, I-wont-tell wrote: So am I the only person who wonders why he had a raging boner in the shower then decided to run around his house naked?

His house are two of the key words, boners are enduced by it bieng cold, and after being in a hot shower then being exposed to the cold air, shawiiiing!

Dude I'm naked in the house all the time. ALL THE TIME! No joke. Clothes are for squares, man. Like angular, dude!

Anyway, drop the bitch if she's scared of a dick. Girls I wasn't dating have seen my junk and it's been no big deal. It's life, people are naked. You're girl's fucked up if she screams at the sight of a boner.

As for boners in the shower, hey, it's a good a place as any to jerk it!

At 2/4/08 11:36 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: I'm a Christian(though I'm not a Staunch one) not a philistine

Pah, calling me a philistine because I actually accept what my body is and have no shame of it. There is nothing shameful about your body. If you are a christian you should then be grateful of what god gave you, and not be afraid of it. Accept the beauty that god put on this earth, instead of hiding from it.

At 2/4/08 11:39 PM, I-wont-tell wrote: So am I the only person who wonders why he had a raging boner in the shower then decided to run around his house naked?

ROFLLLL

Cause he was gonna look at gay porn?

At 2/4/08 11:07 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: And no sexing yet?

Wow, that's kinda sad.

How old are you two, and how big is your junk? Actually just post a pic of yourself naked XP

just jk but riddle me this; would you say you are considered sexy? Like, nice abs, good happy trail, biceps and the lot?

junk size is seriously important, though...

That's funny, everyone I know says width is the thing and I've read articles on that sentiment aswell.

At 2/4/08 11:02 PM, Dagamerextreame wrote:

At 2/4/08 11:01 PM, Spamurai wrote: Expect to get laid very, very soon.

Yes, im suprised he didn't get laid on the date

xD

Jesus, no wonder you're still a virgin.

If that happened to me I'd probably be slightly embarrassed by the fact that I'd been caught out with a raging boner and my girl would probably just laugh at me. I don't think thats a situation i have to worry about though as we've been together for over 2 years and the has never even been on time, let alone early, for anything.

At 2/4/08 11:13 PM, Rudy wrote: Why in the world is she even walking in your place without knocking? You could be googling some Kim Possible Porn while showing you beating this awesomely cool flash game.

Looking for the next NaziNinja, eh?

At 2/4/08 11:44 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: That's funny, everyone I know says width is the thing and I've read articles on that sentiment aswell.

The song my humps comes to mind.

but instead its a guy singing.

and he says junk instead.

Fuck you for reading what i said.

At 2/4/08 11:39 PM, I-wont-tell wrote:

So am I the only person who wonders why he had a raging boner in the shower then decided to run around his house naked?

Prolly cause it's his house, I do the same thing when I'm alone. I get butt ass naked.

At 2/4/08 11:38 PM, Tiki-Dog wrote:

At 2/4/08 11:05 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote:

about 2 weeks ago.

Were you like having a serious boner? tell her that the shower was really cold, cus ur badass.
Oh and i forgot to put,

Does the Fact that a Towel can't hide it man anything to you

rape her.

I don't Rape others, I just forcibly have my way with myself.

At 2/4/08 11:40 PM, thelordofcheese wrote:

At 2/4/08 11:17 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: (I bench about 300)

liar

Truth Last time I workedout I pulled 5 reps at 295

larger than average, speculating about 7-8 inches, though I've never measured.

liar

Speculating is the key word. there but it's close

At 2/4/08 11:42 PM, Rideo wrote:

At 2/4/08 11:36 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: I'm a Christian(though I'm not a Staunch one) not a philistine

Pah, calling me a philistine because I actually accept what my body is and have no shame of it. There is nothing shameful about your body. If you are a christian you should then be grateful of what god gave you, and not be afraid of it. Accept the beauty that god put on this earth, instead of hiding from it.

I am comfortable with my body that is not in question there, I'm just uncomfortable with someone that I barely know and have a great attraction to seeing in a state like that. IfI knew that she was there I would have been expecting it.

At 2/4/08 11:39 PM, I-wont-tell wrote: So am I the only person who wonders why he had a raging boner in the shower then decided to run around his house naked?

As people had said. Hot Shower leaves practically a sauna in my bath room, and then soon as that door opens up cold air rushes in and boing my dick snaps to attention.

At 2/4/08 11:42 PM, MRat wrote: Dude I'm naked in the house all the time. ALL THE TIME! No joke. Clothes are for squares, man. Like angular, dude!

So am I

Anyway, drop the bitch if she's scared of a dick. Girls I wasn't dating have seen my junk and it's been no big deal. It's life, people are naked. You're girl's fucked up if she screams at the sight of a boner.

It was more or less a scream of surprise not a scare. At least thats what I think

As for boners in the shower, hey, it's a good a place as any to jerk it!

It didn't come about till after I got out, and my porn mags are in my bedroom.

Yeah I guess the magsa get ruint in the shower, eh?

you guys should laugh it off and get over it.

At 2/5/08 12:10 AM, chocolate-penguin wrote: You should stomp and snort to alert she is on your mating ground next time.

I've used that joke a few too many times...

So instead maybe you should get revenge on her penis.

I don't know what kind of girls you've been dating because everywoman I've had sex with, has not had a dick.

You really shouldn't care, I mean if everything went well she would have seen it anyways....right?

At 2/5/08 12:12 AM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: I don't know what kind of girls you've been dating because everywoman I've had sex with, has not had a dick.

You're missing out.

You should have smacked her with it then raped her then did a barrel roll for the lulz.

/endoverusedmeme

Seriously, why would you freak out?

At 2/4/08 11:17 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote:

6'2" 197 well toned frame(I bench about 300) and I do have a happy trail

WAIT WAIT!! Hold the show! I think I've found something. God we've all been so blind. Say that again would you. Just the last part

and I do have a happy trail

well there you have it, she wasn't staring at your junk at all. Now hurry, grab a razor before you start getting hairy creases in your six pack. I guarantee you she didn't even notice your cock.

Woah there mister! As an Italian, I am duty bound to tell you; hair is hot!

Uh, 21?

lol

Why would you be embarrassed if you're 21, have a gf & naked?

I smell bs.

wtf... lets hope you drop the bitch if shes scared of a cock. lol

i have had similer experiances... 1 time my gf was sat on my sofa in the courner of my room and i didn't even notice her as i walked in from the shower, i was ass naked... a couple minutes later she whispered my name...

i shit bricks even though we're over the "incident"...

At 2/4/08 11:17 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: larger than average, speculating about 7-8 inches, though I've never measured.

What a crock of shit! What 21 year old hasn't measured their own penis?!

Why are we talking about how big our dicks are? O.o
On a side note, my dick is OVER 9000 inches.

Dude what the fuck? You couldnt look at eachother cause you had a hardon in your own house?! You both should've been laughing your asses off about it.