funny births

[maspa]

who here was born n a funny way? me....(the following is 100% true story) was born blue, then while everyone was crying because of the beauty of how gooey I was, I pissed all over everybody. EVERYONE. nurse, doctor, mom, dad.... whats yours? (if you have one....)

[Senri]

I was a C section...

[nitroexsplosion]

i cats head was on a dog but. or is it the other way arond.

[Flared24]

I was born black, but now I'm white.

[Raguel]

The chances of finding many people on this site with an unusual birth is extremely low.

I was actually born dead because my umbilical cord had wrapped around my neck and I was (obviously) resuscitated.

Not funny 'ha ha' as such.

[Lotus]

I was premature by a few months if thats funny in any way.

My lungs weren't even developed and I had to be hooked up to machines just to be kept alive... now I smoke though so I kinda screw up the purpose in keeping me alive but its all good.

[maspa]

At 1/31/08 06:12 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I was premature by a few months if thats funny in any way.

My lungs weren't even developed and I had to be hooked up to machines just to be kept alive... now I smoke though so I kinda screw up the purpose in keeping me alive but its all good.

Kay..... keep doin' what makes you you over there.....

[Butt-Blast]

My head was born when my mom was on the toilet, the rest of me came out okay.

[Ragnarokia]

I was born a month early, and when I came out I was strangeld by the ombilical cord, if I was born a month later I would have been dead. Yay : )

[Raguel]

At 1/31/08 06:25 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I was born like this - Do not look if you are disturbed by deformities.

Poor kid.

[Seriana]

I was born 2 weeks premature..

[Raguel]

At 1/31/08 06:32 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Is that what the link showed you? or are you just random picture posting?

That's what the link showed.

My pictures are always relevant >:(

[maspa]

At 1/31/08 06:25 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I was born like this - Do not look if you are disturbed by deformities.

Link doesn't work.

[gregaaron89]

At 1/31/08 06:10 PM, Senri wrote: I was a C section...

Me too... I guess my head was too big.

[gamerdakota]

I kicked the nurse in the face when she tried to cut off my cock.

[SIXTYoneVW]

I was born regular.

Hilarious! [sarcasm]

[Raguel]

At 1/31/08 06:43 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 1/31/08 06:33 PM, Raguel wrote: That's what the link showed.

Gross

Ah, the old cleftaroo.

How's that going for ya now?

Is it all patched up or still there?

My pictures are always relevant >:(

Oh right, this isnt 4chan >.>

I'm not so sure sometimes <.<

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

We got a lot of suicidal babies. I remember that I let my mom in labor for several days and I was born a month early. Since I was the first there was several complications with birth and I came out with no upper body mass. The kids gradually stayed inside quicker and we were all born at different parts of the day and our birthdays are spread out almost evenly.

[Lotus]

At 1/31/08 06:19 PM, maspa wrote:

At 1/31/08 06:12 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I was premature by a few months if thats funny in any way.
My lungs weren't even developed and I had to be hooked up to machines just to be kept alive... now I smoke though so I kinda screw up the purpose in keeping me alive but its all good.

Kay..... keep doin' what makes you you over there.....

I don't really support the whole smoking thing or any of that, its just an addiction and well.. I'm too damn bored to get rid of it is all. :P

[maspa]

At 1/31/08 06:43 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

At 1/31/08 06:33 PM, Raguel wrote:
That's what the link showed.

Gross

My pictures are always relevant >:(

Oh right, this isnt 4chan >.>

Oh God, more stuff with how hideous a cleft palate is.

[4Doctodragon]

Hah

[Orange-Jews]

When I was born I was dropped on my head before they even cut the umbilical cord.. then after they cut it they dropped me again.

FUNNNYYY

[Revolation]

I was born with a tail.

[austin]

At 1/31/08 07:45 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: Hah

Oh harlequins, so sad, and yet so strange-looking, as though they were from a movie.

[maspa]

At 1/31/08 07:50 PM, austin wrote:

At 1/31/08 07:45 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: Hah

Oh harlequins, so sad, and yet so strange-looking, as though they were from a movie.

I did see them on youtube....maybe..... nah.... or.... no, it couldn't be...