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I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:11:03 Reply

It's true. For about three years, I've been cutting Myself. It started when I managed to lure him into the basement and locked him to a pipe (think it's a water pipe, it's pretty thick) with handcuffs. At first, I just left him there, rotting slowly. But then I got bored and while feeding him I "accidentally" cut him on his face. Oh man, I got such an adrenaline rush from him sobbing in the corner, clutching at a wound while the blood still dripped onto the floor.

At first, I did it on a monthly basis and I'd cut somewhere random just to watch him clutch at the wound. But slowly, my addiction grew worse and worse and before I knew it, I was skipping school to just cut him. Eventually, lately, I've been limiting myself to cutting him four times a week. Any more and I have to go out and buy him a muffin.

And I HATE buying muffins.

This too will pass.
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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:13:18 Reply

I have a feeling that I need about 2 tabs of acid to keep up with this topic.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:14:09 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:11 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: And I HATE buying muffins.

Why do you HATE buying muffins?

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:14:56 Reply

saya wishes to meet you in person, for obvious reasons.

I Like Cutting Myself.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:15:42 Reply

My Thread Mood icon doesn't express how I'm feeling at all

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:16:57 Reply

Hyde: "Sex is like muffins. Once you've had a muffin, you'll do ANYTHING to get your hands on another muffin."

Kelso: "Whoa dude, you're right."

yes, I read the whole post, but my mind wanders

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:40:04 Reply

>< (too silly post)

(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:56:34 Reply

Why not just bake the muffins?

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:57:35 Reply

Pics or it didn't happen.

That's not why I'm asking for pics tho ;o

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:58:13 Reply

Make the muffins yourself, they'll taste nicer and you'll feel all giddy inside.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:59:07 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:56 AM, emochild wrote: Why not just bake the muffins?

You never bake the muffins.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 03:59:15 Reply

can i cut you please?

(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 08:02:00 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:14 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 1/18/08 03:11 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: And I HATE buying muffins.
Why do you HATE buying muffins?

It reminds him of his lost love.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 08:06:49 Reply

At 1/18/08 08:02 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

Why do you HATE buying muffins?
It reminds him of his lost love.

You?

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 08:07:25 Reply

why thats HIAL erious!

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 08:17:37 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:14 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: saya wishes to meet you in person, for obvious reasons.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 08:34:06 Reply

Cuff him as well as cut.

cuff on the neck.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 08:39:23 Reply

sounds fine to me.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 09:58:39 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:56 AM, emochild wrote: Why not just bake the muffins?

exactly! that's what it's all about make your own special muffins. I mean seriously you'll feel so much better you and who ever else. lol

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 10:00:08 Reply

I should've seen this one coming, and I'm surprised this hasn't been done before.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 10:04:03 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:11 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
And I HATE buying muffins.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 10:15:11 Reply

Rofl, I thought was gonna be some emo crying for attention. I to have a 'him' that I cut every so often.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 11:55:18 Reply

At 1/18/08 08:06 AM, Pyrowman wrote:
At 1/18/08 08:02 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

Why do you HATE buying muffins?
It reminds him of his lost love.
You?

What do you think.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 12:08:02 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:13 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: I have a feeling that I need about 2 tabs of acid to keep up with this topic.

Way ahead of ya..

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 12:09:09 Reply

I like taking eye shots of vodka.

I did it for the lulz:

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 12:11:11 Reply

At 1/18/08 12:09 PM, Burnzoid wrote: I like taking eye shots of vodka.

I did it one night, expecting it not to sting. What a bitch that was.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 12:14:50 Reply

Why did you do that to him? Did he not do Barrel-rolls? Why? WHY!? Yet, I digress. Myself deserved it. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Move along everyone nothing to se here.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 12:15:28 Reply

At 1/18/08 03:11 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: And I HATE buying muffins.

Stealing a muffin: way more fun.

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Response to I Like Cutting Myself. 2008-01-18 13:15:46 Reply

At 1/18/08 12:11 PM, mansellscore wrote:
At 1/18/08 12:09 PM, Burnzoid wrote: I like taking eye shots of vodka.
I did it one night, expecting it not to sting. What a bitch that was.

It's pretty funny though.

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