My name is Soda, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, skilled gunmen who spend every second of their day looking at enemy intelligence. You are everything great in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any bans? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their lack of skill, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than topping the scoreboard for the whole game.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best trade. I'm pretty much interested. I was captain of the RED team, and starter on the BLU team. What gamemodes do you play, other than "POOSH TINY KART"? I also get straight meatshots, and have a banging hot sticky trap (She just blew up; Shit was SO KABEWM). You are all gentlemen who should just trade with me. Thanks for listening.
Pic related, it's the hats in my backpack.