So I walk into Quizno's today, Right?
I'm standing there looking to see which type of sandwich I want to order, when I notice something peculiar..
The woman behind the counter seems to be making a lot of noise while making the guy ahead of me a sandwich. It was a slapping sound and and then a thump.
Well, being the curious person I am, I lean forward to get a better look of the lady;
She picking up the meat with one hand, slapping it onto her bare nub, and then moving her arm in a circular motion to place it on the bread.
She was a one-armed sandwich artist.
I asked her, "Are you going to put a glove on that thing?!"
She wasn't very amused with my comment so she asked me to leave...
Anything like this happen to anyone else?
I don't usually unintentionally insult amputees, so no.
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At 1/22/08 03:21 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: I don't usually unintentionally insult amputees, so no.
psh... then your the real freak.
god put those kinda people here because he has a sense of humor
that is disgusting. isn't her stub dirty? i bet she doesn't clean it because she is fat.
That brings to mind a question...If a person is born with no arm from the shoulder down will they still get a random tuft of hair?
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At 1/22/08 03:21 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: I don't usually unintentionally insult amputees, so no.
Me neither.
At 1/22/08 03:28 AM, Cyprus wrote:At 1/22/08 03:21 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: I don't usually unintentionally insult amputees, so no.psh... then your the real freak.
god put those kinda people here because he has a sense of humor
our god is an awesome god he reins from heaven above with wisdom power and love our god is an awesome god
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At 1/22/08 03:36 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:
our god is an awesome god he reins from heaven above with wisdom power and love our god is an awesome god
...i totally retract my statement.. amen brother
Was in a somewhat southern restaurant once, a steakhouse during mid day. I was hungry.
Our waiter had a stub for an arm. I lost my appetite.
Never had a one-armed sandwich artist. And to be perfectly honest, if she wasn't wearing a glove on her stub, I'd have demanded the manager. And complained to the health department. You don't know where that stub has been, after all...I'm pretty sure amputee porn exists, and people just have to make ends meet.
In short: There may have been AIDS on that nub. Best not to eat there.
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At 1/22/08 03:39 AM, Cyprus wrote:At 1/22/08 03:36 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:our god is an awesome god he reins from heaven above with wisdom power and love our god is an awesome god...i totally retract my statement.. amen brother
thank you
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At 1/22/08 04:31 AM, aeternitas wrote: Never had a one-armed sandwich artist. And to be perfectly honest, if she wasn't wearing a glove on her stub, I'd have demanded the manager. And complained to the health department. You don't know where that stub has been, after all...I'm pretty sure amputee porn exists, and people just have to make ends meet.
In short: There may have been AIDS on that nub. Best not to eat there.
You're right.
She looked like she could've been an amputee porn star.
I totally would've gotten aids.
No not everyone's such a big fucking faggot.
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At 1/22/08 04:47 AM, natur3 wrote:At 1/22/08 04:31 AM, aeternitas wrote:
In short: There may have been AIDS on that nub. Best not to eat there.You're right.
She looked like she could've been an amputee porn star.
I totally would've gotten aids.
A little note: Most American pornstars are clean, for if they get a bug, they aren't allowed to... perform any longer at most places.
There was an amputee a local carnival last year, although I went on a weekday so there was noone there, and he gave me like four free rides on this one ride. His entire left arm was gone, so he didn't have a stub.
It was tits.
Another time there was an amputee working at a local buffet. We decided to leave and just get McDonalds breakfast because the gimp had stitches, and didn't have any gloves on, or even a plastic bag.
bring her a Captain Hook hand-hook next time.
At 1/22/08 05:32 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: There was an amputee a local carnival last year, although I went on a weekday so there was noone there, and he gave me like four free rides on this one ride. His entire left arm was gone, so he didn't have a stub.
It was tits.
Did...did he have underarm hair?
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At 1/22/08 06:00 AM, BornConsumeDie wrote: Did...did he have underarm hair?
I conceptualize
At 1/22/08 06:00 AM, BornConsumeDie wrote:At 1/22/08 05:32 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: There was an amputee a local carnival last year, although I went on a weekday so there was noone there, and he gave me like four free rides on this one ride. His entire left arm was gone, so he didn't have a stub.Did...did he have underarm hair?
It was tits.
Kind of, he didn't have sleeves or anything, and from what I saw he only had like half the hair he should've.
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At 1/22/08 06:07 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:At 1/22/08 06:00 AM, BornConsumeDie wrote:
Did...did he have underarm hair?Kind of, he didn't have sleeves or anything, and from what I saw he only had like half the hair he should've.
Rad. As. Hell.
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No, but yesterday I held the door open for a woman with crutches who was going into the same shop as me.
At 1/22/08 06:49 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: No, but yesterday I held the door open for a woman with crutches who was going into the same shop as me.
Did you stare?
also: its because we aren;t wise asses
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