Tom and Wade, The Conspiracy

[UltimateCyprien]

They're never around at the same time, they're never on a picture together, they never quote eachother in topics... I have been doing a lot of NG related research lately on these 'two' people and I have come to the conclusion there is more going on here than meets the eye. I don't have any irrefutable evidence yet but obviously this isn't absolutely necessary because you have to be blind not to see that this is all just an inadequately feigned and orchestrated closet drama wherein BBS moderators and toadies are controlled by NG accounts from Asia from people who get paid a dollar a month for keeping the forum active and lure Europeans and Americans in joining them in their spam manifested topics (why else do you think the grammar of numerous BBS users is so bad, it isn't even their primary language that's why).

Tom, Wade, you weren't honestly thinking that you had me fooled all along? Did you? DID YOU? And you moderators, you're all a part of this conspiracy. You should be ashamed of yourself.

The only logical explanation is that Tom and Wade are just elements of something bigger, a mastermind who runs this entire show. The question is, who is that person?

[Yiffy]

In before conspiracy topic is mysteriously deleted for unknown reasons by an unknown person.

[Mechabloby]

Wade Fulp is also a pirate.

[packerman]

YOU SIR! need to get a life..

[homor]

the man who really runs newgrounds.....

has been dead for years!

[DrClay]

Jumping the gun a little thar?

[Cyberdevil]

Haha, some people have actualy met them. Just go visit them and you're theory will crumble.

[Mechabloby]

At 1/23/08 06:58 AM, packerman wrote: YOU SIR! need to get a life..

Oh, man. It's very tempting to post here 'YOU SIR! TWO SIR!'.

[Stagnant]

Tesco's sells nice bread and it's farely cheap too so if you get the value stuff, good buy imo so you should get it :)

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/23/08 06:58 AM, homor wrote: the man who really runs newgrounds.....

has been dead for years!

CONSPIRACY!

[Masculine]

At 1/23/08 06:55 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: They're never around at the same time, they're never on a picture together

Oops.

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/23/08 07:09 AM, Masculine wrote:

At 1/23/08 06:55 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: They're never around at the same time, they're never on a picture together

Oops.

Photoshop, there is no other explanation for this...

[Hysterics]

At 1/23/08 06:58 AM, homor wrote: the man who really runs newgrounds.....

has been dead for years!

about a hundred years ago

"what the hell!"

[Masculine]

At 1/23/08 07:11 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: Photoshop, there is no other explanation for this...

Maybe your whole life is just a Photoshop.

There's your conspiracy.

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/23/08 07:13 AM, Masculine wrote:

At 1/23/08 07:11 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: Photoshop, there is no other explanation for this...

Maybe your whole life is just a Photoshop.

There's your conspiracy.

"Since I never use this for anything I think I'll just start occasionally posting images I've photoshopped for one reason or another." - Masculine

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/23/08 07:06 AM, Stagnant wrote: Tesco's sells nice bread and it's farely cheap too so if you get the value stuff, good buy imo so you should get it :)

What does this have to do with my conspiracy theory?

[RyanTime2]

At 1/23/08 06:55 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: They

Aww... I didn't have time to finish reading. Poor kid, don';t worry, some day people will ignore you more.

[Ansel]

They're the same person. 'Could've told you.

[EyeLovePoozy]

I swear to god cyprien. You have to be one of the stupidest, unoriginal person I've ever come across any BBS.

Your retarted thread ideas get locked down faster than the pools at the YMCA on MLK day and you keep bumping your retarted threads like a lonely faggot.

Wade and the whale my ass you retarded spamming faggot.

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 1/23/08 09:22 AM, Ejit wrote:

At 1/23/08 07:55 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote:

At 1/23/08 07:06 AM, Stagnant wrote: Tesco's sells nice bread and it's farely cheap too so if you get the value stuff, good buy imo so you should get it :)

What does this have to do with my conspiracy theory?

Most shameless bump ever.

I fuckin swear Ejit. No shame whatsoever.

[Crazy-Inovation]

Okay, then. The Evil Genius behind this all is:

BEDN! ^^

[Acerbic]

At 1/23/08 06:55 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: The question is, who is that person?

Dave Chappelle :D

[Xaxrox]

Please say that Stamper isn't part of this...! PLEASE!

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/23/08 09:17 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I swear to god cyprien. You have to be one of the stupidest, unoriginal person I've ever come across any BBS.

I will take that as a compliment :D

Your retarted thread ideas get locked down faster than the pools at the YMCA on MLK day and you keep bumping your retarted threads like a lonely faggot.

Point being?

Wade and the whale my ass you retarded spamming faggot.

lmao, you told me you liked them. Well, I removed those because the plot was getting a bit predictable. I'd like to see you do better at flash, jerk.

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 1/23/08 10:04 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote:

At 1/23/08 09:17 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

Wade and the whale my ass you retarded spamming faggot.

lmao, you told me you liked them. Well, I removed those because the plot was getting a bit predictable. I'd like to see you do better at flash, jerk.

Get bent cupcake. I will never submit crap. I will practice, lurk and learn till I get it right.

[xXCostelloXx]

Wade and Tom just use the same PC to do all of the NG stuff, its hard to be two people with one PC

Zonik!

[NlG]

"IF you buy cheap products the packaging tends to be stronger most of the time" Tom fulp

theres your proof

[EyeLovePoozy]

Quit bumping your stupid faggot threads with your stupid faggot alts you stupid faggot.

[Cyberdevil]

At 1/23/08 10:31 AM, xXCostelloXx wrote: Wade and Tom just use the same PC to do all of the NG stuff, its hard to be two people with one PC

They only have one PC? For a gigantic website like this? I doubt that . . .