My Ex Girlfriend has nuts

[Magyar]

I really want some nuts right now. The smell of her peanuts is mouth watering, it's almost unbearable.
The smell is making me hungry, those salted peanuts are just too good. I MUST HAVE SOME!!
So Newgrounds, how do you get some nuts off of your Ex?

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

Here, put my nuts in your mouth.

[High-off-cheese]

this topic is stupid and pointless

[Proottalfain]

Go out with a squirrel, then break up. Take a weapon to kill the squirrel and steal her nuts.

[Magyar]

At 1/28/08 09:59 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Here, put my nuts in your mouth.

No! Not unless you shave them first, they are MUCH to hairy for me...

[kenny]

Grab her nuts while she's not looking

[Magyar]

At 1/28/08 10:08 PM, yodd wrote: Rape her.

Sounds like fun!

At 1/28/08 10:07 PM, kenny wrote: Grab her nuts while she's not looking

Great idea!

[yodd]

Also, this is the least funny topic I have seen.

[MidnyteRayne]

Glad to see the BBS has become content with a constant level of humour equal to Dane Cook.

[Archmage-flash]

I saw the whole peanuts thing coming.

[Magyar]

At 1/28/08 10:11 PM, yodd wrote: Also, this is the least funny topic I have seen.

yeah I don't know why I made it...

[Lord-Zed]

How about Deez Nuts in yo motherfuckin' mouth?

[Bluemidgetguy]

GROSS! NOW WHEN SHE SHITS! SHE'LL SHIT NUTS

eat em