At 9/16/10 08:33 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:
You think you're been fighting ninjas, but in reality, it's all been a lie.
See, people forget what the true meaning of ninja is, and they think that anyone who wears black and has a sword is a ninja. Everyone has forgotten where the true power of a ninja comes from, and thus it's name has been tarnished.
Believe me, if you fought an actual ninja, he would defeat you in mere moments.
If you fought a real estate ninja, he'd first convince you to sign for the purchase so he'd have your money, and then kill you with the pen you used to sign with.
I'm telling you that I've fought the real ninjas, the source of all ninja power, alongside your dime-a-dozens and while they aren't exactly easy fights I wasn't defeated in mere seconds - ninjas are not nearly as powerful as their inflated egos make them think they are, and once you're able to work your way through the layers of trickery and deceit they make for fairly easy targets - well, with a good marksman anyway.
Either way, I've yet to be sold a house by a real-estate ninja anyway. They keep trying to sell me these beachfronts condos with miniature bowling alleys - admittingly, at least 7 kinds of awesome, but not what I'm looking for in a residence.