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God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:00:48 Reply

God and Jesus are real. If not, then who the hell rode raptors? Well? HAH! Beat that logic!

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:02:15 Reply

How do you know God and Jesus rode Raptors?
How do you know anyone, or anything, rode Raptors?
How do you know Raptors were capable of being ridden?
How do you know Raptors, much less God/Jesus, even existed?


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:02:18 Reply

The cavemen warriors rode the raptors into battles against the Dooginahwah tribes in the mountains.

Read the Bible sometime...jeez.

Do what now...?

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:04:49 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:02 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: How do you know God and Jesus rode Raptors?

Someone had to ride them.

How do you know anyone, or anything, rode Raptors?

Cause they're so exploitable

How do you know Raptors were capable of being ridden?

You can sit on them, can't you?

How do you know Raptors, much less God/Jesus, even existed?

I know Raptors were real, people found bones of 'em. And since they were existing, someone had to ride them.

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:05:07 Reply

God created the Raptors. To play basketball, that is.

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:05:20 Reply

I rode a raptor once.


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:05:53 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:05 PM, milinko959 wrote: I rode a raptor once.

Same, tickets are cheap these days.


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:05:58 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:05 PM, milinko959 wrote: I rode a raptor once.

How?

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:06:36 Reply

They didn't ride raptors dummy. They WERE raptors. Or you didn't hear of Raptorjesus?

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:07:03 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:05 PM, TOEZ wrote: God created the Raptors. To play basketball, that is.

ah, so that's the sport they are trying to play. It's hard to tell when watching.


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:07:16 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:06 PM, Xaxrox wrote: They didn't ride raptors dummy. They WERE raptors. Or you didn't hear of Raptorjesus?

Ohhh that's right! D'oh! Sorry!

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:07:56 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:05 PM, StolenBoi wrote:
At 1/25/08 01:05 PM, milinko959 wrote: I rode a raptor once.
Same, tickets are cheap these days.

lol

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:08:50 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:07 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 1/25/08 01:05 PM, TOEZ wrote: God created the Raptors. To play basketball, that is.
ah, so that's the sport they are trying to play. It's hard to tell when watching.

I'm guessing they made the sport all along; we just adapted to it.


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:09:13 Reply

How many Raptors could a raptor rider ride if a Raptor rider could ride raptors?


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:09:50 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:09 PM, Haggard wrote: How many Raptors could a raptor rider ride if a Raptor rider could ride raptors?

They'd all eat each other. Then play basketball.


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:10:28 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:09 PM, Haggard wrote: How many Raptors could a raptor rider ride if a Raptor rider could ride raptors?

1337. Exactly.

Make one more post.
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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:14:19 Reply

Sometimes everything is wrong....

Hold on.....

If you feel like letting go....

Hold on.....

If you think you've had too much of this life.... ....well hang on.

Cos' everybody hurts....


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:14:26 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:00 PM, JewelCrafter wrote: God and Jesus are real. If not, then who the hell rode raptors? Well? HAH! Beat that logic!

there not real, if god was real he would kill all of us rom killing his son

try and beet that :P

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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:18:31 Reply

Not only did Jesus ride a raptor, but he installed auto-turrets and plasma launchers.

Hence, extinction of everything else, and then the raptors died from lack of food.


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:26:10 Reply

lol, give me some REAL proof, not a theory


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:43:06 Reply

yeah, please dont say you have logic anymore.


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:56:28 Reply

Well, maybe they rode raptors. But God died a couple of years ago. Didn't you read that book? Jesus, on the other hand, existed. In the past. Not anymore. Cuz his follower Petrus existed and died in the year 64. So...


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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 13:59:53 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:18 PM, deathofself wrote: Not only did Jesus ride a raptor, but he installed auto-turrets and plasma launchers.

Hence, extinction of everything else, and then the raptors died from lack of food.

Don't forget the Spartan lasers!

And the Raptor Strap ons
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Response to God is real! Real proof included! 2008-01-25 14:04:43 Reply

At 1/25/08 01:59 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote: Don't forget the Spartan lasers!

And the Raptor Strap ons

You know, it was said that Nazis also rode raptors. Think about it.


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