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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 19:49:55 Reply

Getting prep'd for round 2.

I'm on a mission.


Do what now...?

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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 19:50:22 Reply

snow? fuck that I'd use paintballs or airsoft. Ah well fine for your sake we'll old skool it.

-look out your window and make sure he's not watching you.

-then go in the back yard (bring some thick yet flexible gloves) and make as many piss-snow-balls as you can.

-go around the side of your house checking one last time that he's not watching out his window and head over to his car.

-stick atleast 2 snowballs into his muffler (it'll smell like piss all over as soon as he starts his car)

-step back and pelt all of his exterior mirrors, and windows (especially windows) and if you still have time/snowball(s) smeer them on his handle and/or pelt them all over the driverside door.

-bolt for home, stick inside and know that your mission was a succes. Don't watch out your window, or he'll know. The knowledge of sucess will have to be your reward.

Hope this helped your problem, but it would save alot of hassle just to T.P. him or paintball/airsoft his car.

-T.P. to fuck with him

-Paintball to really piss him off

-Airsoft if you have a vast hatred for this man


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:03:08 Reply

At 1/28/08 07:49 PM, Elios wrote: Getting prep'd for round 2.

Bought damn time you got serious :p

now go fuck him up

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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:04:02 Reply

At 1/28/08 07:49 PM, Elios wrote: Getting prep'd for round 2.

are you using my first 2 ideas of spray paint and eggs?


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:04:20 Reply

At 1/28/08 07:13 PM, Elios wrote:
Any other suggestions? (ones that leave no evidence)

Better yet:

Piss on his car

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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:05:30 Reply

At 1/28/08 08:03 PM, malachi117 wrote:
At 1/28/08 07:49 PM, Elios wrote: Getting prep'd for round 2.
Bought damn time you got serious :p

now go fuck him up

Bigger knife


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:10:23 Reply

shit on his handles and sterring wheel.


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:20:29 Reply

At 1/28/08 07:49 PM, Elios wrote: Getting prep'd for round 2.

do I here Pouring bleach in his gas tank that will piss him off, and screw his car up


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:22:58 Reply

At 1/28/08 08:20 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:
At 1/28/08 07:49 PM, Elios wrote: Getting prep'd for round 2.
do I hear Pouring bleach in his gas tank that will piss him off, and screw his car up

I mean hear sorry


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:48:17 Reply

You're an insparation to us all.


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:53:05 Reply

What's up with the hammer?

I'm not sure what you're implying to do...


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:53:39 Reply

You have snow right now? No fair! >:(

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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 20:56:23 Reply

polar bear


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 21:13:32 Reply

Give him a hug. Hugs solve everything.


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 21:42:53 Reply

snowballs? throw beets at him because that'll leave stains.


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 21:44:53 Reply

damn round 2 looks pretty cool....take a picture of his car when your done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 21:58:47 Reply

At 1/28/08 09:44 PM, liquidfire666 wrote: damn round 2 looks pretty cool....take a picture of his car when your done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

I would, but it's 10 pm, and using a flash camera would be suspicious. I know sombody saw me, i'm laying low right now. So, here's the run down

4 bananas in his tail pipe (Clearly visable)

100 ft of plastic wrap around his car

6 eggs tossed (1 windsheild, 5 headlights)

didn't use the knife or hammer (too loud!)


Tee-hee!

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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 22:01:01 Reply

Ha! I'm a dumbass. Logged with my sisters account. My bad.


Do what now...?

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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 22:05:16 Reply

At 1/28/08 07:19 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Make Axel Foley proud and put a banana up his car's tailpipe/

I was going to suggest something along those lines.


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Response to I'm on a mission. 2008-01-28 22:36:29 Reply

At 1/28/08 07:49 PM, Elios wrote: Getting prep'd for round 2.

I like where you are going with the hammer and computer


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