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okay i was at this party with my buds and we were smoking some good shit and i was really high.
so yeah we were chillin just being high laughing and whatnot then some big fucking dude came in the house.
The guy supposedly lost a bag of weed and tells everyone to get naked so he can search their clothes.
I thought he had a gun at the time so i just ran away.
But then i met up with a friend from a different party and i told him the guy had a gun and was holding people hostage.
so we hid in a bush because we were scared by the house that the guy was at.
But there was three kids at that party that were tripping off shrooms and everyone started accusing them.
well the guy gets pissed and he makes them go outside and the three kids are freaking out.
they didnt take the weed so they were freaking out denying it.
and the big guys says if you dont give me my weed im going to kick your ass right now.
so one of the kids that's on shrooms goes ill kick my own ass and he literally beats the shit out of himself.
now the kid i was with was really drunk so i told him to go punch that kid that was hitting himself in the face.
so he agrees and then he charges at him and nails the shrooms kid right in the face.
so the shrooms kid starts crying and shit and everyones laughing at him and his two friends just leave him there crying.
and people laughed at him for at least a straight out.. yes it was very very fucking crazy

At 1/21/08 09:57 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I got really stoned and watched Pan's Labyrinth. Fucked up movie. And when people speak spanish when you're high, it's funny as hell. I was balling all through the movie. Especially where the freaky dude chases the girl!

That part was scary right until it puts its handson its face

it didn't need to do that to see, HOW DUMB haha.

This one time I smoked so much that I could feel myself sinking into the floor, if I thought about it hard enough. I had the feeling that I was like a doormat or something.

Awesome stuff....I guess.

Yeah, another time, Me & my friend got fucking stoned and climbed into some drainage pipes and crawled around for like an hour. It was fucking scary. We almost got lost.And then, we opened a manhole and climbed out on the sidewalk. We fucking freaked out a group of three wasted guys. It was amazing. Then, we found the best patch of grass I've ever seen. We spent almost an hour just laying on it. It was awesome.

That same time about the Pan's Labyrinth, we were tripping out to cool music too. I was playing a bongo drum and suddenly the music changed, and it scared the shit out of me!

one time my EXgirlfriend drugged me and raped me once. it was awesome but i dumped her.

I had no idea how many of you people were stoners. This truly is family.

Has anyone ever tried playing Halo or Guiatr Hero high?

At 1/21/08 08:09 PM, TurdBobSkidPants wrote: On the weekends

I stopped reading, I couldn't take the stereotyping.. *pants*

The past 2.5 years.. its one big funny story..

Psilocybin is where it's at.

Nothing really crazy, just good experiences. It seems kind of gay now, but me and some friends drove to field outside of town and started doing mushrooms. We sat in that field all night talking, and exchanging philosophies that seem weird now.

Then there was the time we got chased by a bear in the woods. Luckily, we weren't that far in the woods.

At 1/22/08 08:11 AM, Kalibur wrote: Psilocybin is where it's at.

Nothing really crazy, just good experiences. It seems kind of gay now, but me and some friends drove to field outside of town and started doing mushrooms. We sat in that field all night talking, and exchanging philosophies that seem weird now.

Then there was the time we got chased by a bear in the woods. Luckily, we weren't that far in the woods.

A bear??

Are you out of your fucking mind, i'd never, ever trip my ass off near bears..

Floor dissapeared, couldnt get off the couch, the leprechauns on my shoulder wouldn't leave me alone, everyone was floating around...

in space.

There was no floor.

Theres my best story, I dont really remember the rest. Ask me when im stoned.

At 1/21/08 09:57 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I got really stoned and watched Pan's Labyrinth. Fucked up movie. And when people speak spanish when you're high, it's funny as hell. I was balling all through the movie. Especially where the freaky dude chases the girl!

Holy shit.. That is funny.

At 1/21/08 09:57 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I got really stoned and watched Pan's Labyrinth. Fucked up movie. And when people speak spanish when you're high, it's funny as hell. I was balling all through the movie. Especially where the freaky dude chases the girl!

Actually, watching a movie when on weed is pretty swell.
It's something I don't do that much, but I should do it more often.

This one time, me and my mates got baked and suddenly decided to go to the movies, it was like 11 pm or so. Late night show, and well, we picked a comedy, looked nice, and turns out it was a stoner flick. I was so happy, and didn't follow until in the middle of the movie when I soberd up. But it was nice seeing a dude getting high on a bong while high yourself.

Oh yeah, and snacks, I love the munchies.

But just, high, not completly stoned, then I fall asleep.

At 1/22/08 10:18 AM, VitalNovix wrote: Floor dissapeared, couldnt get off the couch, the leprechauns on my shoulder wouldn't leave me alone, everyone was floating around...

in space.

There was no floor.

Theres my best story, I dont really remember the rest. Ask me when im stoned.

What the hell where you using..

will someone say "my friends and i"

At 1/22/08 10:52 AM, 1337 wrote:

At 1/22/08 10:18 AM, VitalNovix wrote: Floor dissapeared, couldnt get off the couch, the leprechauns on my shoulder wouldn't leave me alone, everyone was floating around...

in space.

There was no floor.

Theres my best story, I dont really remember the rest. Ask me when im stoned.

What the hell where you using..

Reefer.

It was my first time when that all happened...
Reaallly fun night, new years. We smoked alot....

At 1/22/08 11:08 AM, VitalNovix wrote: It was my first time when that all happened...
Reaallly fun night, new years. We smoked alot....

Wow leprechauns from weed, that must've been some special stuff..

I've been smoking for like at least 3 or 4 years so I'm sure I'm forgetting something REALLY funny happening but one funny thing was when me and my best pal we're smoking a really big joint at the dead end of his road by his house. It was so dry and hot outside that when we tried walking back to his house I started loosing my hearing and than I couldn't see and than I fell on the ground and felt better. It was so retarded.

Honestly there are so many messed up things that happened when I'm high but the one awesome time was when I was driving with the same friend, looking for a spot to smoke, I had a good feeling about this one park for some odd reason, there was an opening in the forest. My friend thought it was a stupid idea but we went anyway, after we got baked we started noticing some fertilizer in the bushes, and where we live its pretty normal to go weed plant hunting. We ended up going deeper in the forest and found like 10 half grown plants.

We came back later that night, took 4 of them, transplanted it by the forest by my friends house and grew our already half grown plants. We we're planning on coming back for the rest but they we're all cut already.

At 1/22/08 11:35 AM, Matt1010 wrote: It was so retarded.

orthostatic hypotension, thats happened to me a few times, had to feel my way to the couch and sat on a dog

Last weekend I was stoned and drunk at my mates party and ended up snorting chilli powder through my nose. The left side of my face was on fire for the rest of the night but it was hilarious. But that was more of a drunken moment.

Best stoned moment was when I came home stoned and was sat on the toilet then started going into a big philosphical debate in my head about what it meant to be hot and cold. Or me and my friend pissing ourselves laughing for ages at the thorght of someone being called "pip".

I just found out that I suck ass at Halo 3 when I'm stoned. Guitar Hero 3 I can manage, but Halo is harder for some reason.
I always end up laughing to hard to focus.

Killing Marines has never been so funny. :D

i was hella stupid doin this, but my story is this: i am on home school, and all my stoner friends go to my towns high school. so at lunch, we meet up in this hidden spot behind the bowling alley and get toatally blazed. one day we were all chillin, and we hear this noise, and we all look over because we were all totall y trippin. it turns out, it was this hobo chinese lady with a staff standing there and staring at us. she said in a totally chinese accent(i didnt understand what she said, but my friends did) that if we shared some with her, she wouldnt tell the cops. i let her take a few hits, and i washed my pipe that night. it was a wierd day.

isent EVERY high story funney because if you just siting on the couch in your basement you dont realise the power of weed, go somewhere and spice it up a bit

oh another time i went into a public bathroom that like nobody uses with a couple of friends and we smoked a beezy of dank ass nugg and then we had to walk across town because i forgot how to dial numbers.. but on the way there i was looking at the clouds and they were actually changing to what i wanted them to change to then the grass felt really cool.. but then all of a sudden all i could hear was a very loud ringing noise.. then eventually i felt like i was teleporting i completely forgot certain parts of that day.. and then when i got to my friends house we had some chicks over and i couldnt stop ranting about how a fire-mop is a oxymoron and when i say fire-mop i was talking literall fire-mop.

you know how when you walk uphill you bend your knees more?

well me and my friend were high as fuck and we had just finished walking up this hill when he says to me, "dude, i feel really small right now."
I looked over at him and he did... He looked really small. Then i looked down and noticed that he was still walking with his knees bent. Hahahahaha.... we laughed for about half an hour.

another time me and my friends were having a sesh-bonfire out on the beach on St. Patricks day (there was the alcohols as well, but i had to drive so i could only smoke), and apparently bonfires are illegal, cause a cop came walking up to us about it and noticed all of our booze just hanging around... i think we had a bubbler out too.

Anyway, he gave us this huge lecture, asking us what the punishment for underage drinking and marijuana possession was... and then told us that if we did 21 push-ups he wouldn't arrest us. He then made us pour out the booze (he ignored the bubbler i guess... i was high, i didnt notice) and go home.

So about an hour later we were chillin in a park smoking some more when we see a car driving up to us. All of a sudden it turned on a spotlight and we were like, "oh shit, it's the cops!" and we bolted as fast as we could. we got separated and i had to go home, so there i was, walking through an empty city in the middle of the night listening to sirens and imagining my friends getting arrested.

(none of them did get arrested, i guess there was just a lot of police out cause it was St Patty's)

At 1/22/08 10:18 AM, VitalNovix wrote: Floor dissapeared, couldnt get off the couch, the leprechauns on my shoulder wouldn't leave me alone, everyone was floating around...

in space.

There was no floor.

Theres my best story, I dont really remember the rest. Ask me when im stoned.

Wow, you're a fucking moron. I popped an eighth of shrooms twice and saw nowhere near the same visual hallucinations you did on weed. Seriously... stop trying to be cool, or funny; you're the type of person that gives stoners a bad name.

As for me, I think every time my friends have rap battles I burst out laughing when I'm high. Usually it's when I'm drunk too though... so not sure if that counts.

what a kid

Funnily enough, weed is a bronchodilator, and helps with bronchitis.

At 1/22/08 10:29 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Funnily enough, weed is a bronchodilator, and helps with bronchitis.

Are you fucking serious? That is so awesome!

I was so high once that i thought the walls were going to eat me and the all ceiling fans were calling me a douchebag. Them bastards...