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Posted at: 1/27/08 03:51 PM

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...and he turns up dead. How unlucky is he!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tays ide_and_central/7211450.stm

This looks squint.

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Posted at: 1/27/08 03:52 PM

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This is a warning to those who stay inside all the time due to any reason.

If it's been over 10 years, don't go outside since you went past the point of no return.

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Thats why I stay in all day. The outdoors are dangerous!


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Just because you think it's horribly dangerous outside your house doesn't mean it isn't.

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Posted at: 1/27/08 03:55 PM

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Man, I bet he was fat. That is awfully unlucky though.

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Anyone who uses the internet knows that going outside is too much of a risk.

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Posted at: 1/27/08 03:58 PM

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No Remorse. Its a coincidence.


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borly

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Posted at: 1/27/08 03:58 PM

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well. next time wear army to go outside

im the master of hell lol

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Thought this was some TL;DR story. Anyways, how he died? He just stepped out of his basement and died like he was hit by Avada Kedavra?

Tell meee...

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How exactly did he die? Fallen over and bashed his head or something?

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:00 PM

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At 1/27/08 03:52 PM, LightandDark wrote: This is a warning to those who stay inside all the time due to any reason.

If it's been over 10 years, don't go outside since you went past the point of no return.

Like flying into a black hole...


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JNeuray

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At 1/27/08 03:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: How exactly did he die? Fallen over and bashed his head or something?

His eyes couldn't stand the sunlight.

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borly

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:10 PM

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in that case, wear armor and shades.

At 1/27/08 04:03 PM, JNeuray wrote:
At 1/27/08 03:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: How exactly did he die? Fallen over and bashed his head or something?
His eyes couldn't stand the sunlight.

im the master of hell lol

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:13 PM

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At 1/27/08 03:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: How exactly did he die? Fallen over and bashed his head or something?

He ran around in the nude until a farmer(with a gun loaded with buckshot, mind you) brought him down.

The police found the body as the man was driving to have him stuffed

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I thought LOLZILLA was talking about himself in the topic title..


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borly

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:15 PM

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well. so thats y i said u need to wear armors to go outside lol. like the armor that is made of metal. it also better if u have a shield. and a machine gun too. use machine gun when some one take a gun on u.

At 1/27/08 04:13 PM, Xtesh wrote:
At 1/27/08 03:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: How exactly did he die? Fallen over and bashed his head or something?
He ran around in the nude until a farmer(with a gun loaded with buckshot, mind you) brought him down.

The police found the body as the man was driving to have him stuffed

im the master of hell lol

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:16 PM

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That sucks.


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At 1/27/08 04:03 PM, JNeuray wrote:
At 1/27/08 03:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: How exactly did he die? Fallen over and bashed his head or something?
His eyes couldn't stand the sunlight.

Haha thats really funny but i can guess that is for real.

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:19 PM

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I see, the Pearl Burton effect tragic truly tragic

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:21 PM

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That reminds me of Family Guy in a way... the one where the old lady comes outside after Brian convinces her to... then she gets run over by a truck.

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God hates him.

A lot

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WilliWowza

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:22 PM

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His fears were justified.

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:23 PM

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Wow, that's pretty ironic. He spends his entire life fearing the outdoors, and when he finally decides to leave his home he ends up missing. He's probably lost or something.

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"

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At 1/27/08 04:22 PM, WilliWowza wrote: His fears were justified.

Yeah he wound up dead..


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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:25 PM

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That reminds me of Final Destination. The guy in the first one was mentioned in the second, having died after going outside for the first time in 6 months, as he wouldn't, fearing his life.

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emo-penguin

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At 1/27/08 04:21 PM, Mr-Genesis wrote: That reminds me of Family Guy in a way... the one where the old lady comes outside after Brian convinces her to... then she gets run over by a truck.

Again, Pearl Burton effect

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Posted at: 1/27/08 04:36 PM

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maybe he was a basement dweller.
that's why he probably never left his house.

he kinda looks like one.

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