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Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:17:06 Reply

I plan on NEVER seeing it, but for those of you who did, did anyone laugh in your theater?

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:19:56 Reply

As soon as I saw the preview with the Persian guy playing the "Leave Brittany Alone" video, I just knew exactly how bad it would fail, and I won't see it.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:20:49 Reply

I saw it.

It was the worst movie I've ever seen.

I laughed.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:24:53 Reply

At 1/27/08 10:20 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: Watch Juno instead.

That and Superbad are must see movies.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:27:43 Reply

It's another movie pandering to the idiots of the world, so my guess is that Nine-tenths of Newgrounds and the world in general went to see it.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:28:43 Reply

What did we do to deserve such an awfull movie?

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:32:53 Reply

Meet the spartans got terribly down rated on IMDB I mean like, 67% of the people gave it one star.

Meh I haven't seen it though so maybe they're right?

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:33:04 Reply

It dissapointed badly.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:36:24 Reply

It looks like Epic Movie

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:37:33 Reply

The previews were sorta funny.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:38:52 Reply

At 1/27/08 10:36 PM, emochild wrote: It looks like Epic Movie

It WAS initially called 'Epic Movie 2' but Epic movie tanked so badly critically, that they changed the name.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:43:29 Reply

I liked it :(

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:53:16 Reply

i thought it was relly good i dont c y any of you wouldn't like it. but some stupid high schoolers kep shouting THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:54:18 Reply

At 1/27/08 10:53 PM, jbown345 wrote: i thought it was relly good i dont c y any of you wouldn't like it. but some stupid high schoolers kep shouting THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

With grammar like that, I would hardly expect a human-sized brain in that head anyway.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:54:35 Reply

At 1/27/08 10:20 PM, JunkyCow wrote: I saw it.

It was the worst movie I've ever seen.

I laughed.

I saw it it wasn't funny I couldn't help laughing at the stupidity though.

Fuck that shit...

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:56:32 Reply

One extremely long gay joke.

That's all the movie was.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:59:07 Reply

At 1/27/08 10:54 PM, LockDown68 wrote: I saw it it wasn't funny I couldn't help laughing at the stupidity though.

That makes no sense. If it wasn't funny then you wouldn't laugh. Sounds more like you're ashamed you thought it was funny.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 22:59:46 Reply

I think it'll be pretty funny, but we'll see when I watch it.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:02:19 Reply

LOLOLZ It had Chris Crocker! It must be current and have high values!

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:02:28 Reply

I liked it, it was pretty funny. Low-brow, but funny anyway.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:05:00 Reply

That movie isn't even worth illegaly downloading.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:05:13 Reply

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:08:11 Reply

This movie sucked the fuck out of my cock

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:15:14 Reply

i saw it, and to be honest, it wasn't as bad as i thought (but still pretty bad)

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:33:50 Reply

This movie is number 1 at the box office right now, you have no idea how much that pisses me off. Just goes to show how many Americans are out there with the intellectual capacity of a 2 year old.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:34:40 Reply

At 1/27/08 11:33 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: This movie is number 1 at the box office right now, you have no idea how much that pisses me off. Just goes to show how many Americans are out there with the intellectual capacity of a 2 year old.

Cloverfield is #1

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:37:07 Reply

At 1/27/08 10:38 PM, Pon-Pon wrote:

You look like a Epic Douche bag.

Shut up and try making a good post every now and then you unfunny fag. Your insult doesn't even make sense.

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-27 23:42:51 Reply

At 1/27/08 11:33 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: This movie is number 1 at the box office right now, you have no idea how much that pisses me off. Just goes to show how many Americans are out there with the intellectual capacity of a 2 year old.

Amen brother. Why couldn't they watch truly fantastic movies like No Country For Old Men? Or truly fantastic bad movies, like the new Rambo?

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Response to Meet the Spartans. 2008-01-28 00:10:30 Reply

We greet our women with waves and men with kisses.

Yeah, just one long gay joke. It's not as bad as you might think it is. They try to remake some scenes in the actual 300 movie... obviously in a corny way.

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