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At 1/18/13 08:55 AM, M-Maher wrote:

At 1/18/13 05:03 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 1/18/13 12:47 AM, Captain-Carrion wrote: I teared up, but not through my eyes.

Your tear ducts are broken. Seek medical help.

naah, its normal, sometimes I cry white tears through my penis.

I think your confusing crying with masturbation....
but then again, who says the one eyed monster can't cry from time to time.

Also SUPPORTER GET!

Bout fucking time.

I'll have to buy the 2013 newt week....

Yes... I know.... just... just let me have this, OK!

Spent 30 bucks getting a couple more stickers too... probably do the same thing next week. :3

At 1/18/13 08:55 AM, M-Maher wrote: naah, its normal, sometimes I cry white tears through my penis.

God I hate your jokes....

I bought some huge paint markers the other day. Ho man those things rip ass.

At 1/18/13 09:47 PM, Captain-Carrion wrote: I bought some huge paint markers the other day. Ho man those things rip ass.

pics or it didn't happen

At 1/18/13 09:47 PM, Captain-Carrion wrote: I bought some huge paint markers the other day. Ho man those things rip ass.

Wait, you shoved markers up your ass? Markers that were so huge they ripped it?

At 1/19/13 01:46 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 1/18/13 09:47 PM, Captain-Carrion wrote: I bought some huge paint markers the other day. Ho man those things rip ass.

Wait, you shoved markers up your ass? Markers that were so huge they ripped it?

Are you dumb or something? Yeah that's what I fucking said kid. What, have you never heard of anal sharpie art?
Fucking twat.

At 1/19/13 02:59 AM, Captain-Carrion wrote: What, have you never heard of anal sharpie art?

Anal sharpie art you say? Must be some sort of performance art bullshit.

On a more serious note though, what are they, and are they actually huge?

Wavechan's made a colouring tutorial.
If you're interested, check it out. Judging by her work, it'll be worth a watch,

so....
I'm going through the Nuzlocke challenge..... on Ruby
and... FUCK LIFE!
I think I have a personal vendetta against every fucking trainer in the game now. I'm only about half way through too.
The last of my core team got wiped a few hours ago, and I just kind of rampaged through a shit ton of trainers and gyms
my stupidity crippled my backups and now I'm playing with a bunch of rookies....
fuck I\m screwed
I have little to no decent team, and I can't progress until I get to do some major grinding.
fucking hell...
Fuck, I suck as a trainer... I have honestly got to rethink my approach to this game

At 1/20/13 10:37 PM, Kinsei01 wrote: so....
I'm going through the Nuzlocke challenge..... on Ruby

Nuzlocke challenge sounds like lame.

At 1/21/13 12:14 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Nuzlocke challenge sounds like lame.

yeah, when you get your ass handed to you and there is no fixing it, you begin to hate things... lots of things...

At 1/21/13 01:27 AM, MajesticBob wrote: What the Holy Hell are talking about Kinsei?

Here you go bob... some light reading...

no really its just a small description and two rules...

At 1/21/13 01:27 AM, MajesticBob wrote: What the Holy Hell are talking about Kinsei?

Here you go bob... some light reading...

no really its just a small description and two rules...

I have got to stop being in a rush in the mornings....
Here is the linkbob...

At 1/23/13 05:01 PM, Lucky wrote: I dont think it's happened in the history of ever BUT YOU NEVER KNOW

I'm pretty sure that happened in Titanic.

At 1/23/13 05:03 PM, Aigis wrote:

At 1/23/13 05:01 PM, Lucky wrote: I dont think it's happened in the history of ever BUT YOU NEVER KNOW

I'm pretty sure that happened in Titanic.

Could've sworn the drawing was after the hookup....

At 1/23/13 05:01 PM, Lucky wrote: with that last request thread I have a question....
Has anyone EVER done a drawing or heard of someone doing a drawing for a girl who was in the friends zone/only knows him online previously but now is MADLY in love with them...

[cue a sleep-over scene where all the art forum users put on some comfy pyjamas, paint their nails, play truth-or-dare, and talk to each other about secrets and cute boys]

'Fraid not, sorry.

To my recollection my drawings never were the direct thing that got me laid. They have removed womens clothing though after being seen.

At 1/23/13 05:01 PM, Lucky wrote: drawings=ass?

This slutty chick in highschool offered sex because I drew her a shitty picture of John Lennon wrestling an octopus.

At 1/23/13 06:10 PM, ornery wrote: To my recollection my drawings never were the direct thing that got me laid.

Thanks for dashing all my hopes and dreams man....

At 1/23/13 09:06 PM, Lucky wrote:

At 1/23/13 08:15 PM, Captain-Carrion wrote:

At 1/23/13 05:01 PM, Lucky wrote: drawings=ass?

This slutty chick in highschool offered sex because I drew her a shitty picture of John Lennon wrestling an octopus.

did you taker her up on it?

imgay

I got together with my gurlfrand because of my/her art, but it wasn't directly like "OMG I LIKE YOUR DRAWINGS LET'S DATE AND SMANG AND STUFF", it was more of a helpful element that brought us closer together.

At 1/23/13 05:01 PM, Lucky wrote: Has anyone EVER done a drawing or heard of someone doing a drawing for a girl

Not unless it was another dame. Only other motherfuckers I've met exercising pen to paper in a gnarly aesthetically pleasin' manner were dolls themselves.

At 1/23/13 05:01 PM, Lucky wrote: I'm like really curious if a girl would ever/has ever went OH GOD THAT DRAWING IS AMAZING LETS HOOK UP

I only get the "OH GOD THAT DRAWING IS AMAZING"... that's all Nae said :(