My Epic Invention

[Cyberdevil]

I call it - the double match. It's like a match, but with twice the power, and it can burn from both sides. It can, for example, easily be used to light two candles that are exactly five centimeters apart at the SAME TIME. Now how amazing is that? It's completely ecoligical too, apart from the plastic.

So order an exclusive copy today! Only $5 a piece!

[Insert-Pie]

Put me down for a whole box.

[Shaun]

Burnt fingers and toxic gases from burning plastic, that is indeed an epic idea.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/23/08 10:25 AM, Insert-Pie wrote: Put me down for a whole box.

Only one? I'll give you an offer you can't resist - ten packages for just $60 - and you get one free!

[LaLupin]

If a big company came up with this people would actualy buy it.

[WilliWowza]

WE SHALL BURN THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS, NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY COME OF IT

[valium9]

At 1/23/08 11:23 AM, LaLupin wrote: If a big company came up with this people would actualy buy it.

sad but true

[Bullion]

shame you can already get matches that can light twice from the same side

[Doberman]

I thought you invented the shoe.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/23/08 11:24 AM, WilliWowza wrote: WE SHALL BURN THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS, NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY COME OF IT

If you leave a candle in warm enough sunlight it'll get softer so you can bend it so that the ends are beside each other just five centimenters apart and then you can use the doubelmatch to light both ends at the same time.

*insanely big simley described through words instead of symbols*

[Luke]

At 1/23/08 10:32 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/23/08 10:25 AM, Insert-Pie wrote: Put me down for a whole box.

Only one? I'll give you an offer you can't resist - ten packages for just $60 - and you get one free!

Lmfao, shit man.

I'll take 20 packages.

[NorthDakota]

Hmm... Looks like you found the meaning of life. Look out for the FBI, they might wanna steal it.

[Hellian00]

At 1/23/08 10:32 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/23/08 10:25 AM, Insert-Pie wrote: Put me down for a whole box.

Only one? I'll give you an offer you can't resist - ten packages for just $60 - and you get one free!

Put me down for a whole damn freight.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/23/08 04:07 PM, EpicFail wrote:

I'll take 20 packages.

Sure thing! Just sign this contract and deposit the money in advance and you should get the items delivered in just a few days!

*runs away with money*

[Theslav]

At 1/23/08 10:32 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/23/08 10:25 AM, Insert-Pie wrote: Put me down for a whole box.

Only one? I'll give you an offer you can't resist - ten packages for just $60 - and you get one free!

Is there a price break at 1000 boxes?

[AwesomeX]

Woah woah woah guys, what about combining two of them and having a FOUR SIDED MATCH

[flashplayer5]

Great, but how do you turn it round once one side is lit?

lol, health and safety hazard.

[Ragnarokia]

I don't think he has registered this invention yet...
Quick to the patent office.
*patent office zoom in batman style*

[Xinxinix]

I think I've seen it somewhere before... Lets put it together: Tape and two matches (At least I think its tape) oh yeah! My burnt hand tells me that I bought it at Walmart. Although my burning flesh may still be chipping, it was a good invention.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/23/08 04:13 PM, AwesomeX wrote: Woah woah woah guys, what about combining two of them and having a FOUR SIDED MATCH

Amazing! O_O Then you can light four candles at the same time! And it can be taken even further . . .

At 1/23/08 04:12 PM, Theslav wrote: Is there a price break at 1000 boxes?

Sure, I'll get you a thousand boxes for only $7000! And throw in two for free. How about it?

[Kidiri]

And the best thing is, you can burn your fingers twice as fast in comparison with dull matches!

[chris53456]

At 1/23/08 10:23 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

light two candles that are exactly five centimeters apart

what a coincidence! my candles are exactly 5cm apart! 5 boxes!

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/23/08 04:31 PM, chris53456 wrote: what a coincidence! my candles are exactly 5cm apart! 5 boxes!

Woo! Another happy customer! :)

[bobmoo]

I first must see it in action

[mafiaclock321]

You stole my idea, commie!

[Cericon]

At 1/23/08 04:36 PM, bobmoo wrote: I first must see it in action

No you can't, you're easily flamable.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/23/08 04:37 PM, mafiaclock321 wrote: You stole my idea, commie!

*laughs evily*

[RockinPunk]

Old, I made this a few years ago. Patents pending.

[emochild]

This is going to change the world

[TheSilverGuitar]

i would like to order twelve lifetime supplys please.

BURNIN STUFF TIME!!!!