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What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:06:41 Reply

What is it about porn that sends blood to our dick?
I just pondered over that question and wonder "why?"
But if you think, It proves that masturbation was a part of life that god intented to be apart of people lives.
But yes, I still don't know why.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:07:33 Reply

Teh Bewbz


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:08:18 Reply

I think the whole "Masterbation is a sin" Washed over a few 20 years ago.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:08:22 Reply

Oh, great idea! I'm going to jack off now! Thanks for the subtle hint mate!

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:09:08 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:08 PM, DP36 wrote: I think the whole "Masterbation is a sin" Washed over a few 20 years ago.

What part of the bible says that? It's normal, fine, healthy, non-sinical... W/E


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:09:28 Reply

Im not saying that masturbation is a sin at all.
(I masturbate ALOT.)


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:10:06 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:09 PM, UltraPulse wrote:
At 1/26/08 10:08 PM, DP36 wrote: I think the whole "Masterbation is a sin" Washed over a few 20 years ago.
What part of the bible says that? It's normal, fine, healthy, non-sinical... W/E

healthy? lol? how?

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:10:51 Reply

Masturbation is the internet pastime during large file downloads so of course its not a sin.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:11:17 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:10 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote:
At 1/26/08 10:09 PM, UltraPulse wrote:
At 1/26/08 10:08 PM, DP36 wrote: I think the whole "Masterbation is a sin" Washed over a few 20 years ago.
What part of the bible says that? It's normal, fine, healthy, non-sinical... W/E
healthy? lol? how?

it gets rid of the urge to well you know


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:11:45 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:07 PM, Lagatag wrote: Teh Bewbz

lol win


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:13:56 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:09 PM, UltraPulse wrote:
At 1/26/08 10:08 PM, DP36 wrote: I think the whole "Masterbation is a sin" Washed over a few 20 years ago.
What part of the bible says that? It's normal, fine, healthy, non-sinical... W/E

I know i was not supporting it. No part of the bible says you can't jack off.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:14:03 Reply

in order to stabilize the cock inside the vagina, the human body develops an erection. this is triggered by extreme arousal, before technology this was caused only by sex. since technology it is caused by one watching others have sex, thus the blood rushes to the cock because the body thinks it's about to have sex, and the mind knows otherwise.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:52:43 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:06 PM, Eatsalottagrass wrote: What is it about porn that sends blood to our dick?

Naked ladies

I just pondered over that question and wonder "why?"

Because they're beautiful ladies. What more do you want?

But if you think, It proves that masturbation was a part of life that god intented to be apart of people lives.

Masturbation is fun and it feels good

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:55:25 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:14 PM, catman03 wrote: in order to stabilize the cock inside the vagina, the human body develops an erection. this is triggered by extreme arousal, before technology this was caused only by sex. since technology it is caused by one watching others have sex, thus the blood rushes to the cock because the body thinks it's about to have sex, and the mind knows otherwise.

Wow nice job.
I once saw the blood sprint it's ass off too!
But my mind say "O NO U DI'INT!"
JK

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 22:57:52 Reply

You feel the need the fuck something when you see something else getting fucked.

that's dirty. <3

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 23:01:33 Reply

how the hell should i know?


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 23:01:37 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:07 PM, Lagatag wrote: Teh Bewbz

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 23:03:18 Reply

As I mentioned in another "porn" topic, I find porn to be boring now, I just got tired of watching it(weird isn't it?).


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 23:09:18 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:08 PM, DP36 wrote: I think the whole "Masterbation is a sin" Washed over a few 20 years ago.

It's now scientifically proven that masturbation is good for you. Burns a few calories, releases feel-good endorphins to help you relax, and all that.

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-26 23:52:02 Reply

We're instictually aroused by the thought of intercourse. Those that weren't couldn't pass on their genes because they wouldn't be able to get off and impregnate someone.

Simple.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 00:09:59 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:14 PM, catman03 wrote: in order to stabilize the cock inside the vagina, the human body develops an erection. this is triggered by extreme arousal, before technology this was caused only by sex. since technology it is caused by one watching others have sex, thus the blood rushes to the cock because the body thinks it's about to have sex, and the mind knows otherwise.

Actually, porn existed before modern technology. People were stuck with drawings. In ancient Japan, they spanked it to crappy woodblock paintings.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 00:12:40 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:07 PM, Lagatag wrote: Teh Bewbz

Thats what it is for me..


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 00:12:41 Reply

At 1/26/08 10:09 PM, Eatsalottagrass wrote: Im not saying that masturbation is a sin at all.
(I masturbate ALOT.)

lamo people like to express alot of things on ng don't they?


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 00:13:56 Reply

I dont know, why ARE you aroused by naked chicks, everyone knows your gay as hell


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 00:14:20 Reply

Well........ natural human instinct makes it so when we think about sex we get it up. If you look at porn, ( even if you don't really want it to happen) you will subconsciously think about it a lot.

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 00:17:26 Reply

The bewbs stimulate the pituitary gland to release certain hormones in your brain to release certain hormones, signaling the flow of blood to the vessels in your cawk.


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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 00:22:38 Reply

i think im going to quit watching porn (and the activity that usually goes with it)
idunno, i think its like a drug, and im getting used to it.. like its more of a neccessity then a fun thing..
just like when i found my self eating to much fast-food i stopped and when i thought i was getting week i joined a gym
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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 02:23:17 Reply

If you want to get technical on the "sin" of porn and masterbation the bible specifically says:

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.~Matthew 5:28"

Porn leads to your mind wishing that whoever your looking at could indulge in sexual activity with you... then when you get a girlfriend, you typically expect her to live up to that expectation, of looking that beautiful and sexy, and also being able to handle/do all the things you've seen in porn.

That ultimately ruins your love life, and forever alters your view on women as a gender.

So the answer to your question "why do you like porn?" is this:

Males are typically much more solid thinkers, we like step by step instructions, and pictures in our books... as well as pictures in other things. You look at porn to intensify your sexual fantasies and pleasures.... plain and simple... in layman's terms: "teh bewbs".

And for the record, men aren't only guilty of this... Women are typically abstract thinkers and like books. In layman's terms here:

Porn for men= Romance Novels for women.

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 02:29:57 Reply

By looking at erotic images, your brain releases the chemicals necessary for erections.

At 1/26/08 10:10 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote:
At 1/26/08 10:09 PM, UltraPulse wrote:
At 1/26/08 10:08 PM, DP36 wrote: I think the whole "Masterbation is a sin" Washed over a few 20 years ago.
What part of the bible says that? It's normal, fine, healthy, non-sinical... W/E
healthy? lol? how?

IIRC, it cleans out the urethra, thus helping prevent gunky buildup that can resolve in infection and blockage.


...also, TL;DR.

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Response to What is it with porn? 2008-01-27 02:31:01 Reply

Viewing the act of human mating, makes you want to do the same. or some kind of stuff like that.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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