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TomTheJuggler111

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:22 PM

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alright i'm gonna start off saying i have a penis that is somewhat larger than most, not grossly but it is 10 inches long, a girl whom i've been trying to ask out for the past 3 weeks says she prefers a man with a somewhat smaller penis than average because her vagina is delicate and she doesn't want to be in pain whilst having sex.

I'm giving up on her even though she is possibly the most amazing girl i've ever met, but i mean even if there is some way of shrinking it i don't want to lose this thing

Love life, get paid, and get laid.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:23 PM

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Leave it half empty.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:24 PM

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Acid, it might not look pretty, but at least it'll be smaller.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:24 PM

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ice water. duh...

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:25 PM

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Right, I wouldn't want to date a girl if thats all she cares about.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:27 PM

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She sounds quite trashy. You should totally continue pursuing her.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:30 PM

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I wish I could find a girl like that dammit...

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:31 PM

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Bad penis! You know you were suppose to be small!

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:33 PM

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Do you, by chance, happen to own any sharp knives?


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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:33 PM

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Chop it in half verticly.

Just when you think you reached the bottom of your hole,God hands you a shovel.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:35 PM

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don't take viagra and tell her you'll be careful.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:46 PM

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She is a whore.
If thats all she can think about, your to good for her.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:47 PM

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At 1/19/08 07:22 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: alright i'm gonna start off saying i have a penis

I knew it was a lie then.

that is somewhat larger than most

That just dug you a deeper hole.

THIS IS FUCKING COLE'S NEWGROUNDS YOU FANNY SACK.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:48 PM

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Yeah, right like you expect me to believe in that story?

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At 1/19/08 07:22 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: i have a penis that is 10 inches long,

Pics or it didn't happen =o

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At 1/19/08 07:49 PM, Phantox wrote:
At 1/19/08 07:22 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: i have a penis that is 10 inches long,
Pics or it didn't happen =o

your a man who wants pictures of my penis? am i correct?................and your criticizing me

Love life, get paid, and get laid.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 07:55 PM

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I'm sure you have a ten inch schlong, go and tell Guinness Book of World Records, 'cos the current record is around 8.5 inches I believe.

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At 1/19/08 07:52 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote:
At 1/19/08 07:49 PM, Phantox wrote:
At 1/19/08 07:22 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: i have a penis that is 10 inches long,
Pics or it didn't happen =o
your a man who wants pictures of my penis? am i correct?................and your criticizing me

We need a pic of your penis so we can see proof that your story is true...

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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:01 PM

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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:06 PM

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At 1/19/08 07:55 PM, RockinPunk wrote: I'm sure you have a ten inch schlong, go and tell Guinness Book of World Records, 'cos the current record is around 8.5 inches I believe.

According to World Sex Records, it's somewhere in between 10 and 14 in. 14 if you believe a book with no source.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:08 PM

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I know! You could post about it on the Newgrounds BBS!

Oh, wait...

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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:09 PM

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At 1/19/08 07:22 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: alright i'm gonna start off saying i have a penis that is somewhat larger than most, not grossly but it is 10 inches long,

*pfffffft*

/ HOLY SHIT, YOU COULD BE ON MY SUPER-SECRET FRIENDS LIST.

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At 1/19/08 08:06 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote:
At 1/19/08 07:55 PM, RockinPunk wrote: I'm sure you have a ten inch schlong, go and tell Guinness Book of World Records, 'cos the current record is around 8.5 inches I believe.
According to World Sex Records, it's somewhere in between 10 and 14 in. 14 if you believe a book with no source.

I guessed that it was higher than 8.5, but I'm not going to google "world record penis length"

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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:11 PM

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Find a girl with a bigger vagina. There's a girl somewhere on the internet who can fit a whole man's head into it. I'm sure she's single.

Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:15 PM

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At 1/19/08 08:10 PM, RockinPunk wrote: I guessed that it was higher than 8.5, but I'm not going to google "world record penis length"

Neither would I, that's why I used yahoo. Also, where's your sense of adventure?

At 1/19/08 08:11 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Find a girl with a bigger vagina. There's a girl somewhere on the internet who can fit a whole man's head into it. I'm sure she's single.

I call keepsies offsies.

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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:19 PM

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I believe I have the solution to your problem.
Legend speaks of man, who's grotesque distended anus could swallow whole a human head.
Goatse be he. You must go, now, and seek him out.
The quest will be perilous - you must defeat several monstrosities on your way - such as Tubgirl and Lemon party. And yes, even the dreaded 2 girls 1 cup.
But if you stay true to the degenerate abhuman within, you will find the ultra-hole you seek.


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Dude, Ron Jeremy has the biggest dick in the world and his is 9 1/2 inches long.
I am quite positive you did not beat Ron Jeremy's cock size.

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lol alot of ice


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Posted at: 1/19/08 08:40 PM

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At 1/19/08 07:52 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote:
At 1/19/08 07:49 PM, Phantox wrote:
At 1/19/08 07:22 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: i have a penis that is 10 inches long,
Pics or it didn't happen =o
your a man who wants pictures of my penis? am i correct?................and your criticizing me

I'm saying that post picture or you don't have one that big. I am sure you are lying about it since you can lie about everything on the internet.

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