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Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Lol wtf

Get wacking, bitches.


Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:09 PM Reply

At 1/19/08 05:07 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Lol wtf

Get wacking, bitches.

Well you should never get cancer then should you?


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:10 PM Reply

Cool I guess.


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:11 PM Reply

At 1/19/08 05:07 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Lol wtf

Get wacking, bitches.

What's wrong with you cellar?

Weren't you remotely intelligent at one point?

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:11 PM Reply

I already knew this a looong time ago.

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:12 PM Reply

Those crazy brits i always say.

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:12 PM Reply

Although exsessive orgams causes men to have prostate problems I heard...


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:13 PM Reply

Sounds familiar

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oh yea lol


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:16 PM Reply

At 1/19/08 05:07 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Lol wtf

Get wacking, bitches.

2003

wasn't that 4 years ago?


Asdf

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:17 PM Reply

*fap fap fap*
*jizz jizz jizz*

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:21 PM Reply

The first time cancer can de BEATEN!

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:24 PM Reply

At 1/19/08 05:16 PM, Chiklay4 wrote:
At 1/19/08 05:07 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Lol wtf

Get wacking, bitches.
2003

wasn't that 4 years ago?

I don't give a fuck, did you know about it 4 years ago?


Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:27 PM Reply

It stimulates your penis. Duh.


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:35 PM Reply

Shit I'll never get it, thank you Internet!


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:35 PM Reply

Newgrounds; The site where members have the lowest chance of prostate cancer ever


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:37 PM Reply

Damn, i just dont feel much like it tonig- CAAAAAAANNNCCCCCERRRRRRRR


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:38 PM Reply

im cancer proof! bring it on bitches!


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:38 PM Reply

Dude.

I'm never going to get cancer!

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:39 PM Reply

but but....fapping makes you go to hell :(


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:39 PM Reply

But being a twat doesn't.
Sorry cellardoor.

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 05:40 PM Reply

At 1/19/08 05:11 PM, Epic-Fail-Guy wrote: I already knew this a looong time ago.

no you diddn't i had enough of your lies


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 06:07 PM Reply

HEY CELLAR, *INSERT WITTY JOKE ABOUT HIM BEING GAY AND AMAZINGLY STUPID*

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 06:13 PM Reply

Good, cause I fap daily:3

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 06:18 PM Reply

This is rather late news, I new about this a year ago.


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 06:24 PM Reply

More than 5 times a week?

Psshhh I masturbate 5 times a day.

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 06:37 PM Reply

So that's why I never get cancer...

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 06:45 PM Reply

what if its to kim possible hentai?


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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 06:55 PM Reply

Old.

But wow, something cellartroll6 posted that isn't worth arguing about. I'm impressed.

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 07:12 PM Reply

holy hell no wonder cathlics die from cancer so much

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Response to Masturbation helps prevent Cancer Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 10:20 PM Reply

At 1/19/08 07:12 PM, JohnStephens wrote: holy hell no wonder catholics die from cancer so much

And I was just about to say that, too.
Also, haha, you said 'holy hell' while relating the topic catholics. :P


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