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At 3/28/08 03:44 PM, Malachy wrote: whatever happened to that "mod" picture we had at brutopia?

This one?

Silly Dez infiltrated the pic.

Yeah I remember when we took that one. I had to holler at Jonas to get in it. He was just pouting in the corner because no one said anything to him.

Also, How did Dez cunt her way into that shot? lol

At 3/28/08 03:47 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Hey Mal.
You're engaged aren't you?
I believe that was an engagement ring that flew off of your hand at Brutopia.

yesh, I asked the jeweler if I can have it sized down even further since when I ordered it, it was half a size too big was the smallest you could get.

she is sick right now with the same thing.

but she's been popping echinacia and vitamin C shit like crazy.

At 3/28/08 04:10 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Also, How did Dez cunt her way into that shot? lol

Feminine wiles.
Never mind that, what's with my hand?

I can cunt my way into most things!

Plus I didn't really know it was a mod pic, I thought it was all like "YA :D moar pikturez of me dwunk!"

At 3/28/08 06:20 PM, Rig wrote:

Never mind that, what's with my hand?

cute hand Rig!

Update-

Sorry I haven't posted anything yet. I haven't had a day off since Sunday, and that was an all day drive. This Sunday is my next day off, and I'll be focusing on cleaning and posting all of my photos up. I'm working almost all open to close shifts so I've not had any kind of chance to think about anything, but needless to say, I look forward to Sunday.

Once again, sorry, but my job immediately grabs me by the balls once I get back into the states, and any semblance of enjoyment is grated away quickly.

In other news I wasn't sick at all, so it was probably your imaginations.

At 3/28/08 10:45 PM, Jonas wrote: Update-

Hey, you're alive. Woot! No worries - we can't wait till Sunday either :3

Are you gonna post pics of the sketchbook? Will you keep it? Will you burn it? Will you auction it off for a gajillion dollars?

At 3/28/08 09:39 PM, Dez wrote: I can cunt my way into most things!

Plus I didn't really know it was a mod pic, I thought it was all like "YA :D moar pikturez of me dwunk!"

Hahaha don't you dare say that!! I said to you 'Dez, it's just a picture of the mods' and you shrugged and jumped in there!

Also here, fbi:

At 3/29/08 12:51 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Also here, fbi:

Hahaha...their relative heights are perfect!

At 3/28/08 10:45 PM, Jonas wrote: In other news I wasn't sick at all, so it was probably your imaginations.

You never entered in contact with the cone, did you?

Take it easy, we're just all too impatient :D

At 3/29/08 12:51 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Also here, fbi:

LOL!

At 3/29/08 12:48 AM, TropicalParadise wrote:

At 3/28/08 09:39 PM, Dez wrote: I can cunt my way into most things!

Plus I didn't really know it was a mod pic, I thought it was all like "YA :D moar pikturez of me dwunk!"

Hahaha don't you dare say that!! I said to you 'Dez, it's just a picture of the mods' and you shrugged and jumped in there!

lol, Busted.

At 3/28/08 06:20 PM, Rig wrote:
Never mind that, what's with my hand?

I believe that hand gesture was the first sign of weakness that you displayed that enabled you to be picked out of the herd by Zerok and his better half for ear rape.
HAHA You'll never hear the same again. lol

At 3/29/08 07:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 3/29/08 12:48 AM, TropicalParadise wrote:

I believe that hand gesture was the first sign of weakness that you displayed that enabled you to be picked out of the herd by Zerok and his better half for ear rape.
HAHA You'll never hear the same again. lol

I was gently caressing the side of his face! Gently! Caressing! It was not rape!!!!!!!! Zerok was the mean penetrator!!!

At 3/29/08 07:57 AM, TropicalParadise wrote:

At 3/29/08 07:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 3/29/08 12:48 AM, TropicalParadise wrote:

I believe that hand gesture was the first sign of weakness that you displayed that enabled you to be picked out of the herd by Zerok and his better half for ear rape.
HAHA You'll never hear the same again. lol

I was gently caressing the side of his face! Gently! Caressing! It was not rape!!!!!!!! Zerok was the mean penetrator!!!

Yes, we know that you didn't actually penetrate him. But you cajoled him into staying still for Zerok's forced finger fuck. You were doing your man's bidding in other words. If your small tender little hand wasn't there on the other side of his face while Zerok got his rocks off. Rig probably would have gone stark raving mad from the ear rape. STARK RAVING MAD!

A terrible but accurate comparison would be a mother holding the hand of a raped 10 year old girl having an abortion. The little girl wouldn't be able to bear the intrusion if it weren't for the lovely
hand of the mother soothing her throughout the dastardly deed.

A terrible but accurate comparison would be a mother holding the hand of a raped 10 year old girl having an abortion. The little girl wouldn't be able to bear the intrusion if it weren't for the lovely
hand of the mother soothing her throughout the dastardly deed.

"Shhhh honey it'll be alright, it'll be over soon, shhhh just hold my handdd'

At 3/29/08 12:51 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Also here, fbi:

Someone should post that in the original topic and say: "I made them gay."

I would come if someone payed for a plane ticket for me to go there and back.

At 3/29/08 10:53 AM, Randy74 wrote: I would come if someone payed for a plane ticket for me to go there and back.

Do you have any type of talents or features which would make you more valuable than the average person?

At 3/29/08 10:57 AM, TropicalParadise wrote:

At 3/29/08 10:53 AM, Randy74 wrote: I would come if someone payed for a plane ticket for me to go there and back.

Do you have any type of talents or features which would make you more valuable than the average person?

Well, I hope he has time travel...the meetup was LAST weekend. ;P

At 3/29/08 09:56 AM, Zerok wrote:

At 3/29/08 12:51 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Also here, fbi:

Someone should post that in the original topic and say: "I made them gay."

Haha, do it.

At 3/29/08 12:31 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/29/08 09:56 AM, Zerok wrote: Someone should post that in the original topic and say: "I made them gay."

Haha, do it.

Sounds like you already had a gay old time.

At 3/29/08 12:59 PM, Rig wrote: Sounds like you already had a gay old time.

Hey now. I find it pretty funny when I think about it now... It was still scary nonetheless.

lol, Shemales are funny. It seems everyday we talk about shemales at work, our favorite topic though is the micropenis! Hey but don't get me wrong, it's a serious health condition... it's just funny as fuck :D

It all started when my friend Krista (with whom I work) was sitting at her desk at work.
Her neighbor turned to her, and started to tell her that he never had sex and was really worried about the size of his penis.
The neighbor in question was this funny looking very chubbish little dude.
Anyways, he was all like "my penis is short and I dunno if I can please a girl". So she asked him how small and he said "like really small".
She asked him to show her with his fingers and what he showed her was less than 2 inch.
Anyways... the guy quit the company to have more time to play WoW because as he said "This job is taking up too much of my WoW time and my mom is paying for my account anyways"

In one word "Pathetic".

Please don't ban

You test video games. What did you expect, normal people to work there?
C'mon Dez...

At 3/30/08 08:17 AM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote: You test video games. What did you expect, normal people to work there?
C'mon Dez...

Hey, hey! Remember, I used to work as a video game tester. Are you saying I'm not normal? :S

At 3/30/08 10:07 AM, SNIPER wrote:

At 3/30/08 08:17 AM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote: You test video games. What did you expect, normal people to work there?
C'mon Dez...

Hey, hey! Remember, I used to work as a video game tester. Are you saying I'm not normal? :S

Eeeeeexactly.
You freaks.

teehee

So FBI and I were supposed to hang out last night, only we waited for each other at different metro stations. :P

At 3/30/08 08:14 AM, Dez wrote: She asked him to show her with his fingers and what he showed her was less than 2 inch.

We used to call them 'choads.' Hopefully he was blessed with all sorts of crazy latent IRL charisma bonuses, because unless he's a cunning linguist no woman'll stay with him.

Also: I still think 'nerdgins' is an amusing portmanteau.

At 3/30/08 11:36 AM, Evark wrote:

At 3/30/08 08:14 AM, Dez wrote: She asked him to show her with his fingers and what he showed her was less than 2 inch.

We used to call them 'choads.' Hopefully he was blessed with all sorts of crazy latent IRL charisma bonuses, because unless he's a cunning linguist no woman'll stay with him.

Remember to spend your bonus points wisely, kids.

But wow, quitting his job for WoW. This guy needs some psychiatry.

You know, I was thinking how cool it would be too have another, maybe slightly smaller and shorter, montreal meat sometime this summer.

I would love to meet everyone again, but with my summer job I'm working about 50 hours a week and only sometimes gets two days in a row off. But going up for a night and a day would be cool and I would love to take my fiancee with me so that she can make fun of me even easier afterward. ^_^

At 3/30/08 11:25 AM, Rig wrote: So FBI and I were supposed to hang out last night, only we waited for each other at different metro stations. :P

Haha, suckers! :P