I broke my back !

[Rideo]

Not really.

I was hanging out with my best friend, drank a 40 oz. It was a steel reserve, which has a lot of alcohol content for beer. Now I don't normally drink them, but I guess that's no excuse for not realizing how drunk I got off of one drink.

Anyways, I drove my best friend home at the end of the night. Now I'm fucking in love with her, and she knows that, I expressed to her how I felt again tonight, and she rejected me yet again. So I drive home really drunk and really sad and pissed off.

I had to make a right turn onto my road, a road that is perpendicular to the one I'm on, not a curve. I'm going maybe 90 miles per our and just didn't even brake, I went straight forward into a ditch, my car flipped over in full rotation, and then a half rotation more also spun a full circle and was left upside down. I got out and walked to my house, my back was fucking killing me. I get inside and just lie down and can't fucking get up.

Eventually paramedics came and brought me to the hospital, strapped me down tight to a board and gave me a catscan, I felt like I was tetsuo. The entire time during this it feels like I have a metal pole inside my spine.

Anyways, it turns out I didn't break anything, I just stressed a muscle, so I didn't get a prescription for a fucking painkiller.

I totaled my car, and they didn't give me a painkiller, that's all that matters to me right now (I literally just got home)

Anyways, everybody call me an idiot for driving drunk, NOW.

[MexicanGun]

Ouch. Double hurt man. The girl and your back.

At 1/31/08 02:25 AM, Rideo wrote: everybody call me an idiot for driving drunk, NOW.

Idiot :P

[p0psZ]

At 1/31/08 02:25 AM, Rideo wrote:

Anyways, everybody call me an idiot for driving drunk, NOW.

Gee, I wonder why...

IRONY!

[UfaKefe]

Since you asked nicely, you are an idiot for drunk driving.

[Lord-Zed]

You're not an idiot for drink driving, you're and idiot for drinking beer.

Spirits are cooler.

[Steelers]

You FUCKING DRUNK IDIOT! NEVER DO THAT AGIAN OR I WILL TELL YOUR MOTHER!

[Rideo]

At 1/31/08 02:31 AM, Steelers wrote: You FUCKING DRUNK IDIOT! NEVER DO THAT AGIAN OR I WILL TELL YOUR MOTHER!

Well I'm pretty sure she knows, I crashed my car into my front lawn.

Forgot to mention that.

[SuperFlonic]

At 1/31/08 02:31 AM, Steelers wrote: You FUCKING DRUNK IDIOT! NEVER DO THAT AGIAN OR I WILL TELL YOUR MOTHER!

ANYTHING BUT THAT D:

[Ragnarokia]

At 1/31/08 02:25 AM, Rideo wrote: Not really.

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[TheNossinator]

You did a barrel roll!

[Wtfpwn]

At 1/31/08 02:30 AM, p0psZ wrote:

At 1/31/08 02:25 AM, Rideo wrote:

Anyways, everybody call me an idiot for driving drunk, NOW.

Gee, I wonder why...

IRONY!

You're dumb. He's saying we all have permission to call him stupid for being a drunk driver.

Reading comprehension is your friend.

[RedDreadSky]

You deserved it you fucking moron.

[TheNossinator]

At 1/31/08 02:54 AM, Cabbster wrote: Pics of totalled car. I want to see how bad this actually was.

Here you are!

Oh, wait.

[36Holla]

Yeah it was a very stupid decision, but when you're drunk I know that it's easy to forget the possible consequences. At least you're alive, although I don't know if that means much now since you don't have transportation anymore.

[Cyprus]

Broke your back on a mountain? Broke back mountain? I heard that place does a doozy on your back, and asshole... You can shower... but you'll never wipe clean of the shame...We're gonna find you dead with a bottle of sleeping pills next to you before long...

[TheNossinator]

At 1/31/08 03:25 AM, Cyprus wrote: Broke your back on a mountain? Broke back mountain? I heard that place does a doozy on your back, and asshole... You can shower... but you'll never wipe clean of the shame...We're gonna find you dead with a bottle of sleeping pills next to you before long...

Heath Ledger reference #11,423,706.

[Vincoid]

HAHAHA, that's fucked up :P

Here you go: You're an idiot for driving drunk and for expressing your feelings to a girl (auto-loss, really)

Congrats on the barrel roll though ;)

[svenisgod]

idiot

[Cyprus]

At 1/31/08 03:26 AM, TheNossinator wrote:

Heath Ledger reference #11,423,706.

objection your honor... id like to see reference 1 thru 11,423,705
i believe you should hold him in contempt of court for being a douche bag

[TheNossinator]

At 1/31/08 03:44 AM, Cyprus wrote:

At 1/31/08 03:26 AM, TheNossinator wrote:

Heath Ledger reference #11,423,706.

objection your honor... id like to see reference 1 thru 11,423,705
i believe you should hold him in contempt of court for being a douche bag

The BBS has a full record of Heath Ledger references (1 thru 11,423,706).
Right, the defendant is fined $250 for being a douche bag.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/31/08 02:25 AM, Rideo wrote: Anyways, everybody call me an idiot for driving drunk, NOW.

Your an idiot for driving drunk now, heh. Thanks for the story though, and it's a good thing you didn't break your back, that would have been pretty depressing . . .

[Rosenrot-I]

You're a fucking idiot for driving drunk. Imagine if you crashed it with the girl inside the car and killed her?

[blanketcat]

when will you young people learn that.... or old people (as there are many older drivers who drive drunk). When will you guys learn that driving drunk is illegal, kills people, and fucks up your life?

[RyanTime2]

Idiot.

Of the irony! WRYYYY??

[Dr-Nefarious]

Your not an idiot. You are a fucking RETARD.

[Zerok]

What kind of hospital did you go to? If they had paramedics I'm sure it was a a half decent one... I'm just saying this because when my friend broke his back (his encounter involved a very fat rugby player and alcohol, there's a thread somewhere), he got driven to the local hospital and they told him the same thing: muscle strain... but when we got home he went to another place that revealed his spine was fractured.

But you did say you had a catscan, so I guess you should be confident in your diagnosis.

[Thechickensparta]

I lol At your fail.