My friend thinks I want to kill him

[Postcount]

You may know this.

I decided to copy the whole thing and send it to my friend per email, because I was bored.
Unfortunately, he took everything serious.

He thinks that I wrote everything, and that I totally mean it.
I told him that I could never write stuff as sick as this, and that I in fact like him as a person.
Then he told me he could prove that it was me, and only me, who wrote it.
He said that I never make any spelling mistakes and that I always use good grammar.

...What should I do, NG?

[Champigne]

Kill him..

[JewelCrafter]

Ah, I have the same friend. I call him Mr.Drama queen.

He just wants attention.

[Jaredcatz]

I would say "rape him", but as we all know, that is bannable these days.

Kill the bastard before he has a chance to kill you.

[IammeoramI]

Try to talk things over in a civillized manner.

if that dont work kill him

[Strength]

You should probably carry out the threat. It's the only way.

[andhination]

Start making spelling mistakes every now and again?

[Postcount]

I don't know if you got this, but he thinks that I am the only person in the world that knows how to spell.

[JagAlskirDiG]

Taht is jast sily! I can do speling to!

[Tsuchinoko]

You anally rape him while screaming some gay meme.

[Mista-Manuva-San]

At 1/25/08 03:33 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: You anally rape him while screaming some gay meme.

While grabbing his cock and making him do a barrel roll, all the while firing your lazar!

Sorry

[Trauma-Addict]

Well if he took it to heart so bad, then he's probably not your real friend.

He was prolly gonna humiliate you, and he thinks you found out, and now you want to kill him, and he's scared. So here's what you do, you and your other friends act as if you kidnap him, tie him up, and draw penises on his face, then interrogate him as to why he took it to heart. Then afterwards, release him into the public...

[AniMetal]

Send him another email confessing how strong your love for him is.

[PinballWizard976]

Just explain what happened. Say you did it just to see his reaction or something like that.

[Jaredcatz]

At 1/25/08 03:35 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:

While grabbing his cock and making him do a barrel roll, all the while firing your lazar!

YOU BASTARD! I so wanted to say that!

[Sistine1408]

Send it to 20 other people from an anonymous email and then say that its actually a fad you picked up on, when he tells u 2 prove it, go and ask one of the people you sent it to. Theyll say yes and you're good.

[Benjovi]

There is a lot of stuff to read in that link....

[brassmonker1234]

show him the thread? lawl