Perfect Leader?

[OpIvy420]

Who do you think would be best suited for the job of president of the United States? It doesn't have to be a politician, it could be anyone who's views match yours and that you think would be able to handle this country well.

[Lyddiechu]

i think it doesn't really matter who the president is as long as he has an excellent cabinet to tell him what to do.

[bumcheekcity]

Michael Moore.

[RoyBatty]

At 8/30/03 03:09 PM, OpIvy420 wrote: Who do you think would be best suited for the job of president of the United States? It doesn't have to be a politician, it could be anyone who's views match yours and that you think would be able to handle this country well.

Me :P Just kidding, I'm shooting for Speaker of the House, that's where the real influence is. ;)

[Slizor]

I would be the perfect leader, as this website demonstrates http://www.slizorforpresident.com . Currently my campaign funds are £0.02 and I'm not yet in America so we have a bit of a way to go.

[shadowmoses-sol]

I belive it should be Noam Chomsky...

[Anpu]

At 8/30/03 06:40 PM, RoyBatty wrote:

At 8/30/03 03:09 PM, OpIvy420 wrote: Who do you think would be best suited for the job of president of the United States? It doesn't have to be a politician, it could be anyone who's views match yours and that you think would be able to handle this country well.

Me :P:

I'm sorry dear but that couldn't happen. You haven't killed any interns, you wouldn't make a good liar and you're not old enough :P

Otherwise...Roy Batty for president \m/ ^_^ \m/

[FUNKbrs]

Failing me, I would say JMHX. but only because he promises cake and pie to all his followers, and I like cake and pie.

[Anpu]

At 8/30/03 11:09 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Failing me, I would say JMHX. but only because he promises cake and pie to all his followers, and I like cake and pie.:

What about punch 'n pie?

[FUNKbrs]

At 8/30/03 11:22 PM, Anpu wrote:

At 8/30/03 11:09 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Failing me, I would say JMHX. but only because he promises cake and pie to all his followers, and I like cake and pie.:

What about punch 'n pie?

WHAT?! Someone's offering punch AND pie?! I'm in!!!

[Anpu]

At 8/30/03 11:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 8/30/03 11:22 PM, Anpu wrote:

At 8/30/03 11:09 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

WHAT?! Someone's offering punch AND pie?! I'm in!!!:

[cartmanvoice]
You're goddamn right there's gonna be punch and pah![/voice]

Okay, no more Red Bull for me.

[Wingman26]

Here's my utopian ideal:

Someone who isn't swayed by big business and keeps what's best for the people, the environment, and the country as a whole.

Like that'll ever happen. Rich men become Presidents and they always have business backing them up.

[TheShrike]

At 8/30/03 11:09 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Failing me, I would say JMHX. but only because he promises cake and pie to all his followers, and I like cake and pie.

Oh, we all want to be JMHX. But do we want him in office?

I think the best person we could have in the oval office would be Colin Powell.

Failling that...

A marionette. Someone with no brain, who only does what those pulling the strings wish.

wait a sec...

[FUNKbrs]

At 8/31/03 12:12 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 8/30/03 11:09 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Failing me, I would say JMHX. but only because he promises cake and pie to all his followers, and I like cake and pie.

Oh, we all want to be JMHX. But do we want him in office?

I think the best person we could have in the oval office would be Colin Powell.

Failling that...

A marionette. Someone with no brain, who only does what those pulling the strings wish.

wait a sec...

MY WISH IS YOUR COMMAND!!

*crosses arms and blinks*

BAZZAAM!!!!

BUSH JR. IS NOW YOUR PRESIDENT!!!

sorry, couldn't help myself....

[Kirke]

How about Bruce Springsteen? Sure, Bruce hardly has any political experience, but wouldn't the nation just rock that much harder if Bruce Springsteen were holding the highest office in the land?

No, I'm really serious. He's highly popular as a result of his music. He has a severe distaste for corporations (or at least it looks like he does). Plus, nobody would ever make an attempt on his life, because there's nobody who hates him that strongly.

Hell, we elected the star of Bedtime for Bonzo as president twice and he didn't completely annihilate our country, how bad a job could the Boss do?

[OpIvy420]

At 8/31/03 12:59 AM, Kirke wrote: How about Bruce Springsteen?

Well, he'd definately qualify. He's over 35, and he was "Born in the U.S.A." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Oh, god I'm an idiot.

[ShubNiggurath]

At 8/31/03 02:37 AM, OpIvy420 wrote:

At 8/31/03 12:59 AM, Kirke wrote: How about Bruce Springsteen?

Well, he'd definately qualify. He's over 35, and he was "Born in the U.S.A." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Oh, god I'm an idiot.

Well, that's exactly the kind of star power that's going to land Arnold a goober-natorial seat.

Kudos, you're closer to the truth than you thought.

Cheers,
ShubNiggurath

[BWS]

I would like to see a person with a Ph.D in Economics run for office. Also, they would have to have military experience; that past would allow them to see what really happens.

[ShubNiggurath]

At 9/1/03 08:36 PM, BWS wrote: I would like to see a person with a Ph.D in Economics run for office. Also, they would have to have military experience; that past would allow them to see what really happens.

I dunno, we could have elected Steve Forbes way back when, but no...

[RoyBatty]

At 9/2/03 04:50 AM, ShubNiggurath wrote: I dunno, we could have elected Steve Forbes way back when, but no...

Hahaha, did you see Moore's commentary in the Big One about Forbes? It was sooo funny. He was talking about how he never blinked and joking that he was an alien and shit. It was great.

[ShubNiggurath]

At 9/2/03 05:23 AM, RoyBatty wrote:

At 9/2/03 04:50 AM, ShubNiggurath wrote: I dunno, we could have elected Steve Forbes way back when, but no...

Hahaha, did you see Moore's commentary in the Big One about Forbes? It was sooo funny. He was talking about how he never blinked and joking that he was an alien and shit. It was great.

Dude, Steve Forbes IS an alien.

Just think, had we elected Forbes, we'd be in the middle of an intergalactic trade ring, bringing in fuckloads of profits from nearby solar systems trading natural technetium and seaborgium compounds that we've only been able to fabricate in laboratories. We'd have bought the rights to make transparent metal from the Vegans, and we'd already be making interstellar pornography with the Centaurians.

It'd be MIB meets Bab 5, in the year 2003.

Oh, if only we'd voted Stevie in, the aliens would be kiiiiiing...

[RoyBatty]

At 9/2/03 05:39 AM, ShubNiggurath wrote: We'd have bought the rights to make transparent metal from the Vegans, and we'd already be making interstellar pornography with the Centaurians.

Vegans are aliens?!! That explains a lot :P

[ShubNiggurath]

At 9/2/03 06:56 AM, RoyBatty wrote: Vegans are aliens?!! That explains a lot :P

LOL...when I first heard the term "vegan", I shit you not, I thought aliens from that system. :P

I was such a Trekkie as kid it isn't even funny.

I'm so glad I've grown up into a big, strong, healthy peasant boy.

Cheers,
ShubNiggurath, big-strong-healthy-peasant-boy extraordinair

[Sonic-Youth]

Just to be unpopular, I'll pick Matt Hale. Hitler isn't available.

[RoyBatty]

At 9/2/03 09:06 AM, GridLock wrote: Just to be unpopular, I'll pick Matt Hale. Hitler isn't available.

He's in jail, and one of my friends was in charge of investigating him for a Jewish anti defamation league. The WTOTC is going down, and so is that dipshit.

[Sonic-Youth]

At 9/2/03 10:53 AM, RoyBatty wrote: He's in jail, and one of my friends was in charge of investigating him for a Jewish anti defamation league. The WTOTC is going down, and so is that dipshit.

Proving the Jews run the government, he was denied the right to practice law because of his beliefs.

[RoyBatty]

At 9/2/03 10:59 AM, GridLock wrote: Proving the Jews run the government, he was denied the right to practice law because of his beliefs.

He's in jail for conspiring to kill a judge over a civil matter (the name of their stupid Nazi church). His second in command, Jon Fox, is facing four charges here in Minot thanks to my friend. So he'll be following in Hale's footsteps shortly.

[shazzam]

Ghandi + Martin Luther King + Jesus = Perfect Leader.

[BWS]

At 9/2/03 04:20 PM, shazzam wrote: Ghandi + Martin Luther King + Jesus = Perfect Leader.

I like ((God)(military experience))^(degrees earned)-propaganda monger = perfect leader

Or one with an Econ Ph.D

[karasz]

I feel as though I would make a good president...

My beliefs would be disliked by both parties at one time or another SO neither party would fully support me...

i hate corporations... but cant stop using their products... (bastards and their marketing)

i know many people that are still untainted by politics that would love to change the world...

and when it comes to foreign policy matters, my crew and I would have no problem figuring out what is the MOST CORRECT thing for the world... not just the US...

(see just pissed off conservatives that put the US in front of the world's well being)

then i would ban affirmative action (piss off liberals) cuz it is racist...

see now EVERYONE is mad...