Friendly reminder

[AntiTanner]

Hey idiots. Stop going into topics and saying "this is pointless" "this will be locked" or "omg, you will be banned." The no lock part is in the rules, and the others are implied.

So go ahead. Help me get my longest ban list yet!

Now excuse me whilst i jack off to Christina Aguilera porn.

[AntiTanner]

Oh yea, and a lot of people are breaking this rule:

Make sure your posts add to the discussion. Don't just go into a topic and post something like "What?" or "I don't care." Try to make your posts longer than one or two words

If i click on the handy "posts" link near your name and see a page full of half sentences, you will be banned. But dont worry, Wade usually unbans the people i ban for this, even with warnings.

[Darkest-Phase]

Ok here's a full sentence...this topic is pointless to me. Maybe others as well.

[LipsOfLaura]

At 8/30/03 12:52 AM, darkestphase6669 wrote: Ok here's a full sentence...this topic is pointless to me. Maybe others as well.

OMG. How many "pointless" posts does it take to get to the center of banned?

[poxpower]

I wish you a happy banination, as we all know this will probably not end anytime soon.

It would be fun if you put a ban count in your sig. Like, update it every 6-8 hours or something.

[AntiTanner]

At 8/30/03 12:52 AM, darkestphase6669 wrote: Ok here's a full sentence...this topic is pointless to me.

Thats great, but its two seperate rules.
1) Dont call a topic pointless, because the post proclaiming the pointlessness is, itself, pointless.

2) Make a complete sentence.

[Darkest-Phase]

At 8/30/03 12:56 AM, Hellraiser5 wrote: Thats great, but its two seperate rules.
1) Dont call a topic pointless, because the post proclaiming the pointlessness is, itself, pointless.

2) Make a complete sentence.

So its pointless to call a topic pointless? Thanks for letting me know that. I'll keep that in mind next time I see a pointless topic...like this one is.

[Afro-Ninja]

what do you mean by "handy posts link near your name"

[AntiTanner]

At 8/30/03 01:06 AM, darkestphase6669 wrote: next time I see a pointless topic...like this one is.

I'm just going to assume you are asking for a ban, which is an automatic 7 days. Unless you are allpro, he doesnt get what he wants.

At 8/30/03 01:09 AM, Afro_Ninja wrote:

what do you mean by "handy posts link near your name"

Near your avatar, it displays all your posts. Everyone can see it, its not anything thats admin-only.

[allpro]

At 8/30/03 01:35 AM, Hellraiser5 wrote:

At 8/30/03 01:06 AM, darkestphase6669 wrote: next time I see a pointless topic...like this one is.

I'm just going to assume you are asking for a ban, which is an automatic 7 days. Unless you are allpro, he doesnt get what he wants.

whos allpro?

isnt hellrasier 5 and 6 coming out at the same time or somting?

[Miles]

why give anyone any warning at all? i mean i have been banne about 9 times and evertime i did it i stopped doing what i was doing that got me banned. it wasn't the warning that got me to stop, it was the ban, alot of people, includeing myself, should read the rules more often and more carfully,

[MoonCraft]

So basically, the point of this thread is to incite people to do exactly what you are asking them not to do in order for you to ban them and therefore boost your ego? I'm not sure why you would want to make an entire thread to do that, you can just as easily cruise through about 80% of the threads here and find enough violators of the rules to ban. I've been banned a few times and it's no big deal, it doesn't make me tread lightly or something. I just try not to deliberately do the same thing twice.

[SteveGuzzi]

At 8/30/03 08:36 PM, MoonCraft wrote: I'm not sure why you would want to make an entire thread to do that, you can just as easily cruise through about 80% of the threads here and find enough violators of the rules to ban.

Please tell me that you did not just compare:

a) reminding the general BBS population of some simple rules

with

b) reading eighty percent of the +60,000 threads made just to pick out some posts here and there

in terms of simplicity.

Because it would be pretty stupid if that's what you were suggesting. THAT WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE SUGGESTING, WAS IT?

[MoonCraft]

At 8/30/03 08:46 PM, Stuporman wrote:
Because it would be pretty stupid if that's what you were suggesting. THAT WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE SUGGESTING, WAS IT?

Nope, I was just trying to lure people into saying my comment was pointless. lol

[Miles]

At 8/30/03 08:46 PM, Stuporman wrote:

b) reading eighty percent of the +60,000 threads made just to pick out some posts here and there

lol that wouldn't take that long to do, a week, maybe two tops, plus all the topics that are started while you are searching in all the other topics

[Alumunum-man]

shure thing i don't wanna get banned agian

[Suicide-Reject]

At 8/30/03 12:38 AM, Hellraiser5 wrote:

:The no lock part is in the rules, and the others are implied.

Why cant you say that? Just because it shouldnt be a real post?

Now excuse me whilst i jack off to Christina Aguilera porn.

Oh God. Well, these no accounting for taste.

[Joe]

At 8/30/03 10:27 PM, -Boondock_Drunk- wrote: Why cant you say that? Just because it shouldnt be a real post?

Its pointless. If the mods are going to lock the topic, they don't need YOU to say it. Its not like your post is going to help the topic get locked at all. If a mod is reading your post, then that means that they are reading the topic, and if they are reading the topic, they will decide whether it will be locked or not. Your post doesn't help it get locked, it isn't contributing to the topic, so it is just pointless spam.

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

Who died and made you Tanner!?!? (Huh, what’s that?)

Oops!!! *snaps upright ans salutes*

Yes sir, right away sir, I’ll stay in line sir.

[allpro]

At 8/30/03 10:39 PM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote: Who died and made you Tanner!?!? (Huh, what’s that?)

Oops!!! *snaps upright ans salutes*

Yes sir, right away sir, I’ll stay in line sir.

tan who?

whos?

oh that cross dresser?

[AntiTanner]

At 8/30/03 08:36 PM, MoonCraft wrote: So basically, the point of this thread is to incite people to do exactly what you are asking them not to do in order for you to ban them and therefore boost your ego?

People have forgotten that it is against the rules, so i am reminding them. Rather than "boost my ego" and ban a whole bunch of morons.

[Banana-Clock]

Your ban happy tanner, I hate you, die

[Dobio]

This topic is pointless. It will accomplish nothing.

(OMG! IT WAS A JOKE! DON'T BAN ME!!! =( =( !!!)

[AntiTanner]

At 8/31/03 01:44 AM, Banana_Lock wrote: Your ban happy tanner, I hate you, die

Thats not nice, i just found out my keyboard has passed away. I attempt surgery in the morning. Now if i could only stop this cat from going in and out of the window.