No, shut the FUCK up. You do NOT like metal. Metal is bands like Judas Preist, Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden. They may not be the most talented bands on earth, but they embody the essence of what it means to be "Metal".
Judas Priest were so un-obnoxiously loud that earplugs were given put at the front doors.
Black Sabbath's Guitarist chopped off two of his fingertips in a mother fucking welding accident and still managed to be one of the greatest guitarists in the world.
And Iron maiden wrote songs with dual perspectives and the devil.
You, and all other people who consider themselves fans of the genre and listen to that regurgitated, overly done shit make my insides turn. You klisten to shit, not music. Grow a sack and watch some videos of Ozzy licking up Nikki Sitxx's piss and then tell me what's "metal" and what's not.