Neil Armstrong just called me on the Moonophone. He said to leave FiveMoon alone because Neil and Wade are drinking buddies and Wade told Neil that he pays the Moon Myndicate. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and he loves the moon. Fuck you if you don't.
When I asked Neil what to do if all of you don't listen, he just said, "Don't. I'll fix everything."
Neil Armstrong is totally going to kick all your asses. I mean all of them. The asses will be kicked. It is time for the kicking of the asses. Foots shall connect with asses, and it shall be henceforth called an ass-kicking of Biblical proportions.
Fuck you.
