MS Paint Challenge

[PlatinumWarrior]

RULES:
You want the cake.
You are human.
You cannot have any objects with you, you are naked. (No portals, etc)
Corridor is too narrow to run around the ninja.
There is only one access route to the cake.
You are weaker than the ninja.
The ninja will protect the cake to the death. He cannot be persuaded otherwise.
The ninja is somewhat faster and stronger than you.

Godspeed.

[PinballWizard976]

Nah, I'll pass.

[Truth]

Explain again why a ninja is defending the cake?

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 1/26/08 07:45 PM, Truth wrote: Explain again why a ninja is defending the cake?

Because I was bored.

[Be-Easy]

not sure if you were here for ms paint brawl

[KillroyOmega]

I use my ub3r hax to steal the cake.

[ChortMan37]

Id shwoop his whoop. Yes i would.

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 1/26/08 07:47 PM, ChortMan37 wrote: Id shwoop his whoop. Yes i would.

Excellent. A winrar is you.

[joeyjoe1]

How about if a rock falls on the ninja? I'm much to lazy to draw :p

[CptInternet]

Eecome an hero, Do a barrel roll, and Snnop Da Woop...the cake is yours...

[Shikamarana]

COCK JOKE

[CptInternet]

Wait a minute...the cake is a lie...so that means there is no way to get it! D:

[KillroyOmega]

Like I said, I use my h4xing skillz.

[TheCatsLeotards]

Ninjas are worn out and lame, autoimmune disorders are better.

[Kitala]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[CptInternet]

Just reinforcing my point

[TJoyal]

My guy is alergic to cake

[Dalario]

Ninja are pussies. I'm hulk.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Sexual favours.

[NeonFlame126]

Using the Force FTW.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 2/2/08 10:14 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Dear God, not another MS Paint Brawl...

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IT'S A FACEPALM HO HO HO HO HO HO LOVE ME PLEASE I'M LONELY AND I WANT ATTENTION D:

Jesus christ, I hate people like you sometimes.

[Sexylegs]

At 2/2/08 10:32 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 2/2/08 10:22 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Jesus christ, I hate people like you sometimes.

That's what happens when the programmers don't put in a Facepalm smiley like I asked them nicely to.

Ladies, ladies, calm down. There's enough Searp3nt to go around... uuh, I mean, LastSpartans facepalm was good.

Saved my ass that time.

[Ragnarokia]

Every MS Paint Brawl gets locked.
Learn from them.

[Tribal]

I jump up and grab my cake, don't care wether I die or not, that cake is mine!

And my life is worth it.

[FemmeDetail]

Wanting something is usually not a valid reason for risking your life to obtain it, only needs. Therefore I walk away to pursue greater goals.

[bloodhawk5]

i give up

[Doberman]

Why, oh why, do we have to have these things?

[CefyJr]

Falcon punch to the balls?

[GreenTriangleStudios]

did you guys not pay attention to the orange fuck box?!

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[JagAlskirDiG]

I'm proud of my IQ atm..