Am I late? I wanna talk about MvM. Let's talk about MvM. Ever since they gave out two untradable tour of duty tickets (fuck you Valve, I wanted my 50 cent tickets on the Steam market), MvM has been clogged with insufferable noobs. And since they included australiums in all tours that aren't Oil Spill, a good number of Two Cities meta idiots have been trying Gear Grinder. No, you fuckers, we don't appreciate medics in expert MvM, or soldiers on the first couple waves, get the fuck out of here - you don't NEED a medic. Used to be you got kicked for going medic, and now it's the other way around thanks to these brainless cunts. I have yet to get an australium from MvM (fuck you Valve, I fucking deserve it, as much as I've carried teams in the past), but I have gotten some good drops like diamond and blood botkillers. Also, did I mention how much I hate the two cities meta? It's fucking cancer. People seriously believe you ABSOLUTELY NEED a medic, soldier ABSOLUTELY NEEDS to be using the buff banner, the medic ABSOLUTELY NEEDS to kritz the demo's stickies, spy, sniper, and pyro are ABSOLUTELY USELESS in MvM and should never be played, etc. - however, ABSOLUTELY NONE of this is true, and if you think so, delete your system32 right now. The expert meta works like godmode on Mannhattan. There are plenty of ways to get better healing than what a medic gives you, avoiding projectiles, and not dying so often that you keep needing the medic to revive you. No you don't NEED that bonus, especially in Two Cities - stop buying such retarded upgrades like max rage on heavy, or jump height on soldier. Basically stop insisting that you must have the setup of scout, soldier, demo, medic, heavy, and engy every. single. fucking. mission. That shit gets boring really quickly, and is very inefficient compared to countless other setups. Try using your brain and think of what can and can't work. Also, for fucks sake kritz meds and buff soldiers, stop critting against battalion's backup soldiers - I'm starting to think 99% of you are fucking illiterate. Battalion's backup completely negates crits, meaning you're wasting time blowing that horn that doesn't do shit to them, or wasting that kritz. Also, I've been trying to set personal bests for highest damage on missions, and so far I've topped 250k total as pyro on Broken Parts in Mecha Engine; I've yet to break 250k on Empire Escalation, but the closest I've come to it was 245k on my alt.