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You'd rather never have a family, than live and love someone? Fucking hell.

At 2/3/08 01:17 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Well this guy did it for probobly less than that so I might do.

I beat you to it.

AHAHAHAHA

As hard as I could hit? That's not very hard, so yes. I would.

What type of hammer?

WTF is this BME? You choose 1,000 dollars over your dick in pussy? I bet you don't get much action, huh?

:Sicko

At 2/3/08 01:01 PM, PhoenixTails wrote: your own dick with a hammer? Right on the head, as hard as you can. Also, what is the least amount of money somebody would have to give you to do that? I would do it. For $1,000

Well, I don't think I'd smash my penis with a hammer for anything, because I've got dignity sonny jim.
I mean if you did that, you might as well use the money for a sex change, right?

At 2/3/08 01:35 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: I would, painkillers FTW.

painkillers don't work straight away, you know. it's gotta hurt in the meantime.

At 2/3/08 01:07 PM, Jozzalanco wrote:

Yes, this person can.

btw, NSFW

Thanks for the very late moment!!!

At 2/3/08 01:41 PM, HypaShadow wrote:

At 2/3/08 01:35 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: I would, painkillers FTW.

painkillers don't work straight away, you know. it's gotta hurt in the meantime.

lmao. Yeah I mean even if they did take the pain right away, think about when the pain returns, like in the middle of your shopping spree.

I don't want to hurt Jimmy!

I'd say no because you have to live with the physical implications of your decision for the rest of your life.

It's not like extreme embarrassment where you can just distance yourself from what happened, or even attempt to forget about it, because the pain in your dick and/or the physical mutilation will stay with you for the rest of your life.

And dammit, I just love my dick too much.

At 2/3/08 01:15 PM, bob wrote:
That's the amount of salary you'd be missing by being in the hospital for 2-3 weeks, so anybody who says yes is still in school or needs a better job.

We don't all get to work at Newgrounds >:(

nope. No amount of money could make me do that to myself.

when you think about it,a million dollars isn't a lot of money...

The factors that are present depend on it.

1. Do I get the money up front?
2. Is there going to be any Pain reliever administered?

If the answer to either of those is no then No.

At 2/3/08 01:05 PM, Jozzalanco wrote:

At 2/3/08 01:01 PM, PhoenixTails wrote: your own dick with a hammer?

Yes, this person can.

Hammer time

i would, just wait for it to go flacid, whap it, cry let it heal for 2 days.

use the money to bang some girls =]

least amount of money, um i dunno id say $50 possibly even less

maybe one day when i get REALLY old and for like 10.000.000$...yes
but there is no way im doing that before im 50

yes, I would do it for a million.

on 3 conditions.

1. I get the money first

2. I get to spend the money before I hit it with a hammer so I can buy alcohol and drugs

3. I get to pick the hammer from a specific DIY set

Then, I get plastic surgeons to repair my dick.

Yeah... The time spent in the hospital + the operation cost + The sheer pain + the possible deformation + I like my penis = not worth it.

Not having a penis isn't THAT bad.

But my children will die if I lose my manhood.

With that much money, I can get a fake penis!!! and balls of steel!!

hell no

with a million dollars i could buy the best pain relievers in the world and get my dick fixed, with money to spare.

so yes i would do it

Your dick is completely made of muscle, theres no bone to snap or break, theres nerve endings but that means it would just hurt for a little bit. I mean honestly it can't hurt that much.

Would you blow your fuckin head off for a tuna can? Its the same

Someone already did for free.

NSFW

I understand a Terminator did it. One of the older 800 series. And when he did, it gave off sparks.

if you dont have a dick what the fuck are you going to spend all that money on?