Forum Topic: Theres a god damn owl outside...

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Posted at: 2/4/08 09:53 PM

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AND IT WONT SHUT THE HELL UP!

FUCK how I hate barn owls... I've been opening my window and throwing empty cans and stuff at it for the past hour, and IT WONT LEAVE! I even hit him dead on, and he just looked at me like I'm a fucking idiot!

I probably would have shot at it or shot it by now, but I have no ammo for my shotgun nor my .22

What can I do to make it leave Newgrounds?! It's annoying!

Theres a god damn owl outside...


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At 2/4/08 09:53 PM, Doombox162 wrote: What can I do to make it leave Newgrounds?! It's annoying!

Ask it: "ORLY?", and see what happens.


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NEWGROUNDS! PLEASE!

He refuses to shut up!


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Try to find a place in your house were you can't hear him?
Maybe the living room couch?


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Rocks hurt small animals a lot.


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Owls are awesome.
They would be even more so if they could just shut the fuck up for once.


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Shoot it.

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depending on how far the damn owl is from your window, you can try getting a simple airsoft gun. It might drive off the owl without killing it so PETA doesn't knock on your door the next morning.

Otherwise, form a bond with it and make many anthro-owls together :)

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At 2/4/08 10:01 PM, spiritual101 wrote: Try to find a place in your house were you can't hear him?
Maybe the living room couch?

He's on our back porch (which is pretty much next to every room in my house), and I live in an incredibly tiny house. (Double wide trailer...)


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At 2/4/08 09:53 PM, Doombox162 wrote: What can I do to make it leave Newgrounds?! It's annoying!

Tell it a cock joke.

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At 2/4/08 10:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

Otherwise, form a bond with it and make many anthro-owls together :)

sounds like a plan to me.

plus, try going outside, taking it in, and making it a pet if it won't move.

Owls are cool.

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Shooting it is the only solution.


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At 2/4/08 09:59 PM, Doombox162 wrote: NEWGROUNDS! PLEASE!

He refuses to shut up!

Find a heavier object and chunk it at that annoying bastard.

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At 2/4/08 09:59 PM, Sunglasses wrote:
At 2/4/08 09:53 PM, Doombox162 wrote: What can I do to make it leave Newgrounds?! It's annoying!
Ask it: "ORLY?", and see what happens.

That's easy it will obviously give a stern look and say YA RLY


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At 2/4/08 10:09 PM, NucularSoldier wrote: Shoot it.
At 2/4/08 10:11 PM, EpicFail wrote: Shooting it is the only solution.

But I have no ammo for either of my guns >.<

At 2/4/08 10:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote: depending on how far the damn owl is from your window, you can try getting a simple airsoft gun. It might drive off the owl without killing it so PETA doesn't knock on your door the next morning.

Otherwise, form a bond with it and make many anthro-owls together :)

I don't have any airsoft guns, oddly enough...

And that second thing...hmmm...

BRB! :D


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Stick the .22 in the shotgun and then fire.

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throw a pebble at its beak! god that would be fun

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This thread complete randomness. Which is good, I lol'd at the pic.


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You could throw just about anything in the world and it would be more effective than an empty can.

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Do you have any cats? Best not to let them out tonight...

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At 2/4/08 09:53 PM, Doombox162 wrote: What can I do to make it leave Newgrounds?!

do a barrle role!

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Airsoft gun, perhaps?


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At 2/4/08 11:46 PM, megaman12345 wrote:
At 2/4/08 09:53 PM, Doombox162 wrote: What can I do to make it leave Newgrounds?!
do a barrle role!

What is a "barrle role"?

or do you mean

DO A BARREL ROLL!


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you could go outside and kick the tree.


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Close said window?

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i had one in my attic last year. scared the fuck out of my mom lol..

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Make the oql leave Newgrounds? What? It has an account here?


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At 2/5/08 12:07 AM, chocolate-penguin wrote: You should rape it.

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At 2/5/08 12:07 AM, chocolate-penguin wrote: You should rape it.

Theres a god damn owl outside...


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