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At 2/1/08 07:51 AM, ZackTheZombie wrote:

At 2/1/08 07:38 AM, RjWise wrote: A black guy, a mexican, and an asian go into a bar...

You fiil in the blanks.

Since when do a black guy, a Mexican, and an Asian hang out together??

Since this joke was created

Ok ok here I go, two jewish guys and two german guys meet eachother and have a splendid conversation. You get it? yeah i'm good at this.

Not bad.

A white 18-40 years old american male walks into a bar.

Oh wait

Hitler reterns from the dead and takes over the united states..... The end

Three black guys walk into a bar...

They walk out with all the money

..im not racist

Three asians walk into a electronics company, three white men walk out.

Delegates from every nation on earth enter a big building, smoke the finest weed and ice from across the globe, grease themselves up and hot mansex each other for 20 minutes, they call it the UN.

At 2/1/08 09:01 AM, butsbutsbutsbutsbuts wrote: Delegates from every nation on earth enter a big building, smoke the finest weed and ice from across the globe, grease themselves up and hot mansex each other for 20 minutes, they call it the UN.

-Aplauds- good one

your all racist

At 2/1/08 10:17 AM, APOPHIS57 wrote: your all racist

We are not racist, I bet if I said I wanted a nation white history month you'd call me racist. too?

At 2/1/08 03:00 AM, Peacekid wrote:

please, please, I'll be here all week.

still racist they drank rum

It's turning kind of racist here so

1000 américané die in building hit by terrorists, what is so sad aboud this?
...
...
the building had room for a hundred more!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

realy funny huh, I think very good joke
supit white américané.

So here we are in 1960 in a mean looking redneck bar in a tiny town in an all white County in Mississippi. There are Rebels flags all over the place, mean bikers, wild women....you get the picture. Now, suddenly a tiny very black man enters with a colossal lion tied with a leash. He goes to the bartender and says "Do you serve martinis?" The redneck bartender says "Uh...yes, we do."

Then the black guy gets close to his face and says "Ah....but I bet you don't serve n*****s! Uh? I bet you don't serve n*****s!" When he said that the lion moved closer to the bar, looking meaner than ever. The bartender said, almost shaking "Yes Sir, we do, no problem!". So the black guy said OK, "serve me a martini.... and serve him a n****r!"

At 2/1/08 07:26 AM, Josh wrote: http://www.fischerfam.net/ftp/bionic/whi teblack.swf

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/37 5704

So three black guys walk into a bar.

The bartender ask, "What can I guys get ya?"
First guy says, "I'll have a beer please."
Second guy says, "Coors lite for me."
The Third guy says, "I'll have a Samuel Adams!"
SO THEN get this the first guy says, "You know what? I'll have a Samuel Adams too!"
And the second guy is all like, " Ya me too."

AND OUT OF NOWHERE!
Some guy dressed in a old colonial outfit yells out, "Samuel Adams, ALWAYS a good decision!"

At 2/1/08 10:35 AM, Nacco wrote: It's turning kind of racist here so

1000 américané die in building hit by terrorists, what is so sad aboud this?
...
...
the building had room for a hundred more!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

realy funny huh, I think very good joke
supit white américané.

LOL thats awsome

A rabbi, a priest, and a Chinese guy walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them, respects their diversity, and then continues doing his work.

At 2/1/08 03:00 AM, Peacekid wrote: The bartender says "What can I get you gentlemen?"

The first black guy says, "I'll have a Beer."

The second black guy says, "I'll have a little Rum mixed with cola, please."

The third black guy says, "I'll have a beer too."

The bartender prepares their drinks.

He says, "Here you go!"

The black men say thank you.

The black men pay for their drinks, grab a table, and have a friendly discussion.

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please, please, I'll be here all week.

Hahaha!
don't worry i'm not laughing at your joke, i'm
laughing about how much of a racist retard you are.

At 2/1/08 10:19 AM, Dagamerextreame wrote:

At 2/1/08 10:17 AM, APOPHIS57 wrote: your all racist

We are not racist, I bet if I said I wanted a nation white history month you'd call me racist. too?

I LOVE YOU.

At 2/1/08 11:10 AM, KentuckyFriedCorpses wrote:

At 2/1/08 10:19 AM, Dagamerextreame wrote:

At 2/1/08 10:17 AM, APOPHIS57 wrote: your all racist

We are not racist, I bet if I said I wanted a nation white history month you'd call me racist. too?

I LOVE YOU.

your the secnd person to love me today! lol

At 2/1/08 11:06 AM, Fox258 wrote: Hahaha!
don't worry i'm not laughing at your joke, i'm
laughing about how much of a racist retard you are.

There was nothing racist about the joke.

best i've heard all week, i'd pay you for these jokes